That's a cleaver pun you got there.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Zillo7
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Mr. Cleaver got a staph infection...

Ward have MRSA!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ax2ronn
πŸ“…︎ Dec 19 2019
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What do you call it when a serial killer gets a meat cleaver for half price?

A killer deal

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Kerlandays
πŸ“…︎ Aug 08 2019
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How does a butcher introduce his wife?

Everybody, Meat Patty!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/LykoStudios
πŸ“…︎ Jan 10 2021
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Did you hear about the wise butcher?

He's very cleaver.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/jollyflyingcactus
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My butcher is reducing his working hours

My butcher is going from five days a week to four days a week in order to ease himself into retirement. I don't think I can shop there anymore. It's just too odd having a butcher who can't do cold turkey.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/elquiche
πŸ“…︎ Sep 24 2020
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People shouldn't let their kids use knives

It's not very cleaver

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πŸ‘€︎ u/McReydest
πŸ“…︎ Oct 30 2020
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I want to tell a joke about cutting meat...

But I’m afraid I’ll butcher it.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/FinalCaveat
πŸ“…︎ Jun 22 2020
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I made a joke about a butcher’s knife but nobody laughed.

It was not very cleaver.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/FinalCaveat
πŸ“…︎ Aug 09 2020
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Whenever I go fur trapping...

I bring my beaver cleaver.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/envengpe
πŸ“…︎ Jun 28 2020
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I bought a knife that can cut through 4 loaves at once.

It's a four loaf cleaver

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πŸ‘€︎ u/HellsJuggernaut
πŸ“…︎ Apr 12 2020
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I made a bad joke about an axe. No one laughed.

It wasn’t very cleaver.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/CarsonFoles
πŸ“…︎ Sep 27 2018
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My secret weapon
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πŸ‘€︎ u/NolandSpring
πŸ“…︎ Oct 11 2018
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What do you call the world's smartest butcher?

Cleaver.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Aslakseie
πŸ“…︎ May 12 2018
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My father's table joke

While sitting at the table eating dinner, my mother pointed her fork at my father saying "Fork you!"

My father replied, "That's not very knife! Hopefully spoon you will learn your manners!"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/I_love_fatties
πŸ“…︎ Sep 01 2013
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I met a butcher once.

He made some funny dad jokes; they were pretty cleaver.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/mflaherty7
πŸ“…︎ Nov 26 2016
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I made a bad joke about an axe. No one laughed.

It wasn't very cleaver.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/GodMustafi
πŸ“…︎ Aug 07 2019
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