5 Hilarious Euclid Puns - Punstoppable 🛑

Forbidden to purchase food, Euclid's elementary algebraic solution.

Buy-no-meal theorem.

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👤︎ u/Bigfoothobbit

📅︎ Feb 28 2017

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What do you call a snake that’s 3.14 metres long?

A π-thon

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👤︎ u/priv_rex

📅︎ Jul 11 2018

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Me - Dad, I'm dropping Geometry and doing Economics instead.

Dad - I'm glad Euclid that up for me.

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👤︎ u/Bigfoothobbit

📅︎ Oct 24 2018

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Rick is sitting in his bar in Casablanca, enjoying a geometry textbook. He raises his glass and says...

"Here's looking at Euclid."

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👤︎ u/paul_caspian

📅︎ Jan 23 2017

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My friend asked for corny suggestions on what to call his geometry class.

My suggestion: Euclids on the block.

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👤︎ u/Garrettcz

📅︎ Jan 04 2016

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