A list of puns related to "Geometry"

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Why was Karl Marx good at geometry?

He knew Engels.

What do people think of the geometry nerds?

Well, they're all so edgy!

I went to a Halloween party with my geometry teacher

Her costume was really squarey

Why do anarchists always fail geometry tests?

They have no rulers

I was ok with Algebra, Geometry, and Trigonometry when I was in high school.

But I reached my limit with Calculus.

I didn't think my son was stealing from his geometry teacher until I saw his room...

All the sines were there.

Why are the North Koreans the best at geometry?

Because theyβve got a Supreme Ruler.

Why is geometry always such a disaster?

Because it's full of 'wrecked angles'.

My cousin is a geometry teacher who simply abhors x, y and z...

He considers them to be the Axes of Evil.

There's now a vaccine to make you better at geometry.

It's called Pythagorean Serum.

Why was the geometry student sad after school?

He got on the Rhombus!

My geometry class got hit by a tornado today.

All that's left is wrecked angles.

If one studies geometry, does that make them racist?

After all, they become arean.

My friend graduated with a degree in geometry was well prepared for his career as a farmer...

He had bought his protractor in school.

Found in my geometry textbook

From the 2020 SAT, geometry section: A farmer is welding parts in his barn. He wants to cut four bars of equal length from two lengths of iron rebar measuring 16 feet, 8 inches and 5 feet, 10 inches. How much material will be discarded? Bonus: where will the rebar, once welded, go for a good time?

A square dance

I watched a movie about geometry

There were a lot of plot holes but at the end it came full circle.

My girlfriend is stressed over her upcoming geometry test

I told her not to run herself in circles over it

I suck at geometry because my high school teacher was awful.

She was always going off on tangents.

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When it comes to learning Geometry, I am ok with triangles, squares, and rectangles.

But when it comes to two unconnected vertices, thatβs where I draw the line.

Geometry

I really don't understand geomety, * plane* and simple! It feels like I just keep going in

For the geometry enthusiasts.

I wanted to post a photo of a triangle on r/aww because it contained acute angle.

In a conversation about Geometry...

Friend: βThere are so many angles hereβ

Me: βYeah, but Iβve always thought the Saxons had more historical importanceβ

Why do we use Protractors in geometry?

Because Amateur-Tractors don't know what they're doing!

What did the student say when his teacher asked him to use geometry in a sentence?

A little acorn grew and grew until it finally awoke one day and said "Gee, I'm a tree".

Why are North Koreans so good at geometry ?

Because they have a supreme ruler.

I used to be bad at geometry...

But after lots of studying, Iβve made a total 360!

I breezed through my algebra, trigonometry and geometry classes.

But calculus is where I reached my limit.

Murphy (of (Murphy's Law) has rewritten plane geometry

The first law now reads: The shortest distance between to points is under construction.

Why is North Korea so good at geometry?

Because they have a supreme ruler

Iβll do algebra and geometry

But graphing is where I draw the line

I don't understand why we study circles in geometry.

They're pointless.

I'm a pro at geometry

Guess you could call me a hexpert

What do you call a fish that majors in geometry?

An Angle-r fish.

To be honest, the only thing I'm really looking for in Geometry class is the

I just failed my geometry test

I really skewed up.

Me - Dad, I'm dropping Geometry and doing Economics instead.

Dad - I'm glad Euclid that up for me.

My geometry teacher said we don't have to simplify square routes in his class.

I thought that was pretty radical.

My daughter told me she loves geometry

Figures

The geometry teacher went to Hawaii

When he came back, he was a tan gent

Whatβs the dirtiest word in geometry?

Hypotenuse, because it is between two legs.

I'll do algebra, tackle geometry, maybe even a little calculus...

But graphing is where I draw the line.

Why are the North Koreans the best at geometry?

Because they've got a supreme ruler

Without geometry,

life would be pointless.

My sisters getting a D in geometry

"You better shape up"

How do they teach geometry in communist countries?

With Marx and Engels.

My geometry teacher said that he had to take linear algebra in college

He said it was difficult but it sounds pretty straightforward

Why was the communist bad at geometry?

...because he couldn't Marx his Engels!

I think my geometry teacher is onto my Reddit account

He hasn't said my name directly yet, but keeps asking me questions about whether "x and y lies on line..."

My Son spilled some pudding on his geometry homework the other day

Son: "Damn it, I just finished this too."

Me: "I guess you could say the proof is in the pudding."

*Groans*

What did the Italian geometry major say when his house was robbed?

What the hexagon?

Rick is sitting in his bar in Casablanca, enjoying a geometry textbook. He raises his glass and says...

"Here's looking at Euclid."

I didn't even know he knows geometry...

I got home after failing an algebra exam and I told my dad "I'm gonna get acute depression if I see a proof one more time."

He said to me "You would get *obtuse* depression if you were doing the math we did in my days."

Just when I thought my day couldn't get any worse.

Dad joked my geometry teacher in high school.

Mr. Z brought out the blue plastic examples of shapes (pyramids, cubes, rectangular prisms, etc.) and he when he brought out the sphere, he accidentally dropped it:

Me: Wow, I guess you really dropped the ball on that one.

Cue moans. The teacher was the only one that laughed. I was proud.

Edit: grammar

My brother was reviewing what he learned in geometry

Brother: "the area of a circle? PiR^2" Dad: "But I thought Pi r round"

My friend asked for corny suggestions on what to call his geometry class.

My suggestion: Euclids on the block.

Mathematical (Geometry) joke: What did the pirate say when his parrot flew away?

Polygon!

My dad saw I was working on Geometry homework...

"Geometry? That's what the little acorn said when he grew up!"

Without geometry life is pointless.

Without geometry life is pointless

Without geometry life is...

Pointless

Without Geometry, life is pointless.

Without Geometry...

Life would be pointless

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