Geometry pun! (Xpost from /gifs)
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π€︎ u/BowBeforLucifer
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Why was the mermaid kicked out of Geometry class?

She forgot her Algae-bra.

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π€︎ u/slcikdeaaal
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Geometry
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π€︎ u/C0pperbear
π︎ Nov 29 2020
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I used to be really bad at geometry.

But thankfully Iβve turned that situation around 360 degrees

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π€︎ u/PurpleSunCraze
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Patel was teaching a boy named Ed basic geometry, which he was failing to grasp even on the most basic levels. He mistook squares for triangles, circles for hexagons and so on...

So Patel tried to go to the lowest level and put a dot on the paper.

"What this, Ed?"

"A line?" the boy replied.

"I... I expected more from you. I'm... This a point, Ed."

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π€︎ u/alkaath
π︎ Nov 09 2020
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What is Geometry?

Itβs what a tree says when it looks in the mirror.

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π€︎ u/ReelBigKeith
π︎ Nov 03 2020
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Why does satan hate geometry?

Too many angles π

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π€︎ u/Eagle4523
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I tried to believe my son when he said he was not stealing arcs from his geometry class...

But upon checking his backpack, all the sines were there.

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π€︎ u/thomasbrakeline
π︎ Aug 18 2020
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What do people think of the geometry nerds?

Well, they're all so edgy!

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π€︎ u/Magical_cat_girl
π︎ May 31 2020
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Why are the North Koreans the best at geometry?

Because theyβve got a Supreme Ruler.

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π€︎ u/GhostPotency
π︎ Aug 16 2019
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Why was Karl Marx good at geometry?

He knew Engels.

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π€︎ u/wspoons5
π︎ Jul 07 2020
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I was ok with Algebra, Geometry, and Trigonometry when I was in high school.

But I reached my limit with Calculus.

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π€︎ u/porichoygupto
π︎ Apr 09 2020
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I didn't think my son was stealing from his geometry teacher until I saw his room...

All the sines were there.

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π€︎ u/thomasbrakeline
π︎ Mar 10 2020
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I went to a Halloween party with my geometry teacher

Her costume was really squarey

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π€︎ u/procrastiprov
π︎ Jun 20 2020
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Why do anarchists always fail geometry tests?

They have no rulers

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π€︎ u/ewormPL
π︎ Jun 04 2020
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Why is geometry always such a disaster?

Because it's full of 'wrecked angles'.

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π€︎ u/BBQ_Cake
π︎ Apr 05 2020
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There's now a vaccine to make you better at geometry.

It's called Pythagorean Serum.

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π€︎ u/teeim
π︎ Jan 08 2020
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My cousin is a geometry teacher who simply abhors x, y and z...

He considers them to be the Axes of Evil.

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π€︎ u/thomasbrakeline
π︎ Feb 14 2020
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Why was the geometry student sad after school?

He got on the Rhombus!

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π€︎ u/TWS-Colt
π︎ Jan 23 2020
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My geometry class got hit by a tornado today.

All that's left is wrecked angles.

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π€︎ u/bananapotato12
π︎ Feb 01 2020
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If one studies geometry, does that make them racist?

After all, they become arean.

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π€︎ u/thomasbrakeline
π︎ Feb 02 2020
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Found in my geometry textbook
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π€︎ u/Skeleton_Bard
π︎ Oct 09 2019
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My friend graduated with a degree in geometry was well prepared for his career as a farmer...

He had bought his protractor in school.

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π€︎ u/thomasbrakeline
π︎ Jan 15 2020
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These are Geometry dash puns if you didnβt know v.redd.it/szgs2c7157631
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π€︎ u/mrgopher17
π︎ Jun 24 2019
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From the 2020 SAT, geometry section: A farmer is welding parts in his barn. He wants to cut four bars of equal length from two lengths of iron rebar measuring 16 feet, 8 inches and 5 feet, 10 inches. How much material will be discarded? Bonus: where will the rebar, once welded, go for a good time?

A square dance

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π︎ Dec 18 2019
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I watched a movie about geometry

There were a lot of plot holes but at the end it came full circle.

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π€︎ u/Mon71
π︎ Nov 15 2019
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My girlfriend is stressed over her upcoming geometry test

I told her not to run herself in circles over it

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π€︎ u/UkeBard
π︎ Sep 26 2019
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Geometry

I really don't understand geomety, plane and simple! It feels like I just keep going in circles so I don't get the point! Even if for some people it shapes their life, this is where I draw the line!

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π€︎ u/roxan1930
π︎ May 27 2019
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I suck at geometry because my high school teacher was awful.

She was always going off on tangents.

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When it comes to learning Geometry, I am ok with triangles, squares, and rectangles.

But when it comes to two unconnected vertices, thatβs where I draw the line.

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π€︎ u/porichoygupto
π︎ Sep 21 2019
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For the geometry enthusiasts.

I wanted to post a photo of a triangle on r/aww because it contained acute angle.

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π€︎ u/ArchUser900
π︎ Jun 21 2019
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Why do we use Protractors in geometry?

Because Amateur-Tractors don't know what they're doing!

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π€︎ u/Talon184
π︎ Apr 17 2019
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Friend: βThere are so many angles hereβ

Me: βYeah, but Iβve always thought the Saxons had more historical importanceβ

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What did the student say when his teacher asked him to use geometry in a sentence?

A little acorn grew and grew until it finally awoke one day and said "Gee, I'm a tree".

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π€︎ u/2donutkid2
π︎ Jun 25 2019
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Without geometry

life is pointless

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I used to be bad at geometry...

But after lots of studying, Iβve made a total 360!

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π€︎ u/fuxkle
π︎ Jan 21 2019
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Iβll do algebra and geometry

But graphing is where I draw the line

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π€︎ u/TheManDude12
π︎ Oct 02 2018
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Murphy (of (Murphy's Law) has rewritten plane geometry

The first law now reads: The shortest distance between to points is under construction.

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π€︎ u/LAGreggM
π︎ May 06 2019
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I don't understand why we study circles in geometry.

They're pointless.

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π€︎ u/JG_melon
π︎ Feb 14 2019
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I'm a pro at geometry

Guess you could call me a hexpert

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π€︎ u/rethinkr
π︎ Jan 12 2019
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I just failed my geometry test

I really skewed up.

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π€︎ u/Bowmaster27
π︎ May 20 2017
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Why was the mermaid kicked out of Geometry class?

She forgot her Algae-bra.

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I breezed through my algebra, trigonometry and geometry classes.

But calculus is where I reached my limit.

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π€︎ u/porichoygupto
π︎ Oct 15 2018
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Why are North Koreans so good at geometry ?

Because they have a supreme ruler.

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Without geometry life is pointless.
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π€︎ u/Anthonybrose
π︎ Mar 27 2019
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Without geometry life is pointless
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π€︎ u/snowdaruma
π︎ Jun 06 2019
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Without geometry life is...

Pointless

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Without Geometry, life is pointless.
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π€︎ u/Ginger_Waves
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