How do you make a Swiss roll?

Just push them down a slope

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Got My Wife

Wife handed me a slice of Swiss cheese. I took a bite, looked at her and said, "This cheese is pretty neutral."

Much eye-rolling was had, and she left the room. I ate the rest of the cheese slice.

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Swiss Cheese

My girlfriend's daughter was saying how she preferred Swiss Cheese. Me: Ah yes, Swiss cheese..the most sacred of all the cheeses. Girl: Sacred? Me: Yes...it's very whole-y

Eye- roll and groan ensues.

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How do you make a Swiss roll?

You push him over

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