Sir Anzac Newton.
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What did Newton think when he discovered gravity?

Shit is about to go down.

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Isaac Newton was actually Oldton
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You've heard of Newton's laws, but have you heard of Cole's law?

Thinly sliced cabbage

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Physicists are playing hide and seek in the afterlife. It's Einstein turn to seek. He counts to 100, turns around and notices Newton in a 1m*1m square. Hah, Newton, I found you!

See Einstein, the problem here is that you discovered Pascal!

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Trivia Newton-John.
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Weird film trivia: I just found out that Thandie Newton's character from Mission: Impossible 2 was originally going to appear in Goldeneye, but her part was cut when they decided to film in Russia.

They had to SeverNyah

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πŸ“…︎ Mar 07 2021
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When that Apple hit Isaac Newton on the head, it gave him a brain embolism

It was a stroke of genius

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Did you hear about the new song by Olivia Newton John about clocks?

Let's get digital, digital.

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Newton’s cradle! (Credit to thejenkinscomic on Instagram)
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I used to smoke Cig Newtons...

But now I just Joule.

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Newton: I've discovered calculus(1664)

Leibneiz: I've discovered calculus(1670s) Newton: Really? Seems derivative.

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Generally, jokes on Einstein are relatively better than those on Newton.
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Why did Newton only discover gravity under a tree?

Because the apple doesn’t fall too far from the tree.

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πŸ“…︎ Feb 20 2020
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Did you hear about the new movie on Isaac Newton played by Gerard Butler ?

Apple Has Fallen

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πŸ“…︎ Nov 14 2019
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Astronomers before Newton were just goofing around

They did not understand the gravity of the situation

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Fig Newtons are Smart Cookies
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Sir Isaac Newton died shortly after being hit on the head with the apple.

He didn't understand the gravity of the situation.

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I found out how Newton got his name.

It's because he knew a ton about physics

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πŸ“…︎ Nov 29 2018
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Isaac Newton was a kewl guy, with his invention of gravity...

But his brother Fig was kinda fruity!

My 32-year-old son just came up with that joke! Proud moment happening right there!

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πŸ“…︎ Apr 06 2019
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Have you heard about Isaac Newton’s mother?

She was a Ma to be reckoned with.

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πŸ“…︎ Mar 11 2019
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Isaac Newton is sitting under a tree one day...

... when something falls out of the tree and hits him on the head.

He picks up the fallen object and examines it, then declares, β€œWhy, some invisible force must have pulled this apple to the ground!”

A passerby overhears the famed scientist, then mutters, β€œFucking idiot doesn’t know one fruit from another,” before shouting, β€œHey! That’s a fig, Newton!”

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Newton, Pascal and Einstein were playing hide and seek.

Einstein was the seeker. While Pascal ran to hide behind a tree, Newton just stood behind Einstein, while drawing a 1 by 1 meter square with a marker and standing in it. "Ready or not, here I come!" shouted Einstein. "Found you Newton!" "No, you found Pascal!" said Newton

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πŸ“…︎ Aug 24 2018
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Did you know Sir Isaac Newton has a brother who made cookies?

His name was Fig.

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πŸ“…︎ Dec 04 2018
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Check out the new film about Cam Newton's MVP season!! en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bla…
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Isaac Newton's Dad

After discovering gravity, Isaac Newton went to tell his parents about his observations. His dad looked at him and said, "well, the apple doesn't fall far from the tree."

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I told my Uncle John that Isaac Newton once stuck a darning needle behind his eyeball to test a hypothesis about optics.

He won't stop referring to him as Eye-Stick Newton.

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πŸ“…︎ Jan 02 2015
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It wasn't written by Isaac Newton. imgur.com/kIupaDY
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You've heard of Newton's Laws but have you heard of Cole's Law?

Thinly sliced cabbage.

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Einstein, Newton and Pascal are playing hide and seek. Einstein is counting. Pascal runs and hides, but Newton just draws a square and sit down. Einstein opens his eyes and exclaims, "Newton, I've found you!"

Newton replies, "No, you found Newton over a square meter. You've found Pascal!"

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