13 Hilarious Joule Puns - Punstoppable 🛑

I think joule really likes this joke

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👤︎ u/HenkBlok

📅︎ Jan 13 2021

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When someone says Joules are the superior unit of measurements for energy

Watt the fuck

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👤︎ u/EoinTheBest123

📅︎ May 24 2018

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“You’re 1 joule per second, Harry!”

“I’m a Watt?”

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👤︎ u/porichoygupto

📅︎ Oct 11 2018

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Would an example of a power plant be a Joules Fern?

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👤︎ u/cuber1717

📅︎ Aug 20 2016

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Can an electrician here help me reduce the power to our stereo by 4 joules per second?

My kids keep listening to a song and apparently want me to make it a little quieter, or "turn down 4 watts"

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👤︎ u/Hawkline

📅︎ Jan 01 2015

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i created this dont judge.... 🙄

Me: mumbles I did not understand this chapter about electricity...
My friend: Watt?

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👤︎ u/Flaming_Cash

📅︎ Feb 04 2021

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Physics joke: What makes reproduction Work?

The family Joules!

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👤︎ u/throwaway2032015

📅︎ Sep 03 2020

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I used to smoke Cig Newtons...

But now I just Joule.

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👤︎ u/loadedjackazz

📅︎ Jun 06 2020

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What did the physicist give his wife for their anniversary?

Joule-ery

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👤︎ u/2ssenmodnar4

📅︎ Jun 27 2019

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What is a vaper’s favourite unit of measurement?

Joules

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👤︎ u/namrepus__

📅︎ Jun 17 2019

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Not a dad, but this happens daily in my physics class.

Me: Hey, what are the units for power?

Friend: Watt.

Me: I said, what are the units for power?

Friend: Watt.

Me: No, I said what are the units for power?

Friend: JOULES PER SECOND

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👤︎ u/epicblob

📅︎ Nov 02 2014

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Do you know ?

Me : do you know ? She :what? Me : joule per sec

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👤︎ u/himanshu207

📅︎ Feb 13 2017

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Engineer/dad-joked my own engineer dad.

My dad and I regularly play Words With Friends. I played "joules" for some serious points and he messaged me saying "I guess your physics classes paid off." I wrote back, "Actually you taught me about measurements of energy... the family joules, if you will."

He called me just to say "Ugh... that was terrible."

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👤︎ u/work_while_bent

📅︎ Apr 27 2014

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