A geology/geography/aerodynamics study that a sandstorm in Africa can blow sand and dust as far as to even Florida
So anyways, I dust the grains down from africa
While at the beach, my wife asked me how we can get a sand dollar.
I told her, "all you need to do is break a sand 5."
Made my friend draw me a ham sand witch!
What did the dog said after it walked over sand paper
What did the ocean say before it fought the sand?
What did Aang tell the sand benders after they muzzled his flying bison?
You better Appa-logize right now or else!
I started a company making airplane windows out of raw sand
Investors couldn't see the business taking off
What did the sand say to the gravel when asked "How are you?"
Why was the Tatooine IRS always going after the sand people?
Because they single file to hide their numbers.
Why do they call it kinetic sand
Because it lacks potential
In most countries, it's common to see Dads mostly buried in the sand of beaches
Except in Mexico. There, they only burritos.
What do you call a witch that only eats sand?
What did the dog say when he walked on sand paper?
I'd make a joke about quick sand but..
It would take a while to sink in.
I’m heartbroken that I lost a bucket of sand, silt, and gravel.
It was of great sedimentary value.
At the beach, a young boy was hungry so he covered his feet in sand....
"What are you doing?" asked the boy's father.
"Making burritos" the boy responded.
Sand is a combination of the words sea and land, as it is where they meet. You could say it is their ship name.
Courtesy of my friend who took more than the average amount of antidepressants
What did the sea say to the sand?
What do you call a book about sand, small rocks, and smelly rocks?
Sorry I’m not sorry ;)
My daughter today asked me if they're called sandals because when you wear them you get sand all in between your toes and I am a very proud dad at the moment.
What do you call a women who can control sand?
Sand witch .. na I was joking .. women control everything🤣
In his will, my grandfather left me a bucket of sand, silt, and gravel.
It is of great sedimentary value.
Hey did you hear that the sand people from star wars bought the Hyundai company?
They're calling themselves the Tuscan raiders
What happens when an annoying Star Wars character gets sand in his eye?
Two kids were on the playground, about to get in a fight. One drew a line in the sand and told the other, “If you cross this line, I’ll punch you in the face.”
What did the ocean say to the sand?
What did the dog say when he rolled over sand?
Punchlines of jokes about quick sand can take a while to sink in
Dad, I have sand in my shoes.
Really? I have feet in mine.
No dad! It really hurts.
That's called agony of defeat.
What do you call four bullfighters in quick sand?
What did the the grain of sand say after it made it's way out of the oyster?
I told my parents that Desert Sorceresses are literally sand witches at dinner
My mom groaned and gave me a dirty look while my dad laughed.
i dont like having sand in my drink...
But I appreciate the sediment.
What did the sand say to the ocean?
My wife asked her father where he was going. His reply: Upstate New York for a sand paper convention...
... It is going to be rough.
(Yes he actually is going, and it is a real thing)
My wife found her first whole sand dollar at the beach.
I told her that she's rich. A whole sand dollar is worth 100 sand cents.
(wife shakes head in utter disappointment)
What do you call 4 bullfighters in quick sand?
This one happened a while ago, while I was at the beach with friends. While we were there, I picked up a broken Sand Dollar (about a third of it) and said:
Me: "Hey, look what I found!"
Friendo: "It's a Sand Dollar."
Me: "Actually, I think it's more of a sand quarter."
What do you call four bull fighters in quick sand?
Bonus: What do you call one cow watching another?
A steak out.
New single father after my wife died in quick sand..
..it took a while to sink in.
What do you call four Spanish bullfighters in quick sand?
***crying laughing emoji
I wonder where sand dollars come from?
Me: I wonder where sand dollars come from.
Her: Something dead.
Me: Dead Sea presidents.
What do you call a witch who eats only sand?
What do you call a witch who only eats sand?
What did the sea say to the sand?