What do you call a witch that lives in the sand?
I don't know but I'm getting hungry.
at the beach, i found a broken sand dollar, and i turned to Daughter, and said, hey i found a rapper...
she immediately responded, "50 cent"
it was rewarding because i could visibly see her internal groan at dumb dad joke, but then also self-horror that she was so quick to get the joke... win-win-win!!
The water asked the sand if it could touch it ?
What do you call someone who dosemagic with sand?
A man was walking down the beach when he saw someone lying on the sand with a banana shoved in the ear.
Intrigued, the man decided to warn the person and said "hey, you have a banana shoved in your ear".
The person replied "what?"
> "You have a banana shoved in your ear!"
> "YOU HAVE A BANANA SHOVED IN YOUR EAR!!"
> "SIR PLEASE SPEAK LOUDER I CAN'T HEAR YOU 'CAUSE I HAVE A BANANA SHOVED IN MY EAR!.
Last night, taking a walk on the beach... Came across a police car stuck in the sand about 3 feet from the water...I asked the driver what happened...
He said the police were expecting a crime wave
Why are camels sand colored?
What does a blind person say when you give them sand paper?
I told my dad I didn’t find any sand dollars in the ocean.
He said it was because we weren’t anywhere near the bank.
What do you call it when a grain of sand loses its trane of thought?
When the moon hits the sand and an eel bites your hand
A geology/geography/aerodynamics study that a sandstorm in Africa can blow sand and dust as far as to even Florida
So anyways, I dust the grains down from africa
Made my friend draw me a ham sand witch!
I was racing with my younger brother on the track, and then he got mad that I didn’t draw a finish line marker on the sand. We kept racing but he kept losing, and at one point he got so mad he threw a tantrum and started hitting and punching and kicking me furiously
.....and that’s when I drew the line.
What happened to the sand just before it became a castle?
What did the dog said after it walked over sand paper
What did Aang tell the sand benders after they muzzled his flying bison?
You better Appa-logize right now or else!
What did the ocean say before it fought the sand?
I started a company making airplane windows out of raw sand
Investors couldn't see the business taking off
While at the beach, my wife asked me how we can get a sand dollar.
I told her, "all you need to do is break a sand 5."
Why was the Tatooine IRS always going after the sand people?
Because they single file to hide their numbers.
What did the sand say to the gravel when asked "How are you?"
What do you call a witch that only eats sand?
Sand is a combination of the words sea and land, as it is where they meet. You could say it is their ship name.
Courtesy of my friend who took more than the average amount of antidepressants
I'd make a joke about quick sand but..
It would take a while to sink in.
In most countries, it's common to see Dads mostly buried in the sand of beaches
Except in Mexico. There, they only burritos.
Why do they call it kinetic sand
Because it lacks potential
I’m heartbroken that I lost a bucket of sand, silt, and gravel.
It was of great sedimentary value.
What did the sea say to the sand?
At the beach, a young boy was hungry so he covered his feet in sand....
"What are you doing?" asked the boy's father.
"Making burritos" the boy responded.
My daughter today asked me if they're called sandals because when you wear them you get sand all in between your toes and I am a very proud dad at the moment.
What do you call a book about sand, small rocks, and smelly rocks?
Sorry I’m not sorry ;)
Dad, I have sand in my shoes.
Really? I have feet in mine.
No dad! It really hurts.
That's called agony of defeat.
What did the dog say when he walked on sand paper?
What do you call a witch who eats only sand?
What do you call a witch who only eats sand?
In his will, my grandfather left me a bucket of sand, silt, and gravel.
It is of great sedimentary value.