Geometry pun! (Xpost from /gifs)
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π€︎ u/BowBeforLucifer
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Why was Karl Marx good at geometry?

He knew Engels.

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π€︎ u/wspoons5
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What do people think of the geometry nerds?

Well, they're all so edgy!

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π€︎ u/Magical_cat_girl
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I went to a Halloween party with my geometry teacher

Her costume was really squarey

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π€︎ u/procrastiprov
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Why do anarchists always fail geometry tests?

They have no rulers

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π€︎ u/ewormPL
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I was ok with Algebra, Geometry, and Trigonometry when I was in high school.

But I reached my limit with Calculus.

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π€︎ u/porichoygupto
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I didn't think my son was stealing from his geometry teacher until I saw his room...

All the sines were there.

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π€︎ u/thomasbrakeline
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Why are the North Koreans the best at geometry?

Because theyβve got a Supreme Ruler.

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π€︎ u/GhostPotency
π︎ Aug 16 2019
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Why is geometry always such a disaster?

Because it's full of 'wrecked angles'.

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π€︎ u/BBQ_Cake
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My cousin is a geometry teacher who simply abhors x, y and z...

He considers them to be the Axes of Evil.

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π€︎ u/thomasbrakeline
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There's now a vaccine to make you better at geometry.

It's called Pythagorean Serum.

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π€︎ u/teeim
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Why was the geometry student sad after school?

He got on the Rhombus!

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π€︎ u/TWS-Colt
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My geometry class got hit by a tornado today.

All that's left is wrecked angles.

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π€︎ u/bananapotato12
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If one studies geometry, does that make them racist?

After all, they become arean.

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π€︎ u/thomasbrakeline
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My friend graduated with a degree in geometry was well prepared for his career as a farmer...

He had bought his protractor in school.

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π€︎ u/thomasbrakeline
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Found in my geometry textbook
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π€︎ u/Skeleton_Bard
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From the 2020 SAT, geometry section: A farmer is welding parts in his barn. He wants to cut four bars of equal length from two lengths of iron rebar measuring 16 feet, 8 inches and 5 feet, 10 inches. How much material will be discarded? Bonus: where will the rebar, once welded, go for a good time?

A square dance

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π︎ Dec 18 2019
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I watched a movie about geometry

There were a lot of plot holes but at the end it came full circle.

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π€︎ u/Mon71
π︎ Nov 15 2019
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My girlfriend is stressed over her upcoming geometry test

I told her not to run herself in circles over it

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π€︎ u/UkeBard
π︎ Sep 26 2019
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I suck at geometry because my high school teacher was awful.

She was always going off on tangents.

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These are Geometry dash puns if you didnβt know v.redd.it/szgs2c7157631
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π€︎ u/mrgopher17
π︎ Jun 24 2019
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When it comes to learning Geometry, I am ok with triangles, squares, and rectangles.

But when it comes to two unconnected vertices, thatβs where I draw the line.

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π€︎ u/porichoygupto
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Geometry

I really don't understand geomety, plane and simple! It feels like I just keep going in circles so I don't get the point! Even if for some people it shapes their life, this is where I draw the line!

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π€︎ u/roxan1930
π︎ May 27 2019
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For the geometry enthusiasts.

I wanted to post a photo of a triangle on r/aww because it contained acute angle.

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π€︎ u/ArchUser900
π︎ Jun 21 2019
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In a conversation about Geometry...

Friend: βThere are so many angles hereβ

Me: βYeah, but Iβve always thought the Saxons had more historical importanceβ

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Why do we use Protractors in geometry?

Because Amateur-Tractors don't know what they're doing!

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π€︎ u/Talon184
π︎ Apr 17 2019
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What did the student say when his teacher asked him to use geometry in a sentence?

A little acorn grew and grew until it finally awoke one day and said "Gee, I'm a tree".

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π€︎ u/2donutkid2
π︎ Jun 25 2019
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Without geometry

life is pointless

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Why are North Koreans so good at geometry ?

Because they have a supreme ruler.

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I used to be bad at geometry...

But after lots of studying, Iβve made a total 360!

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π€︎ u/fuxkle
π︎ Jan 21 2019
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I breezed through my algebra, trigonometry and geometry classes.

But calculus is where I reached my limit.

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π€︎ u/porichoygupto
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Murphy (of (Murphy's Law) has rewritten plane geometry

The first law now reads: The shortest distance between to points is under construction.

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π€︎ u/LAGreggM
π︎ May 06 2019
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Why is North Korea so good at geometry?

Because they have a supreme ruler

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Iβll do algebra and geometry

But graphing is where I draw the line

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π€︎ u/TheManDude12
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I don't understand why we study circles in geometry.

They're pointless.

