A list of puns related to "Isaac Newton"
It was a stroke of genius
Now my high school kid wants me to remind him of Newton's 3rd law of emotion
Apple Has Fallen
He didn't understand the gravity of the situation.
But his brother Fig was kinda fruity!
My 32-year-old son just came up with that joke! Proud moment happening right there!
She was a Ma to be reckoned with.
... when something falls out of the tree and hits him on the head.
He picks up the fallen object and examines it, then declares, “Why, some invisible force must have pulled this apple to the ground!”
A passerby overhears the famed scientist, then mutters, “Fucking idiot doesn’t know one fruit from another,” before shouting, “Hey! That’s a fig, Newton!”
His name was Fig.
After discovering gravity, Isaac Newton went to tell his parents about his observations. His dad looked at him and said, "well, the apple doesn't fall far from the tree."
He won't stop referring to him as Eye-Stick Newton.
St. Peter: Your number's up Euler, and Isaac Newton says you have to count all the spheres in the universe before you can enter heaven. What say ye?
Euler: Sigma balls, Dick.
Sigma is used to notate summation.
Summation is the process of adding things together.
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