Geometry pun! (Xpost from /gifs)
Why was Karl Marx good at geometry?
What do people think of the geometry nerds?
Well, they're all so edgy!
I went to a Halloween party with my geometry teacher
Her costume was really squarey
Why do anarchists always fail geometry tests?
I was ok with Algebra, Geometry, and Trigonometry when I was in high school.
But I reached my limit with Calculus.
I didn't think my son was stealing from his geometry teacher until I saw his room...
All the sines were there.
Why are the North Koreans the best at geometry?
Because they’ve got a Supreme Ruler.
Why is geometry always such a disaster?
Because it's full of 'wrecked angles'.
My cousin is a geometry teacher who simply abhors x, y and z...
He considers them to be the Axes of Evil.
There's now a vaccine to make you better at geometry.
It's called Pythagorean Serum.
Why was the geometry student sad after school?
My geometry class got hit by a tornado today.
All that's left is wrecked angles.
If one studies geometry, does that make them racist?
After all, they become arean.
My friend graduated with a degree in geometry was well prepared for his career as a farmer...
He had bought his protractor in school.
Found in my geometry textbook
From the 2020 SAT, geometry section: A farmer is welding parts in his barn. He wants to cut four bars of equal length from two lengths of iron rebar measuring 16 feet, 8 inches and 5 feet, 10 inches. How much material will be discarded? Bonus: where will the rebar, once welded, go for a good time?
I watched a movie about geometry
There were a lot of plot holes but at the end it came full circle.
My girlfriend is stressed over her upcoming geometry test
I told her not to run herself in circles over it
I suck at geometry because my high school teacher was awful.
She was always going off on tangents.
When it comes to learning Geometry, I am ok with triangles, squares, and rectangles.
But when it comes to two unconnected vertices, that’s where I draw the line.
I really don't understand geomety, plane and simple! It feels like I just keep going in circles so I don't get the point! Even if for some people it shapes their life, this is where I draw the line!
For the geometry enthusiasts.
I wanted to post a photo of a triangle on r/aww because it contained acute angle.
In a conversation about Geometry...
Friend: “There are so many angles here”
Me: “Yeah, but I’ve always thought the Saxons had more historical importance”
Why do we use Protractors in geometry?
Because Amateur-Tractors don't know what they're doing!
What did the student say when his teacher asked him to use geometry in a sentence?
A little acorn grew and grew until it finally awoke one day and said "Gee, I'm a tree".
Why are North Koreans so good at geometry ?
Because they have a supreme ruler.
I used to be bad at geometry...
But after lots of studying, I’ve made a total 360!
I breezed through my algebra, trigonometry and geometry classes.
But calculus is where I reached my limit.
Murphy (of (Murphy's Law) has rewritten plane geometry
The first law now reads: The shortest distance between to points is under construction.
Why is North Korea so good at geometry?
Because they have a supreme ruler
I’ll do algebra and geometry
But graphing is where I draw the line
I don't understand why we study circles in geometry.
I'm a pro at geometry
Guess you could call me a hexpert
What do you call a fish that majors in geometry?
To be honest, the only thing I'm really looking for in Geometry class is the
I just failed my geometry test
Me - Dad, I'm dropping Geometry and doing Economics instead.
Dad - I'm glad Euclid that up for me.
My geometry teacher said we don't have to simplify square routes in his class.
I thought that was pretty radical.
My daughter told me she loves geometry
The geometry teacher went to Hawaii
When he came back, he was a tan gent
What’s the dirtiest word in geometry?
Hypotenuse, because it is between two legs.
I'll do algebra, tackle geometry, maybe even a little calculus...
But graphing is where I draw the line.
Why are the North Koreans the best at geometry?
Because they've got a supreme ruler
My sisters getting a D in geometry
How do they teach geometry in communist countries?
My geometry teacher said that he had to take linear algebra in college
He said it was difficult but it sounds pretty straightforward
Why was the communist bad at geometry?
...because he couldn't Marx his Engels!
I think my geometry teacher is onto my Reddit account
He hasn't said my name directly yet, but keeps asking me questions about whether "x and y lies on line..."
My Son spilled some pudding on his geometry homework the other day
Son: "Damn it, I just finished this too."
Me: "I guess you could say the proof is in the pudding."
What did the Italian geometry major say when his house was robbed?
Rick is sitting in his bar in Casablanca, enjoying a geometry textbook. He raises his glass and says...
"Here's looking at Euclid."
I didn't even know he knows geometry...
I got home after failing an algebra exam and I told my dad "I'm gonna get acute depression if I see a proof one more time."
He said to me "You would get obtuse depression if you were doing the math we did in my days."
Just when I thought my day couldn't get any worse.
Dad joked my geometry teacher in high school.
Mr. Z brought out the blue plastic examples of shapes (pyramids, cubes, rectangular prisms, etc.) and he when he brought out the sphere, he accidentally dropped it:
Me: Wow, I guess you really dropped the ball on that one.
Cue moans. The teacher was the only one that laughed. I was proud.
My brother was reviewing what he learned in geometry
Brother: "the area of a circle? PiR^2"
Dad: "But I thought Pi r round"
My friend asked for corny suggestions on what to call his geometry class.
My suggestion: Euclids on the block.
Mathematical (Geometry) joke: What did the pirate say when his parrot flew away?
My dad saw I was working on Geometry homework...
"Geometry? That's what the little acorn said when he grew up!"
Without geometry life is pointless.
Without geometry life is pointless
Without geometry life is...
Without Geometry, life is pointless.