Sand puns very punny
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πŸ‘€︎ u/ashertay98
πŸ“…︎ Sep 13 2019
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Did you under sand?
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πŸ‘€︎ u/shut-it-clown
πŸ“…︎ Jun 26
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A geology/geography/aerodynamics study that a sandstorm in Africa can blow sand and dust as far as to even Florida

So anyways, I dust the grains down from africa

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πŸ“…︎ Jul 15
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While at the beach, my wife asked me how we can get a sand dollar.

I told her, "all you need to do is break a sand 5."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/mynickname86
πŸ“…︎ Jul 25
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Made my friend draw me a ham sand witch!

https://preview.redd.it/spig22o65o651.png?width=830&format=png&auto=webp&s=58d660e5243952036705bbb43d4c37ceec0bb61f

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πŸ‘€︎ u/theneatdude2004
πŸ“…︎ Jun 23
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What did the dog said after it walked over sand paper

Rough Rough

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πŸ‘€︎ u/howiewu0402
πŸ“…︎ Jun 21
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What did the ocean say before it fought the sand?

You are such a beach.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/professorf
πŸ“…︎ Jun 05
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What did Aang tell the sand benders after they muzzled his flying bison?

You better Appa-logize right now or else!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/LuanOrKamek
πŸ“…︎ May 27
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I started a company making airplane windows out of raw sand

Investors couldn't see the business taking off

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ThatCookieDerp
πŸ“…︎ May 28
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What did the sand say to the gravel when asked "How are you?"

I am fine.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Rav4xle
πŸ“…︎ Jun 08
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Why was the Tatooine IRS always going after the sand people?

Because they single file to hide their numbers.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/popegonzo
πŸ“…︎ Mar 22
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Why do they call it kinetic sand

Because it lacks potential

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Wedge001
πŸ“…︎ Feb 22
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In most countries, it's common to see Dads mostly buried in the sand of beaches

Except in Mexico. There, they only burritos.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/breakone9r
πŸ“…︎ Feb 19
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What do you call a witch that only eats sand?

malnourished

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πŸ‘€︎ u/RobertHamburgers
πŸ“…︎ Oct 30 2019
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What did the dog say when he walked on sand paper?

Rough! Rough! Rough!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Anthonybrose
πŸ“…︎ Oct 10 2019
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I'd make a joke about quick sand but..

It would take a while to sink in.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ChaChaCharms
πŸ“…︎ Jul 01 2019
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Why was the sand wet?

Because the Seaweed.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/BaldrickD2M
πŸ“…︎ Sep 04 2019
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I’m heartbroken that I lost a bucket of sand, silt, and gravel.

It was of great sedimentary value.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Jan 04 2019
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At the beach, a young boy was hungry so he covered his feet in sand....

"What are you doing?" asked the boy's father.

"Making burritos" the boy responded.

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πŸ“…︎ Sep 16 2019
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Sand is a combination of the words sea and land, as it is where they meet. You could say it is their ship name.

Courtesy of my friend who took more than the average amount of antidepressants

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Dr_Llamaz
πŸ“…︎ May 25 2018
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Why was the sand wet?

Because the sea weed

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πŸ‘€︎ u/SlothManSam5
πŸ“…︎ May 24 2019
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What did the sea say to the sand?

Nothing, it just waved.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/cooltom2006
πŸ“…︎ Jun 15 2019
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What do you call a book about sand, small rocks, and smelly rocks?

Litter-ature

Sorry I’m not sorry ;)

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Pillowmastr
πŸ“…︎ Aug 13 2019
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My daughter today asked me if they're called sandals because when you wear them you get sand all in between your toes and I am a very proud dad at the moment.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/JackIs01
πŸ“…︎ Jun 07 2019
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I don’t like sand
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πŸ‘€︎ u/NiisanSein
πŸ“…︎ Mar 23 2019
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What do you call a women who can control sand?

Sand witch .. na I was joking .. women control everything🀣

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πŸ‘€︎ u/TechnicalRoll
πŸ“…︎ Jun 09 2019
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In his will, my grandfather left me a bucket of sand, silt, and gravel.

It is of great sedimentary value.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Mar 11 2019
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Hey did you hear that the sand people from star wars bought the Hyundai company?

