Pepper Spray Puns

A list of puns related to "Pepper Spray"

Did you hear about the soldier who got hit with mustard gas and pepper spray?

He's a seasoned veteran

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👤︎ u/icemage27
📅︎ Nov 28 2020
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My Grandfather survived Pepper spray and Mustard gas attacks in two wars...

... And came home to us a seasoned Veteran.

Edit : To use a war pun.. " Wow, this really blew up " ...Thanks to all for contributing to this bit of fun. I feel like Granddad now with all the medals.

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👤︎ u/HugoZHackenbush2
📅︎ Jun 29 2020
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To avoid bear attacks, carry little bells and pepper spray.

It’s also helpful to know the difference between black bear and grizzly bear dung. Black bear dung has plants and fruit material in it. Grizzly bear dung has little bells in it and smells like pepper spray.

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👤︎ u/cerebolic-parabellum
📅︎ Dec 10 2020
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When you spray someone with pepper spray

Does it become assault?

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👤︎ u/JeF4y
📅︎ Jul 26 2020
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I need to carry pepper spray because I keep getting assalted
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👤︎ u/aarontminded
📅︎ Mar 21 2019
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Why is it called pepper spray?

It's used in as-salt.

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👤︎ u/aMrMewtwo
📅︎ Nov 05 2019
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I always used to wonder why it was called pepper spray

Then I realized it's because you can use it if you ever get asalted

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👤︎ u/Samidoesstuff
📅︎ Feb 22 2019
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My friend told me that for her to get certified to use pepper spray, she had to get pepper sprayed.

I guess that makes her a seasoned cop.

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👤︎ u/JohnnyTheLiar
📅︎ Oct 31 2018
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What do you call a soldier who's been hit by pepper spray? [x-post r/army]

a seasoned veteran

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👤︎ u/__wampa__stompa
📅︎ Oct 13 2017
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Did you hear about the solider that got hit with mustard gas and pepper spray?

He’s now a seasoned veteran

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👤︎ u/CuteBearLegs
📅︎ Oct 16 2020
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The soldier who survived mustard gas and pepper spray was a seasoned veteran.
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👤︎ u/kickypie
📅︎ Aug 09 2020
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What do you call a soldier who has survived mustard gas and pepper spray?

A seasoned veteran

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👤︎ u/liverpool135
📅︎ Jul 16 2020
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The soldier who survived mustard gas and pepper spray was a seasoned veteran.
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👤︎ u/kickypie
📅︎ May 26 2020
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a soldier once survived pepper spray and mustard gas

he was a seasoned veteran

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👤︎ u/Galeelo
📅︎ Sep 07 2019
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My soldier friend was doused with pepper spray and also survived a mustard gas attack.

Now he's a seasoned veteran.

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👤︎ u/stevehrowe2
📅︎ Jun 18 2019
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My grandad was assaulted in the war with pepper spray and mustard gas.

He's a seasoned veteran

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👤︎ u/ABOYCALLEDBRYAN
📅︎ Jul 22 2019
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The soldier who survived mustard-gas and pepper-spray....

Is now a seasoned veteran

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👤︎ u/androidlowbattery
📅︎ Oct 10 2018
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A soldier survived mustard gas in battle, and then pepper spray by the police.

He's now a seasoned veteran.

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👤︎ u/ntuso
📅︎ Jan 14 2019
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I saw a soldier who survived Mustard Gas and Pepper Spray

I guess you could say he's now a seasoned veteran

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👤︎ u/vibronicpoppy82
📅︎ Apr 20 2017
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The soldiers who survived mustard gas and pepper sprays

Are seasoned veterans.

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👤︎ u/ViperVein
📅︎ Jun 15 2019
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The military man survived mustard gas and pepper spray

He was a seasoned veteran

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👤︎ u/UchihaDivergent
📅︎ Jun 29 2017
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A soldier who survived mustard gas and pepper spray is now a seasoned veteran
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👤︎ u/moses10960
📅︎ Aug 22 2017
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What do you call a soldier that survived mustard gas and pepper spray?

A seasoned veteran

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👤︎ u/StickyBamboo_
📅︎ Dec 11 2017
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What do you call a soldier who survived mustard gas and pepper spray?

A seasoned veteran

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👤︎ u/SBDD
📅︎ Jul 07 2014
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