Archimedes took a bath and then said "Eureka!"

When I smell myself, I say "You reek-a!" and then take a bath.

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โ€ชWhy did Archimedesโ€™ wife leave him?โ€ฌ

He had thrust issues.โ€ฌ

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What did Archimedes's girlfriend told him when he hadn't taken bath for several days?

Eu-reek-a

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Archimedes was sat around thinking of names for the fluid expulsion tube in the human body. Suddenly, he knew the perfect name, stood up, and shouted-

"URETHRA!"

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What do you call Archimedes when he takes a bath?

Professor Soak

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