Buoyancy doing the work for us..
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πŸ‘€︎ u/LogangYeddu
πŸ“…︎ Feb 26 2020
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Just mentioned to the Mrs that I’ve always had a little bit of a thing for BeyoncΓ©. β€œwhatever floats your boat” she said. β€œNo” I said β€œthat’s buoyancy”
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πŸ“…︎ Oct 01 2019
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I've never been a big fan of buoyancy...

but whatever floats your boat.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/flyingcanada
πŸ“…︎ Aug 09 2017
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I was going to make a joke about buoyancy

But I think it’ll be just a little over your head.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/PlainPup
πŸ“…︎ Jul 24 2018
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After watching a science program, my son turned to me and said, "I'd really like to learn more about buoyancy!"

I replied, "Whatever floats your boat."

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What makes a boy different from a girl?

Buoyancy.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/reverse_mango
πŸ“…︎ Sep 26 2020
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Beyonce

I told my wife I was a massive fan of Beyonce and she replied "What ever floats your boat".

I said no, thats Buoyancy

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πŸ‘€︎ u/greatbigfrog
πŸ“…︎ Feb 08 2020
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What would you call a floating Beyonce?

Buoyance

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πŸ‘€︎ u/MrHollowed
πŸ“…︎ Dec 08 2019
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I just told my best mate how much I love Beyonce.

She said 'whatever floats your boat'. So I said no, that's buoyancy.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Searleyjosh
πŸ“…︎ Oct 03 2019
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This is a perfect fit
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πŸ‘€︎ u/ThatsDoom
πŸ“…︎ Jan 20 2019
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What do you call a boy swimming at the beach?

Buoyancy

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πŸ‘€︎ u/definitelynotmo
πŸ“…︎ Jul 20 2019
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I got tickets to go see BeyoncΓ© the other day

Really excited so called my mate to tell him.

"I didn't think you like that sort of music, but whatever floats your boat I guess", he commented

I replied: "no mate, that's BUOYANCY"!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/wkm86
πŸ“…︎ Jun 15 2017
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Me: I think I have a crush on BeyoncΓ©.

Her: Whatever floats your boat.

Me: No. That’s buoyancy.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Nov 24 2019
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I told my friend that I liked BeyoncΓ©.

He said "Whatever floats your boat." I said "No, that's buoyancy."

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