What do you call a wizard that walks everywhere barefoot, has poor bone density, and bad breath ?
Super calloused fragile mystic hexed by halitosis
I love measuring density in nanograms over liters.
It’s true...ngL!
Why did Alan Turing have uniform body density?
Cuz he was homogenius.
Which weighs more, a gallon of water, or a gallon of butane?
A gallon of water. Butane is a lighter fluid.
Why are cemeteries always so full?
high density cities have higher growth rates than can keep up with changing land use needs
A moment of silence for our dear friend, liquid water, who did not survive the 100° temperature...
You will be mist.
What do ablack hole and an idiot have in common?
The closer to them you get, the more you appreciate their density.
What do you call a city which is built in a cave?
Density
What’s heavier a gallon of water of a gallon of butane?
Water because butane is a lighter fluid.
