Dieting is so hard.
Taekwondo nut.
A Paste-ry
A Freddy kruller
With Jam in...
It's called "Glazed and Confused"
Unfortunately you have to eat the rest of the doughnut to get to it.
The plain ones.
http://imgur.com/a/0ruvH
It was filling
It was totally gross.
Weβve all beignet before, amiright?
It takes two doughnut halves to make a doughnut hole
He subsequently falafel.
Krispy Kremelin
I went out with a glaze of glory.
In the hole world
It's a rocky road.
Sounds like a holiday I can really sink my teeth into. π
One day during the middle of World War II Hitler woke up craving a doughnut. He called for one of his soldiers to go retrieve him one. The soldier left before realizing Hitler never told him what kind of doughnut. Not wanting to go back and ask and be punished for taking too long the soldier got a jelly filled and went back. Upon seeing the doughnut, Hitler withdrew his pistol and shot the soldier square in the chest then called in his guards to clean up the body, and sent another soldier off to get a doughnut. Not wanting to be shot like his predecessor, the second soldier got a dozen in a variety and went back. Hitler looked over the box and again withdrew his pistol and shot the soldier. He called in a third soldier and sent him to complete the job the other two had failed. Soon enough, the third soldier had made it there and back. He timidly walked Into Hitlers room and presented him a single doughnut. Hitler looked at it and said "Finally, white powdered!"
I was holding my daughter's hand as she was throwing a fit while getting her nails clipped by my wife. To calm her down, I asked her when her fingers had turned into doughnuts.
sniff Doughnuts? sniff
Yeah, Doughnuts. It's obvious that you've got some bearclaws
crickets
