A list of puns related to "Cleaver"
Ward have MRSA!
A killer deal
Everybody, Meat Patty!
He's very cleaver.
My butcher is going from five days a week to four days a week in order to ease himself into retirement. I don't think I can shop there anymore. It's just too odd having a butcher who can't do cold turkey.
It's not very cleaver
But Iβm afraid Iβll butcher it.
It was not very cleaver.
I bring my beaver cleaver.
It's a four loaf cleaver
It wasnβt very cleaver.
Cleaver.
While sitting at the table eating dinner, my mother pointed her fork at my father saying "Fork you!"
My father replied, "That's not very knife! Hopefully spoon you will learn your manners!"
He made some funny dad jokes; they were pretty cleaver.
It wasn't very cleaver.
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