Stop crying-sis
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π€︎ u/prabeshdai13
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Question: What is the sound of an exploding sheep?

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π€︎ u/PaperPlaythings
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That's the tea-sis
• A sassy researcher
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π€︎ u/crybytch
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Ah I si what you did there
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π€︎ u/Ijustgotreddit
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What is the SI unit of power

Teacher: Yes

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π€︎ u/TheycallmeSamridh
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Si seΓ±or yo soy yo rancho ahhhhhhh
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π€︎ u/thebjasmeister
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Si seΓ±or yo soy yo rancho
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π€︎ u/thebjasmeister
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Cheezits have a new chip and she went off sis!!
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π€︎ u/lavender-slut
π︎ May 11 2019
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Sis: Donβt think we can swim looks like it may rain.

Dad: But how can it May rain in June?

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π€︎ u/teddysfather
π︎ Jun 15 2019
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A thief thought it would be funny to steal Si from the periodic table

It was a silly con

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π€︎ u/ck-pasta
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E = m Β· si Β²

Nobody expects the Spanish in equation.

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π€︎ u/Tehrasha
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I asked my sis what she was doing. She answered "I'm textin"

I yell "weren't you born in California!!!"

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π€︎ u/carlitos_likes
π︎ Jan 27 2015
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Personally, I don't believe in bros before hoes, or hoes before bros.

There needs to be a balance.

A homie-hoe-stasis, if you will.

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π€︎ u/A____K
π︎ Nov 14 2020
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I ran into my sibling while exploring the Sahara Desert.

I yelled out, "Oasis!"

Edit: My first ever attempt at a dad joke, and i never thought i would get anywhere this much upvotes. Thank y'all so much!

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π€︎ u/redneckvet
π︎ Jul 17 2020
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Ever wondered what to say to your sister when sheβs crying ?

βAre you having a crisis ?β

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π€︎ u/darkalan64
π︎ Apr 18 2020
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Do you speak Spanish?

A) No

B) A little

C) SeΓ±or

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An American, a Frenchman, a Spaniard, and a German man are all watching a street performer

The street performer notices the four men are very far to the back and cannot see, so he stands on a box and continues his performance while asking, "Can you all see me now?"

"Yes."

"Oui."

"Si."

"Ja."

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I asked my Mexican friend if he could tell me what 300 is in Roman numerals...

Hew kept saying, "si si si" without giving me the answer.

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π€︎ u/thomasbrakeline
π︎ Nov 03 2020
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An Englishman, a Frenchman, a Spaniard and a German are all watching a street performer doing some amazing juggling

The juggler notices that the four gentlemen have a poor few of the show. So, the juggler stands on a wooden box and asks, βCan you all see me now?β

βYesβ βOuiβ βSiβ βJaβ

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π︎ Sep 23 2020
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Punistry!

What did Uranium say to Aluminium and Silicon when they ganged up against it?

β’ Al-Si-U

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π€︎ u/sameer_gulzar
π︎ Aug 10 2020
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Scientists have discovered the trick STIs use to spread in Alabama

Mum-to-sis

If this isn't original then I seriously spent a whole 20 mins on nothing

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π€︎ u/kayserchan13
π︎ Sep 04 2020
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βIs this the Spanish word for βnapβ?β She asked, pointing to a word on the page.

βSi, estΓ‘.β

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π€︎ u/SDM0102
π︎ May 02 2020
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You'll get a reaction out of this....

Anyone who makes a pun about iron should pay a periodic Fe, I would stop now but that'd be Nobel of me, HeHeHe. Be sure to take a deep breath before you say "NO". At this point you might thinking we should get Iridium of this guy in rl too. I'll eventually run out of chemical puns, right? Na, which might be your mood coincidentally. This guy must be a fake as Silicone, he got this from somewhere to which I reply, Si, senor! I Cu calling for the coppers, but any "Bro" of mine wouldn't. Don't worry, the best ones Argon by now. Au reading this! This winding list is surely golden by now, right?

