BrO before HO
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Ho ho ho!
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Oh ho
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Some of my pun-tastic Halloween costumes throughout the years: Reverse Cowgirl, Edgar Allan Ho, and Freudian Slip.
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︎ Oct 25 2020
Happy Ho.idays to friends and .oved ones c.ose and far. B.essings to you and yours this Yu.e season.
(This is my No-L greeting.)
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︎ Dec 10 2020
Three Ho's walk into a bar
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︎ Dec 24 2020
Why did Ho Chi Minh never conduct espionage operations at Christmas?
That's the only time anyone actually looks for Minh's spies.
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︎ Jun 17 2020
Many people have heard of Post Malone. But how many of you have heard of Ho Malone?
Probably quite a few - it's a Christmas movie starring Macaulay Culkin.
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"Ho, ho, ho," the jolly bastard mused, unaware I'd been slinking in the shadows for days, ready to unleash my revenge. I'd memorized his patterns, followed his every move, and had set the perfect trap. Down the chimney, ensnared by my noose, and left hanging above the fireplace; I got what I wanted.
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︎ Mar 05 2020
Santa walks into a bar and cheerily calls out βHo, Ho, Hoβ
The barmen says β they prefer to be called strippersβ.
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︎ Dec 24 2019
HO! HO! HO! Why is Santa always smiling and laughing?
Because it's not him who buys the presents.
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︎ Dec 10 2019
Ho Chow calls into work
Ho Chow calls into work and says, "Hey, I no come work today, I really sick. Headache, stomach ache and legs hurt, I no come work." His boss says, You know something Ho Chow, I really need you today. When I feel sick like you, I go to my wife and ask her for sex, that makes everything better and I go to work. Try it." Two hours later Ho Chow calls again. "I do what you say and feel great, I be at work soon. You have a nice house too"
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︎ May 25 2019
Hi ho the Derry-o, the...
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︎ Jul 24 2018
Youβve heard of the rapper and singer Post Malone but, what about Ho Malone?
You know that Christmas comedy movie that came out in the 90s with Macaulay Culkin.
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︎ Oct 28 2018
Hi-ho the Derry-O...
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︎ Apr 05 2017
Last Christmas we bought a fake Christmas tree.
The guy behind the counter said to my dad, "Are you going to put it up yourself?".
Dad replied, "Don't be disgusting, I'm going to put it in the living room."
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︎ Sep 10 2020
What do you call Idaho prostitutes?
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︎ Nov 04 2020
What did the pirate call his girlfriend at the dock?
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︎ Apr 11 2021
Moss Cow
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︎ Apr 03 2019
Why Did Santa Catch Herpes?
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︎ Dec 18 2020
Where would you hear the most gossip from a prostitute?
A ho-tell. That's where she would go to get something off her chest.
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︎ Jan 06 2021
Why do people call me Santa?
Cuz I get all the ho ho hos!
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︎ Dec 11 2020
I walked in the shop, glimpsing my beard covered in snow as I entered
"You're a few weeks late aren't you Santa?" the girl behind the counter joked, smiling.
"Ho, ho, ho!" I fired back at her, in an uncharacteristic misogynistic outburst.
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︎ Jan 08 2021
I punched Santa in the face
He called my daughter a "ho". 3 times!!!
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︎ Dec 25 2020
My kid just told me sheβs scared of Santa.
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︎ Dec 09 2018
I once saw a woman punch a Mall Santa in the face.
But he did call her a "ho" like three times.
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︎ Nov 09 2020
How much does Santaβs sleigh cost?
Nothing ... itβs on the house.
(Ho Ho Ho)
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︎ Dec 04 2020
With thanksgiving this weekend....
I picked the wrong weekend to quit cold turkey.
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︎ Oct 10 2019
What has one horn and gives milk?
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︎ Dec 22 2018
What do you call an alligator in a vest?
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︎ May 24 2017
A beautiful lady called me Santa
i said " Ho Ho Ho please"
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︎ Dec 03 2020
I got mugged by 6 dwarves last night...
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︎ Apr 25 2019
I used to think that motels were just better hotels
because there was mo of it
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︎ Aug 02 2019
16-year old Daughter: Dad, I'm going Rasta now.
Dad: Yikes, so now I understand your ... aroma. Can you resume washing your hair at least?
16-year old Daughter: I can't. I'm dreading my hair.
Dad: That makes two of us!
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︎ Jul 14 2019
I bad to punch the mall Santa in the face...
He called my daughter a 'ho'! 3 times!!!
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︎ Aug 10 2020
If a chinese man has to pay, what's his name?
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︎ May 21 2019
What do you call someone who doesn't believe in Santa Claus?
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︎ Dec 08 2018
What was Santaβs favourite subject in school?
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︎ Dec 14 2018
Key-osk
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︎ May 09 2014
What do you call hotel with a lot of floors?
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︎ Apr 28 2020
Horse is admitted in a hospital
Horse: enters a doctor's clinic
clears throat
Doctor: You have ho(a)rseness
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︎ Jun 05 2020
Happy Ho idays!
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︎ Dec 25 2018
Why does Mrs. Claus hate Santa?
He has too many ho ho hos
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