When someone says Joules are the superior unit of measurements for energy
Watt the fuck
βYouβre 1 joule per second, Harry!β
βIβm a Watt?β
Would an example of a power plant be a Joules Fern?
Can an electrician here help me reduce the power to our stereo by 4 joules per second?
My kids keep listening to a song and apparently want me to make it a little quieter, or "turn down 4 watts"
Physics joke: What makes reproduction Work?
The family Joules!
I used to smoke Cig Newtons...
But now I just Joule.
What did the physicist give his wife for their anniversary?
Joule-ery
What is a vaperβs favourite unit of measurement?
Joules
Not a dad, but this happens daily in my physics class.
Me: Hey, what are the units for power?
Friend: Watt.
Me: I said, what are the units for power?
Friend: Watt.
Me: No, I said what are the units for power?
Friend: JOULES PER SECOND
Do you know ?
Me : do you know ? She :what? Me : joule per sec
Engineer/dad-joked my own engineer dad.
My dad and I regularly play Words With Friends. I played "joules" for some serious points and he messaged me saying "I guess your physics classes paid off." I wrote back, "Actually you taught me about measurements of energy... the family joules, if you will."
He called me just to say "Ugh... that was terrible."
