5 Hilarious Archimedes Puns - Punstoppable 🛑

Archimedes took a bath and then said "Eureka!"

When I smell myself, I say "You reek-a!" and then take a bath.

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👤︎ u/Babamots

📅︎ Oct 20 2020

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‪Why did Archimedes’ wife leave him?‬

He had thrust issues.‬

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👤︎ u/dubaidadjokes

📅︎ Mar 26 2020

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What did Archimedes's girlfriend told him when he hadn't taken bath for several days?

Eu-reek-a

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👤︎ u/itinerant24

📅︎ Jan 10 2020

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Archimedes was sat around thinking of names for the fluid expulsion tube in the human body. Suddenly, he knew the perfect name, stood up, and shouted-

"URETHRA!"

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👤︎ u/wolfyfancylads

📅︎ Feb 26 2020

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What do you call Archimedes when he takes a bath?

Professor Soak

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👤︎ u/MansSad

📅︎ Feb 03 2019

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