What do you call a wizard that walks everywhere barefoot, has poor bone density, and bad breath ?

Super calloused fragile mystic hexed by halitosis

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πŸ‘€︎ u/son-of-CRABS
πŸ“…︎ Dec 31 2020
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I love measuring density in nanograms over liters.

It’s true...ngL!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Dah_uja2
πŸ“…︎ Jun 19 2020
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Why did Alan Turing have uniform body density?

Cuz he was homogenius.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/principlefuker66
πŸ“…︎ Mar 07 2019
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Which weighs more, a gallon of water, or a gallon of butane?

A gallon of water. Butane is a lighter fluid.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Ew0k5AN0nomi5
πŸ“…︎ Mar 20 2020
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Why are cemeteries always so full?

high density cities have higher growth rates than can keep up with changing land use needs

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Poortio
πŸ“…︎ Nov 02 2020
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A moment of silence for our dear friend, liquid water, who did not survive the 100Β° temperature...

You will be mist.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/--Giraffe--
πŸ“…︎ Oct 31 2018
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Everyday i lose more friends
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What do ablack hole and an idiot have in common?

The closer to them you get, the more you appreciate their density.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Thewilltosucceed
πŸ“…︎ Jan 11 2020
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What do you call a city which is built in a cave?


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πŸ‘€︎ u/emulatorguy076
πŸ“…︎ Aug 04 2018
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What’s heavier a gallon of water of a gallon of butane?

Water because butane is a lighter fluid.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Necromorph_607
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