They're calling themselves the Tuscan raiders

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Dr_Llamaz
πŸ“…︎ May 21 2019
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What happens when an annoying Star Wars character gets sand in his eye?

Jar Jar Blinks

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πŸ‘€︎ u/garboooge
πŸ“…︎ Mar 31 2019
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Two kids were on the playground, about to get in a fight. One drew a line in the sand and told the other, β€œIf you cross this line, I’ll punch you in the face.”

That was the punch line.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/KingInTheNorth57
πŸ“…︎ Feb 16 2019
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What did the ocean say to the sand?

β€œOh quit your beachin’”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/mrschim17
πŸ“…︎ Feb 04 2019
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What did the dog say when he rolled over sand?

Ruff!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Geloloboy
πŸ“…︎ Jan 04 2019
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Punchlines of jokes about quick sand can take a while to sink in
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πŸ‘€︎ u/2xj59ae
πŸ“…︎ Oct 09 2018
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Dad, I have sand in my shoes.

Really? I have feet in mine.

No dad! It really hurts.

That's called agony of defeat.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Inch-Allah
πŸ“…︎ May 22 2014
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What do you call four bullfighters in quick sand?

Quatro sinko!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/The_Quantum_Alpha
πŸ“…︎ Dec 02 2018
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What did the the grain of sand say after it made it's way out of the oyster?

Whew! I'm nacred...

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Orthoprosthetist
πŸ“…︎ May 26 2018
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I told my parents that Desert Sorceresses are literally sand witches at dinner

My mom groaned and gave me a dirty look while my dad laughed.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/AliceTheOxy
πŸ“…︎ Dec 13 2017
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i dont like having sand in my drink...

But I appreciate the sediment.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/CapitalAPeriod
πŸ“…︎ Sep 15 2017
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What did the sand say to the ocean?

Water you doing?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/gokugamer16
πŸ“…︎ Feb 06 2017
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My wife asked her father where he was going. His reply: Upstate New York for a sand paper convention...

... It is going to be rough. (Yes he actually is going, and it is a real thing)

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Silspar24
πŸ“…︎ Sep 28 2015
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My wife found her first whole sand dollar at the beach.

I told her that she's rich. A whole sand dollar is worth 100 sand cents.

(wife shakes head in utter disappointment)

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πŸ‘€︎ u/vitamanpanguins81
πŸ“…︎ Apr 09 2015
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What do you call 4 bullfighters in quick sand?

Cuatro sinko

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πŸ‘€︎ u/rrrooobb
πŸ“…︎ Dec 28 2016
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Sand Dollar

This one happened a while ago, while I was at the beach with friends. While we were there, I picked up a broken Sand Dollar (about a third of it) and said:

Me: "Hey, look what I found!"

Friendo: "It's a Sand Dollar."

Me: "Actually, I think it's more of a sand quarter."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Captain_Lime
πŸ“…︎ Dec 22 2016
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What do you call four bull fighters in quick sand?

Cuatro sink-o.

Bonus: What do you call one cow watching another?

A steak out.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/warNpeach
πŸ“…︎ Mar 25 2016
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New single father after my wife died in quick sand..

..it took a while to sink in.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/adamfps
πŸ“…︎ Dec 14 2014
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What do you call four Spanish bullfighters in quick sand?

Cuatro cinco. ***crying laughing emoji

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πŸ‘€︎ u/LJokay
πŸ“…︎ Sep 17 2015
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I wonder where sand dollars come from?

Me: I wonder where sand dollars come from.

Her: Something dead.

Me: Dead Sea presidents.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/LookingForVheissu
πŸ“…︎ Sep 17 2015
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What do you call a witch who eats only sand?

Malnourished.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/AYKW
πŸ“…︎ Sep 25 2018
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Why was the sand wet?

Because the seaweed.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/liquid_burrito
πŸ“…︎ May 19 2019
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What do you call a witch who only eats sand?

Malnourished

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πŸ‘€︎ u/AVeryLONGPotato
πŸ“…︎ Sep 19 2018
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What did the sea say to the sand?

Nothing, it just waved

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πŸ‘€︎ u/BloodyIris3
πŸ“…︎ Feb 14 2018
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Why is the sand wet?

Because the sea weed.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/gt0t
πŸ“…︎ Mar 28 2017
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