Sand puns very punny
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︎ Sep 13 2019
What do you call a witch that lives in the sand?
I don't know but I'm getting hungry.
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︎ Apr 24 2021
at the beach, i found a broken sand dollar, and i turned to Daughter, and said, hey i found a rapper...
she immediately responded, "50 cent"
it was rewarding because i could visibly see her internal groan at dumb dad joke, but then also self-horror that she was so quick to get the joke... win-win-win!!
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︎ Apr 19 2021
The water asked the sand if it could touch it ?
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︎ Apr 22 2021
Why is the sand wet?
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︎ Mar 05 2021
What do you call someone who dosemagic with sand?
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︎ Mar 19 2021
sand witch
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︎ Feb 22 2021
A man was walking down the beach when he saw someone lying on the sand with a banana shoved in the ear.
Intrigued, the man decided to warn the person and said "hey, you have a banana shoved in your ear".
The person replied "what?"
> "You have a banana shoved in your ear!"
> "WHAT??"
> "YOU HAVE A BANANA SHOVED IN YOUR EAR!!"
> "SIR PLEASE SPEAK LOUDER I CAN'T HEAR YOU 'CAUSE I HAVE A BANANA SHOVED IN MY EAR!.
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︎ Feb 16 2021
Last night, taking a walk on the beach... Came across a police car stuck in the sand about 3 feet from the water...I asked the driver what happened...
He said the police were expecting a crime wave
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︎ Jan 10 2021
Why are camels sand colored?
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︎ Oct 10 2020
Did you under sand?
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︎ Jun 26 2020
What does a blind person say when you give them sand paper?
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︎ Oct 13 2020
I told my dad I didnβt find any sand dollars in the ocean.
He said it was because we werenβt anywhere near the bank.
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︎ Nov 27 2020
Is Sand Hot?
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︎ Sep 12 2020
What do you call it when a grain of sand loses its trane of thought?
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︎ Nov 05 2020
When the moon hits the sand and an eel bites your hand
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︎ Sep 16 2020
A geology/geography/aerodynamics study that a sandstorm in Africa can blow sand and dust as far as to even Florida
So anyways, I dust the grains down from africa
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︎ Jul 15 2020
Made my friend draw me a ham sand witch!
https://preview.redd.it/spig22o65o651.png?width=830&format=png&auto=webp&s=58d660e5243952036705bbb43d4c37ceec0bb61f
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︎ Jun 23 2020
I was racing with my younger brother on the track, and then he got mad that I didnβt draw a finish line marker on the sand. We kept racing but he kept losing, and at one point he got so mad he threw a tantrum and started hitting and punching and kicking me furiously
.....and thatβs when I drew the line.
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︎ Sep 12 2020
What happened to the sand just before it became a castle?
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︎ Sep 04 2020
What did the dog said after it walked over sand paper
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︎ Jun 21 2020
What did Aang tell the sand benders after they muzzled his flying bison?
You better Appa-logize right now or else!
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︎ May 27 2020
What did the ocean say before it fought the sand?
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︎ Jun 05 2020
I started a company making airplane windows out of raw sand
Investors couldn't see the business taking off
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︎ May 28 2020
While at the beach, my wife asked me how we can get a sand dollar.
I told her, "all you need to do is break a sand 5."
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︎ Jul 25 2020
Why was the Tatooine IRS always going after the sand people?
Because they single file to hide their numbers.
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︎ Mar 22 2020
What did the sand say to the gravel when asked "How are you?"
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︎ Jun 08 2020
What do you call a witch that only eats sand?
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︎ Oct 30 2019
Sand is a combination of the words sea and land, as it is where they meet. You could say it is their ship name.
Courtesy of my friend who took more than the average amount of antidepressants
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︎ May 25 2018
I'd make a joke about quick sand but..
It would take a while to sink in.
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︎ Jul 01 2019
In most countries, it's common to see Dads mostly buried in the sand of beaches
Except in Mexico. There, they only burritos.
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︎ Feb 19 2020
Why do they call it kinetic sand
Because it lacks potential
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︎ Feb 22 2020
Iβm heartbroken that I lost a bucket of sand, silt, and gravel.
It was of great sedimentary value.
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︎ Jan 04 2019
What did the sea say to the sand?
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︎ Jun 15 2019
I donβt like sand
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︎ Mar 23 2019
At the beach, a young boy was hungry so he covered his feet in sand....
"What are you doing?" asked the boy's father.
"Making burritos" the boy responded.
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︎ Sep 16 2019
My daughter today asked me if they're called sandals because when you wear them you get sand all in between your toes and I am a very proud dad at the moment.
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︎ Jun 07 2019
What do you call a book about sand, small rocks, and smelly rocks?
Litter-ature
Sorry Iβm not sorry ;)
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︎ Aug 13 2019
Dad, I have sand in my shoes.
Really? I have feet in mine.
No dad! It really hurts.
That's called agony of defeat.
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︎ May 22 2014
What did the dog say when he walked on sand paper?
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︎ Oct 10 2019
What do you call a witch who eats only sand?
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︎ Sep 25 2018
Why was the sand wet?
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︎ Sep 04 2019
Why was the sand wet?
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︎ May 24 2019
What do you call a witch who only eats sand?
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︎ Sep 19 2018
In his will, my grandfather left me a bucket of sand, silt, and gravel.
It is of great sedimentary value.
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︎ Mar 11 2019
Why was the sand wet?
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︎ May 19 2019
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