When someone says Joules are the superior unit of measurements for energy

Watt the fuck

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πŸ‘€︎ u/EoinTheBest123
πŸ“…︎ May 24 2018
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β€œYou’re 1 joule per second, Harry!”

β€œI’m a Watt?”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Oct 11 2018
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Would an example of a power plant be a Joules Fern?
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πŸ‘€︎ u/cuber1717
πŸ“…︎ Aug 20 2016
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Can an electrician here help me reduce the power to our stereo by 4 joules per second?

My kids keep listening to a song and apparently want me to make it a little quieter, or "turn down 4 watts"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Hawkline
πŸ“…︎ Jan 01 2015
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Physics joke: What makes reproduction Work?

The family Joules!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/throwaway2032015
πŸ“…︎ Sep 03 2020
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I'm a Watt?!
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Gqwidsfa
πŸ“…︎ Oct 20 2019
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I used to smoke Cig Newtons...

But now I just Joule.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/loadedjackazz
πŸ“…︎ Jun 06 2020
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What did the physicist give his wife for their anniversary?

Joule-ery

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πŸ‘€︎ u/2ssenmodnar4
πŸ“…︎ Jun 27 2019
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What is a vaper’s favourite unit of measurement?

Joules

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πŸ‘€︎ u/namrepus__
πŸ“…︎ Jun 17 2019
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Not a dad, but this happens daily in my physics class.

Me: Hey, what are the units for power?

Friend: Watt.

Me: I said, what are the units for power?

Friend: Watt.

Me: No, I said what are the units for power?

Friend: JOULES PER SECOND

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πŸ‘€︎ u/epicblob
πŸ“…︎ Nov 02 2014
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Do you know ?

Me : do you know ? She :what? Me : joule per sec

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πŸ‘€︎ u/himanshu207
πŸ“…︎ Feb 13 2017
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Engineer/dad-joked my own engineer dad.

My dad and I regularly play Words With Friends. I played "joules" for some serious points and he messaged me saying "I guess your physics classes paid off." I wrote back, "Actually you taught me about measurements of energy... the family joules, if you will."

He called me just to say "Ugh... that was terrible."

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