I can tolerate algebra, maybe even a little calculus

but graphing is where I draw the line

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π€︎ u/Echo_The_God
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I made the mistake of having a beer while doing my calculus homework last night...

I got in trouble for drinking and deriving.

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π€︎ u/leparr
π︎ May 27 2021
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Never take a calculus exam when you are sitting next to two identical twins.

Itβs really hard to differentiate between them.

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π€︎ u/porichoygupto
π︎ Apr 28 2021
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Whatβs the single form of calculus?

Calculme.

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π€︎ u/sarcasticpremed
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Only Calculus Peeps Will Understand
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I believe it is absolutely nessesery to teach our childer calculus.

It's an integral part of education.

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π€︎ u/PotaLegFinger
π︎ Oct 26 2020
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My calculus professor was 16 minutes late for the first class, 8 minutes late for the second, and 4 minutes late for the third.

At this rate, he will never be there on time.

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π€︎ u/porichoygupto
π︎ Jun 20 2020
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Just taught my 6yr old calculus and advanced physics. Amazing what kids can learn.

Which happens to be jack shit.

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π€︎ u/Komone
π︎ Oct 24 2020
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Why donβt calculus majors party?

Because they can not drink and derive

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π€︎ u/lvrcerosis
π︎ Jul 18 2020
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If you are taking a calculus exam, donβt sit between two identical twins.

Itβs very difficult to differentiate between them.

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π€︎ u/porichoygupto
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When God integrated Planet Earth, he didnβt forget his integral calculus lesson.

He remembered to add the sea.

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π€︎ u/porichoygupto
π︎ Aug 01 2020
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My maths teacher started throwing wordplay in calculus problems, I guess it is

A problem of Ex-pun-ential order

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π€︎ u/kyatapleekhai03
π︎ Mar 27 2020
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Calculus is fun
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π€︎ u/Dytlan-
π︎ Jan 01 2020
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Newton: I've discovered calculus(1664)

Leibneiz: I've discovered calculus(1670s) Newton: Really? Seems derivative.

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Came up with this in calculus class

A calculus professor explains an example problem to her class.

"To do this, you need to find the initial position of the object."

"yβ," says the professor.

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Calculus Teacher: Itβs not the Uncle Derivative.

Itβs the Auntie Derivative.

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π€︎ u/SpecOpsAlpha
π︎ Dec 22 2019
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In college i thought General Calculus was a Roman war hero
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π€︎ u/NameViolation666
π︎ Apr 22 2019
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You might think my calculus jokes are derivative, but theyβre an integral part of me.
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π€︎ u/TheRealRoybot
π︎ Oct 13 2019
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My Calculus Professor is having a tough time adjusting to retired life.

He canβt seem to deal with the aftermath.

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π€︎ u/porichoygupto
π︎ May 22 2018
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I named my penis calculus

Cause Ill never use it in my life.

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π€︎ u/Brock_a_boo22
π︎ Jun 30 2019
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Being good at calculus in your later life is like...

...the after-math

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π€︎ u/Pungunner98
π︎ May 05 2018
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What did the calculus professor name his newborn son?

Mathew

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π€︎ u/SirJackDaniels
π︎ Aug 12 2018
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They said Calculus would be integral to my education

but I found it a little derivative

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π€︎ u/hippokuda
π︎ Jun 26 2018
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Calculus professor asked why he should curve the grades to our test.

I said, "It's a calc class, I guess you could say curves are integral to our class."

Groans filled the room. I laughed hysterically.

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π€︎ u/agb_123
π︎ Apr 03 2017
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Not-really-new but improved calculus joke

f(x)=e^x and f(x)=ln(x) walk into a party. After a while, ln(x) is chatting everyone up and having a great time, while e^x is leaning on the wall and sulking. ln(x) asks eΛ£ what's wrong, and e^x says βI'm nervous about integrating.β ln(x) replies: βOh, it's simple, just be yourself and see.β

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π€︎ u/thefizzynator
π︎ Dec 21 2017
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The gift my calculus teacher gives to each student every year
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π€︎ u/Burkinator_
π︎ Dec 15 2017
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The things I come up with in calculus
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π€︎ u/Maimedbystander
π︎ Feb 10 2014
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If you want to major in calculus...

the sky is the "limit"...

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π€︎ u/razzlesnazzlepasz
π︎ Feb 19 2017
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First day of calculus summer session today...

(Right before I leave)

Mom:Be safe driving over there

Me: Ok, Mom

Dad: Be safe deriving over there

Me: Goddamnit

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π€︎ u/wiebs
π︎ Jun 17 2014
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I started doing calculus today

My understanding is limited

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π€︎ u/launchedcar
π︎ Apr 19 2018
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I wrote two full pages of working out for my Calculus class...

Seems like Calcumore to me!

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π€︎ u/cruooshup
π︎ Feb 07 2018
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You can actually do calculus under the influence

you just need to know your limits.

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π€︎ u/lurker111111
π︎ Jun 14 2013
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My calculus teacher had a lisp, but he was brilliant...

A real mathter.

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π€︎ u/Funkygun
π︎ Jan 25 2018
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Dad: you should really take a break from studying calculus all day...

....how can you even function ?

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I'm from Mississippi and I was the only black kid in my Calculus 2 class

Seems like Mississippi still has a problem with

( β’_β’)

( β’_β’)>ββ -β

integration

(ββ _β )

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π€︎ u/samus1225
π︎ Aug 18 2018
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I failed my Calculus exam because I was seated between two identical twins.

It was hard to differentiate between them.

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π€︎ u/porichoygupto
π︎ Mar 21 2020
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My calculus professor was 16 minutes late to his first class, 8 minutes late to his second, and 4 minutes late to the third.

At this rate, he will never be in class on time.

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π€︎ u/porichoygupto
π︎ Dec 13 2018
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When taking a calculus exam, make sure you donβt sit between identical twins.

Because itβs hard to differentiate between them.

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π€︎ u/porichoygupto
π︎ Dec 27 2018
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When God was integrating Planet Earth, he suddenly recalled his Calculus lesson.

He remembered to add the sea.

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π€︎ u/porichoygupto
π︎ Dec 12 2017
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I failed my calculus exam because I was seated in between two identical twins.

I couldnβt differentiate between them.

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π€︎ u/porichoygupto
π︎ Oct 06 2019
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I failed my calculus exam because I was seated next to two identical twins.

It was impossible to differentiate between them.

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π€︎ u/porichoygupto
π︎ Jul 17 2019
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I'll do algebra, I'll put up with calculus,

But graphing is where I draw the line.

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π€︎ u/oxfordthethird
π︎ Dec 23 2019
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I failed my calculus exam in college because I was seated between two identical twins.

I couldnβt differentiate between them.

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π€︎ u/porichoygupto
π︎ Jul 25 2018
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When God integrated Planet Earth, he didnβt forget his calculus lesson.

He remembered to add the sea.

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π€︎ u/porichoygupto
π︎ Mar 01 2019
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I'll do algebra, I'll put up with calculus, I'll even push through trigonometry...

But graphing is where I draw the line!

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I'll do algebra, tackle geometry, maybe even a little calculus...

But graphing is where I draw the line.

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