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π€︎ u/JG_melon
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I'm a pro at geometry

Guess you could call me a hexpert

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π€︎ u/rethinkr
π︎ Jan 12 2019
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What do you call a fish that majors in geometry?

An Angle-r fish.

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π€︎ u/Ether_Chicken
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To be honest, the only thing I'm really looking for in Geometry class is the
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π€︎ u/MasterDoggo
π︎ Feb 01 2018
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I just failed my geometry test

I really skewed up.

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π€︎ u/Bowmaster27
π︎ May 20 2017
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Me - Dad, I'm dropping Geometry and doing Economics instead.

Dad - I'm glad Euclid that up for me.

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π€︎ u/Bigfoothobbit
π︎ Oct 24 2018
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My geometry teacher said we don't have to simplify square routes in his class.

I thought that was pretty radical.

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π€︎ u/CrazyLogix
π︎ Sep 08 2018
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My daughter told me she loves geometry

Figures

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π€︎ u/Doctr1989
π︎ Feb 13 2018
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The geometry teacher went to Hawaii

When he came back, he was a tan gent

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π€︎ u/RatRiddled
π︎ May 09 2017
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Whatβs the dirtiest word in geometry?

Hypotenuse, because it is between two legs.

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π€︎ u/coffeegrounds55
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I'll do algebra, tackle geometry, maybe even a little calculus...

But graphing is where I draw the line.

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Why are the North Koreans the best at geometry?

Because they've got a supreme ruler

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Without geometry,

life would be pointless.

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π€︎ u/Chemten
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My sisters getting a D in geometry

"You better shape up"

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π€︎ u/BastardoBini
π︎ Nov 27 2014
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How do they teach geometry in communist countries?

With Marx and Engels.

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π€︎ u/KennyisaG
π︎ May 08 2013
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My geometry teacher said that he had to take linear algebra in college

He said it was difficult but it sounds pretty straightforward

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π€︎ u/minecraftguy01
π︎ Mar 19 2018
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Why was the communist bad at geometry?

...because he couldn't Marx his Engels!

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π€︎ u/therentcollector
π︎ Sep 14 2015
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I think my geometry teacher is onto my Reddit account

He hasn't said my name directly yet, but keeps asking me questions about whether "x and y lies on line..."

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π€︎ u/darkrum
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My Son spilled some pudding on his geometry homework the other day

Son: "Damn it, I just finished this too."

Me: "I guess you could say the proof is in the pudding."

Groans

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π€︎ u/wwjjgg
π︎ Feb 26 2015
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What did the Italian geometry major say when his house was robbed?

What the hexagon?

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π€︎ u/GimmeThePizza
π︎ Jan 12 2018
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Rick is sitting in his bar in Casablanca, enjoying a geometry textbook. He raises his glass and says...

"Here's looking at Euclid."

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π€︎ u/paul_caspian
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I didn't even know he knows geometry...

I got home after failing an algebra exam and I told my dad "I'm gonna get acute depression if I see a proof one more time."

He said to me "You would get obtuse depression if you were doing the math we did in my days."

Just when I thought my day couldn't get any worse.

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π€︎ u/ivanruvi
π︎ Sep 28 2016
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Dad joked my geometry teacher in high school.

Mr. Z brought out the blue plastic examples of shapes (pyramids, cubes, rectangular prisms, etc.) and he when he brought out the sphere, he accidentally dropped it:

Me: Wow, I guess you really dropped the ball on that one.

Cue moans. The teacher was the only one that laughed. I was proud.

Edit: grammar

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π€︎ u/veetoe
π︎ Apr 04 2014
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My brother was reviewing what he learned in geometry

Brother: "the area of a circle? PiR^2" Dad: "But I thought Pi r round"

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π€︎ u/Power_Snatch
π︎ Nov 25 2015
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My friend asked for corny suggestions on what to call his geometry class.

My suggestion: Euclids on the block.

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π€︎ u/Garrettcz
π︎ Jan 04 2016
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Mathematical (Geometry) joke: What did the pirate say when his parrot flew away?

Polygon!

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π€︎ u/Orphanclone
π︎ Nov 07 2013
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My dad saw I was working on Geometry homework...

"Geometry? That's what the little acorn said when he grew up!"

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π€︎ u/annielemoose
π︎ Sep 10 2013
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Without geometry life is pointless.
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π€︎ u/Anthonybrose
π︎ Mar 27 2019
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Without geometry life is pointless
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π€︎ u/snowdaruma
π︎ Jun 06 2019
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Without geometry life is...

Pointless

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Without Geometry, life is pointless.
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π€︎ u/Ginger_Waves
π︎ Nov 23 2018
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Without Geometry...

Life would be pointless

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π€︎ u/Snaaaaaaaaaake
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