As we close this out, allow me to echo your thoughts one last time, Fr y'all.

"F"In"Al"Y"

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π︎ Aug 21 2020
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What does the cell say to his sister when she steps on his toe?

Oh my toe sis!

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π€︎ u/dulfuckyourself
π︎ Jul 29 2020
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So I asked my Spanish friend if he knew where fish lived.

He said "Si"

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π€︎ u/Craftbloxroyale
π︎ Aug 03 2020
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An Englishman, a Frenchman, a Spaniard and a German are standing, watching a street performer do some juggling.

The performer notices they have a rather poor view, so stands on a large box, asking 'Can you see me better now?' They reply:

'Yes' 'Oui' 'Si' 'Ja'

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π€︎ u/LilGingeyboi
π︎ Dec 11 2019
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I'll try to cell this one too you...

What did the cell say to it's sibling when she stepped on his toe?

My toe sis...

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π€︎ u/OffDutyTaoist
π︎ Mar 04 2020
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My SO: "Can I get you a plate ready for the dinner?"

"Yes, si vous plate."

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π€︎ u/imdchange
π︎ May 26 2020
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What is the sound an exploding sheep makes?

Sisβs, boom, baah.

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What is a mexican fish's favorite weed?

Si weed

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π€︎ u/edgydonut
π︎ May 18 2020
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What did the cell say to his sister cell when she stepped on his foot?

Mitosis

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π€︎ u/InevitableCringe
π︎ Oct 05 2019
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My sister majored in Philosophy. I saw her sobbing the other day, worried she wonβt get a job.

I said, βAre you having an existential cry, sis?β

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π€︎ u/porichoygupto
π︎ Jul 01 2018
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I'm not a dad, but I pulled this on my sister and achieved a groan. So here it is!

*Me entering my sister's room and see her studying.

Me: "What's up? Wanna play Halo?"

Sis: "I want to but I can't. My exams are coming."

Me: "Then don't open the door!"

Sis: *groans

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π€︎ u/Chanzy94
π︎ Jan 08 2020
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Why did the workers not comment on the boss' bad breath?

They did not want to step on his hali-toe-sis

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In a Spanish spelling bee for English words, the contestant is given the word βSocksβ

The contestant spells it right and the judge replies: βEso si que es.

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How-do-we-make-babies joke

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π€︎ u/calam_n_fish
π︎ Mar 17 2020
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Men who date sheep in the late afternoon...

...are just looking for CaSiO3.

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π€︎ u/Rocknocker
π︎ Feb 06 2020
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My son just told me he failed the potential energy unit test in Physics.

I don't think he understands the gravity of the situation.

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π€︎ u/Catapult_Power
π︎ Jan 12 2019
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Why does everyone hate Silicon and Nitrogen so much ?

Because they are always going around committing SiN

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π€︎ u/Fakipo2
π︎ Jan 25 2020
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Why don't blind spanish people agree with anyone?

Because they can't Si

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π€︎ u/corrupted_warrior
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We had a pop quiz on conjugation of the verbs "ser" and "estar"...

I wasn't expecting the Spanish inquisition.

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π€︎ u/thomasbrakeline
π︎ Feb 11 2019
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What is the name of the SI unit of power
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π€︎ u/Orlen86
π︎ Aug 03 2018
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What do you say to your sister when she's crying?

Are you having a crisis?

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π€︎ u/ENJOYblet
π︎ Dec 27 2018
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An Englishman, a Frenchman, a Spaniard and a German are all standing.

An Englishman, a Frenchman, a Spaniard and a German are all standing watching a street performer do some excellent juggling. The juggler notices that the four gentlemen have a very poor view, so he stands up on a large wooden box and calls out, "Can you all see me now?"

"Yes"

"Oui"

"Si"

"Ja"

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π€︎ u/Amanbbi
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