5 Hilarious Self Defence Puns - Punstoppable 🛑

What kind of self defence do vegans use?

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👤︎ u/DrBoon_forgot_his_pw

📅︎ Dec 20 2020

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The instructor in my self defence class told me that the most effective place to kick a man is near his knees.

Personally, I think it’s nuts.

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👤︎ u/porichoygupto

📅︎ Apr 01 2019

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I attended a self-defence course.

At the end of it, the person that ran the course said, "Ok, buddy, so for the week you owe me...£380."

"I refuse to pay," I told him.

"You have to," he insisted.

"Well then, you'll have to fight me for it."

So we fought, and he absolutely battered me. Left me bloody, bruised and beaten.

He said, "£380. Cough it up."

"No," I told him, wiping my lip. "Because it was clearly a waste of money."

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👤︎ u/TommehBoi

📅︎ Nov 15 2018

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My son told me that boredom was killing him

So I signed him for self defence class

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👤︎ u/Spydercop69

📅︎ May 23 2021

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Did you hear about the prisoner who escaped after dismantling his cell?

They're calling it self defence.

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👤︎ u/SilentIntrusion

📅︎ Feb 10 2019

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