What do you call it when a serial killer gets a meat cleaver for half price?
A killer deal
What do you call a knife that cuts 4 loaves of Irish bread at once
A four loaf cleaver
How does a butcher introduce his wife?
Everybody, Meat Patty!
Did you hear about the wise butcher?
He's very cleaver.
I want to tell a joke about cutting meat...
But I’m afraid I’ll butcher it.
My butcher is reducing his working hours
My butcher is going from five days a week to four days a week in order to ease himself into retirement. I don't think I can shop there anymore. It's just too odd having a butcher who can't do cold turkey.
I made a joke about a butcher’s knife but nobody laughed.
It was not very cleaver.
I made a bad joke about an axe. No one laughed.
It wasn’t very cleaver.
Whenever I go fur trapping...
I bring my beaver cleaver.
What do you call the world's smartest butcher?
Cleaver.
My father's table joke
While sitting at the table eating dinner, my mother pointed her fork at my father saying "Fork you!"
My father replied, "That's not very knife! Hopefully spoon you will learn your manners!"
I met a butcher once.
He made some funny dad jokes; they were pretty cleaver.
I bought a knife that can cut through 4 loaves at once.
It's a four loaf cleaver
I made a bad joke about an axe. No one laughed.
It wasn't very cleaver.
