As the title says, I need a pun that involves two unlikely friends. Knives and Charity/donations.
Any help would be appreciated!
Knife to be here in this community
They crept in. It was pitch black and stone quiet. They were suddenly starting to regret this dare. Stupidly, only one brought a flash light. The aggressive darkness and inky black yielded with grudging compliance but always seeming to push back. They moved cautiously onward amid the dust and cobwebs. The floor creaked. They breathed in tight, quick breaths. You could hear a pin drop.
Suddenly, there was a deep moan. "OOOOOOOOUUUUU". It seemed from below them. The house had been abandoned for years. Who or what could make such a sound? The boys looked at each other, but continued on, hearts pounding in their chests.
As they proceeded into the kitchen they encountered a swarm of flies. Buzzing and beating their necks and faces, they rushed and stumbled to the door, not stopping to see what they were truly feasting on. They slammed the door behind them. Maybe a body? But no way were they going back to find out. And again came the sound, "ooooOOOOOooooOOUUU" but louder this time, and... keep reading on reddit ➡
Not even if it's a boning knife.
A dull evening.
I'm absolutely gutted...we've been through thick and thin
this plays off another, funnier post but i couldn't find it again
I was a super spreader.
It was a pairing knife
Because it will always have a point
PS, this was inspired from a comment I saw on an instagram post, and also I apologize if this joke has already been posted as I did not take the time to check if it has been.
It is the director‘s cut
It was not very cleaver.
But it just wont cut it.
They just didn't give a fork...
None of the other surgeons seem to do it !
Because it cuts things into two, so now you have a pair.
My 15-year-old had to think about this for a minute... Then he goes "Wait, doesn't every knife do that?" Congratulations, son, that's called critical thinking.
I can’t tell you how many times it’s saved my ass.
it wasn't really sharp of him
At least the both have something "in" common.
I told her it’s so he can cut corners
My 4y/o is watching a cartoon whereby there are some asteroids and meteors & says, “Oh my goodness gracious! Daddy! A meteor shower!!”
To which I responded, “Meatier than what? Campbell’s Chunky Soup?”
Because he wanted to look sharp.
Since then, my muggings have been far more successful.
It never makes the cut
It's a four loaf cleaver
Damn, that was a sharp moment.
Because that’s not natural
like when you have to change someone's mind.
That's what I get for bringing a 4-in-1.
It was turned down, he just couldn't make the cut.
He was a one-hilt wonder.