Just blew the sugar off my doughnut...

Dieting is so hard.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/VERBERD
πŸ“…︎ Jan 30 2021
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A taekwondo student walks up to the seller in a doughnut store. What did the seller say?

Taekwondo nut.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/HelloCrat
πŸ“…︎ Oct 12 2020
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What do you call a doughnut filled with glue?

A Paste-ry

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ipenrod
πŸ“…︎ Sep 29 2020
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Whats a ghost's favorite doughnut ?

A Freddy kruller

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πŸ‘€︎ u/datdragonfruittho
πŸ“…︎ Jul 24 2020
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How does Bob Marley like his doughnuts?

With Jam in...

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πŸ‘€︎ u/bridges1
πŸ“…︎ Jul 05 2020
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I'm opening a dispensary that sells weed and doughnuts

It's called "Glazed and Confused"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/HellsJuggernaut
πŸ“…︎ Jan 23 2020
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The Earth has a doughnut shape.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/TheBrokenMop
πŸ“…︎ Sep 02 2018
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The healthiest part of a doughnut Is the hole.

Unfortunately you have to eat the rest of the doughnut to get to it.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/labink
πŸ“…︎ Mar 03 2020
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What kind of doughnuts can fly?

The plain ones.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/buttholeflutters
πŸ“…︎ May 22 2019
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I asked my son if his doughnut was Chewy...

http://imgur.com/a/0ruvH

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πŸ‘€︎ u/joelalle
πŸ“…︎ Mar 11 2017
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One time I had a doughnut stuffed with icing

It was filling

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πŸ‘€︎ u/I-Eat-Donuts
πŸ“…︎ Apr 01 2019
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So I went to the Doughnut Shop and bought a dozen orders of a dozen doughnuts.

It was totally gross.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/nofate301
πŸ“…︎ Sep 04 2018
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My wife keeps nagging me to stop eating doughnuts...

We’ve all beignet before, amiright?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/simmsnation
πŸ“…︎ Feb 23 2019
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Philosophy of Doughnuts:

It takes two doughnut halves to make a doughnut hole

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πŸ‘€︎ u/JShawKSU
πŸ“…︎ Dec 15 2017
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Did you hear what happened to the Middle Eastern man who ate an old chickpea doughnut?

He subsequently falafel.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/_Aerosaurus_
πŸ“…︎ Nov 29 2017
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What's Putin's favorite doughnut shop?

Krispy Kremelin

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πŸ‘€︎ u/PSUHiker31
πŸ“…︎ Dec 11 2017
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I was practically in a coma last night after eating a boatload of doughnuts for Father’s Day.

I went out with a glaze of glory.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Jun 18 2018
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I just ate the best doughnut

In the hole world

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πŸ‘€︎ u/gunter_smith
πŸ“…︎ Feb 20 2018
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For breakfast I used to have cereal. Then I moved to muffins, to doughnuts and then to combination of chocolate, biscuits and marshmallows...

It's a rocky road.

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National doughnut day?

Sounds like a holiday I can really sink my teeth into. 😎

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πŸ‘€︎ u/PmPicsOfEdNorton
πŸ“…︎ Jun 05 2015
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Hitler's Doughnut, Original joke

One day during the middle of World War II Hitler woke up craving a doughnut. He called for one of his soldiers to go retrieve him one. The soldier left before realizing Hitler never told him what kind of doughnut. Not wanting to go back and ask and be punished for taking too long the soldier got a jelly filled and went back. Upon seeing the doughnut, Hitler withdrew his pistol and shot the soldier square in the chest then called in his guards to clean up the body, and sent another soldier off to get a doughnut. Not wanting to be shot like his predecessor, the second soldier got a dozen in a variety and went back. Hitler looked over the box and again withdrew his pistol and shot the soldier. He called in a third soldier and sent him to complete the job the other two had failed. Soon enough, the third soldier had made it there and back. He timidly walked Into Hitlers room and presented him a single doughnut. Hitler looked at it and said "Finally, white powdered!"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Oriyagi
πŸ“…︎ May 29 2014
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Doughnut you wish you could make your wife and daughter laugh?

I was holding my daughter's hand as she was throwing a fit while getting her nails clipped by my wife. To calm her down, I asked her when her fingers had turned into doughnuts.

sniff Doughnuts? sniff

Yeah, Doughnuts. It's obvious that you've got some bearclaws

crickets

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πŸ‘€︎ u/1-adam-12
πŸ“…︎ Feb 07 2014
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