From a friend: Krispy Kreme is giving away free donuts if you’re vaccinated.

Why not a cough-fee instead?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/joshntiff
πŸ“…︎ Mar 25 2021
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Did you hear about the donut shop that burned down?

It was an extra krispy kreme

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πŸ‘€︎ u/JCokeDaKilla
πŸ“…︎ Feb 10 2021
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my proudest moment

Last week, I took my friends to my parents house at the beach for a couple days for fun vacation times. One of my friends bought a box of cheerwine krispy kreme doughnuts, but one of the tasty morsels mysteriously disappeared in the night. The day after, we discussed the culprit options. One person said "maybe it was your dad," another said "maybe it was your mom," and I said "or maybe it was one of us.." A couple seconds of silence passed, then I had the biggest pun eureka moment in which I excitedly chortled, "Man, this is a real WHODOUGHNUT!!!"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/gooseyp
πŸ“…︎ Jul 19 2011
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Friend's dad dropped this one on us

Going to get donuts after Japanese food:

"Hey, if we end up not getting Krispy Kreme, you dim sum, you lose some"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/B3stAr0und
πŸ“…︎ Apr 30 2014
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