I told my dad I didnβt find any sand dollars in the ocean.
He said it was because we werenβt anywhere near the bank.
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οΈ Nov 27 2020
When the moon hits the sand and an eel bites your hand
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οΈ Sep 16 2020
I was racing with my younger brother on the track, and then he got mad that I didnβt draw a finish line marker on the sand. We kept racing but he kept losing, and at one point he got so mad he threw a tantrum and started hitting and punching and kicking me furiously
.....and thatβs when I drew the line.
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οΈ Sep 12 2020
What happened to the sand just before it became a castle?
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οΈ Sep 04 2020
What did the dog said after it walked over sand paper
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οΈ Jun 21 2020
What did the ocean say before it fought the sand?
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οΈ Jun 05 2020
What did Aang tell the sand benders after they muzzled his flying bison?
You better Appa-logize right now or else!
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οΈ May 27 2020
While at the beach, my wife asked me how we can get a sand dollar.
I told her, "all you need to do is break a sand 5."
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οΈ Jul 25 2020
What did the sand say to the gravel when asked "How are you?"
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οΈ Jun 08 2020
Why was the Tatooine IRS always going after the sand people?
Because they single file to hide their numbers.
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οΈ Mar 22 2020
In most countries, it's common to see Dads mostly buried in the sand of beaches
Except in Mexico. There, they only burritos.
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οΈ Feb 19 2020
Sand is a combination of the words sea and land, as it is where they meet. You could say it is their ship name.
Courtesy of my friend who took more than the average amount of antidepressants
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οΈ May 25 2018
Why was the sand wet?
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οΈ Sep 04 2019
Why was the sand wet?
ποΈ 5
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οΈ May 24 2019
At the beach, a young boy was hungry so he covered his feet in sand....
"What are you doing?" asked the boy's father.
"Making burritos" the boy responded.
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οΈ Sep 16 2019
What did the sea say to the sand?
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οΈ Jun 15 2019
My daughter today asked me if they're called sandals because when you wear them you get sand all in between your toes and I am a very proud dad at the moment.
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οΈ Jun 07 2019
Two kids were on the playground, about to get in a fight. One drew a line in the sand and told the other, βIf you cross this line, Iβll punch you in the face.β
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οΈ Feb 16 2019
Hey did you hear that the sand people from star wars bought the Hyundai company?
They're calling themselves the Tuscan raiders
ποΈ 2
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οΈ May 21 2019
What did the ocean say to the sand?
βOh quit your beachinββ
ποΈ 8
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οΈ Feb 04 2019
What did the dog say when he rolled over sand?
ποΈ 2
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οΈ Jan 04 2019
What did the the grain of sand say after it made it's way out of the oyster?
ποΈ 2
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οΈ May 26 2018
My wife found her first whole sand dollar at the beach.
I told her that she's rich. A whole sand dollar is worth 100 sand cents.
(wife shakes head in utter disappointment)
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οΈ Apr 09 2015
What did the dog say when he walked on sand paper?
ποΈ 20
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οΈ Oct 10 2019
Why was the sand wet?
ποΈ 4
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οΈ May 19 2019
What did the sea say to the sand?
ποΈ 12
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οΈ Feb 14 2018
Why is the sand wet?
ποΈ 7
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οΈ Mar 28 2017
What did the sand say to the ocean?
ποΈ 7
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οΈ Feb 06 2017
Why is the sand yellow?
ποΈ 2
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οΈ Sep 03 2017
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