Geometry pun! (Xpost from /gifs)
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Why are fisherman so good at geometry?
Because they're all Anglers.
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︎ Feb 11 2021
My geometry teacher has lost his parrot.
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︎ Mar 07 2021
What kind of geometry is the best at getting away?
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︎ Mar 03 2021
I don't mind my geometry teacher asking me to draw a circle. But to then ask me to turn that circle into two equal parts?
That's where I draw the line.
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︎ Jan 14 2021
Why was the mermaid kicked out of Geometry class?
She forgot her Algae-bra.
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︎ Dec 09 2020
Geometry
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︎ Nov 29 2020
I used to be really bad at geometry.
But thankfully Iβve turned that situation around 360 degrees
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︎ Nov 11 2020
Patel was teaching a boy named Ed basic geometry, which he was failing to grasp even on the most basic levels. He mistook squares for triangles, circles for hexagons and so on...
So Patel tried to go to the lowest level and put a dot on the paper.
"What this, Ed?"
"A line?" the boy replied.
"I... I expected more from you. I'm... This a point, Ed."
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︎ Nov 09 2020
What is Geometry?
Itβs what a tree says when it looks in the mirror.
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︎ Nov 03 2020
Why does satan hate geometry?
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︎ Oct 02 2020
I tried to believe my son when he said he was not stealing arcs from his geometry class...
But upon checking his backpack, all the sines were there.
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︎ Aug 18 2020
Why are the North Koreans the best at geometry?
Because theyβve got a Supreme Ruler.
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︎ Aug 16 2019
What do people think of the geometry nerds?
Well, they're all so edgy!
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︎ May 31 2020
I was ok with Algebra, Geometry, and Trigonometry when I was in high school.
But I reached my limit with Calculus.
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︎ Apr 09 2020
Why was Karl Marx good at geometry?
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︎ Jul 07 2020
I didn't think my son was stealing from his geometry teacher until I saw his room...
All the sines were there.
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︎ Mar 10 2020
I went to a Halloween party with my geometry teacher
Her costume was really squarey
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︎ Jun 20 2020
Why do anarchists always fail geometry tests?
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︎ Jun 04 2020
Why is geometry always such a disaster?
Because it's full of 'wrecked angles'.
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︎ Apr 05 2020
There's now a vaccine to make you better at geometry.
It's called Pythagorean Serum.
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︎ Jan 08 2020
My cousin is a geometry teacher who simply abhors x, y and z...
He considers them to be the Axes of Evil.
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︎ Feb 14 2020
My geometry class got hit by a tornado today.
All that's left is wrecked angles.
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︎ Feb 01 2020
Found in my geometry textbook
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︎ Oct 09 2019
If one studies geometry, does that make them racist?
After all, they become arean.
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︎ Feb 02 2020
My friend graduated with a degree in geometry was well prepared for his career as a farmer...
He had bought his protractor in school.
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︎ Jan 15 2020
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︎ Jun 24 2019
My girlfriend is stressed over her upcoming geometry test
I told her not to run herself in circles over it
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︎ Sep 26 2019
From the 2020 SAT, geometry section: A farmer is welding parts in his barn. He wants to cut four bars of equal length from two lengths of iron rebar measuring 16 feet, 8 inches and 5 feet, 10 inches. How much material will be discarded? Bonus: where will the rebar, once welded, go for a good time?
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︎ Dec 18 2019
Geometry
I really don't understand geomety, plane and simple! It feels like I just keep going in circles so I don't get the point! Even if for some people it shapes their life, this is where I draw the line!
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︎ May 27 2019
I watched a movie about geometry
There were a lot of plot holes but at the end it came full circle.
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︎ Nov 15 2019
I suck at geometry because my high school teacher was awful.
She was always going off on tangents.
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︎ Oct 18 2019
For the geometry enthusiasts.
I wanted to post a photo of a triangle on r/aww because it contained acute angle.
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︎ Jun 21 2019
When it comes to learning Geometry, I am ok with triangles, squares, and rectangles.
But when it comes to two unconnected vertices, thatβs where I draw the line.
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︎ Sep 21 2019
Why do we use Protractors in geometry?
Because Amateur-Tractors don't know what they're doing!
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︎ Apr 17 2019
In a conversation about Geometry...
Friend: βThere are so many angles hereβ
Me: βYeah, but Iβve always thought the Saxons had more historical importanceβ
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︎ Aug 18 2019
What did the student say when his teacher asked him to use geometry in a sentence?
A little acorn grew and grew until it finally awoke one day and said "Gee, I'm a tree".
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︎ Jun 25 2019
I used to be bad at geometry...
But after lots of studying, Iβve made a total 360!
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︎ Jan 21 2019
Without geometry
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︎ Jul 01 2019
Iβll do algebra and geometry
But graphing is where I draw the line
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︎ Oct 02 2018
Murphy (of (Murphy's Law) has rewritten plane geometry
The first law now reads: The shortest distance between to points is under construction.
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︎ May 06 2019
I don't understand why we study circles in geometry.
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︎ Feb 14 2019
Why was the mermaid kicked out of Geometry class?
She forgot her Algae-bra.
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︎ Nov 12 2020
I breezed through my algebra, trigonometry and geometry classes.
But calculus is where I reached my limit.
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︎ Oct 15 2018
Without geometry life is pointless.
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︎ Mar 27 2019
Why are North Koreans so good at geometry ?
Because they have a supreme ruler.
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︎ Apr 24 2019
Without geometry life is...
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︎ Oct 25 2018
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