What kind of clothes are made with Australian goose feathers?
What does an Egyptian goose say?
"Egg-plant" shirt by me. Never got why the vegetable was called that until I found out that they used to be white and look like goose eggs back in the day
What do you call a fat goose?
After an argument, my cooking instructor wants me to stew goose feathers gently below or just at the boiling point...
She wants me to simmer down!
GOOse. Yea i know its stupid.
Geese fly in a V-formation for aerodynamics, and when the lead goose gets tired he switches out his position. But one side of the V is almost always longer than the other. Do you know why?
I stole my friends goose by mistake
He told me to come over take a gander.
A goose attacked a little girl for fun and said
What do you call a goose with “wandering eyes?”
What did one goose ask the other after looking at the shit on the road?
What do you call panko fried goose?
A goose talking to duck at the local pond. “My husbands gone away for a few weeks to Africa”. “Oh really.” Says the the Duck “Uganda?”...
“No I’m a goose. My husband is a gander”
I’ve come up with a new name for the Untitled Goose Game.
pun help: naming an Egyptian goose
I identify as a male goose
I guess that makes me transgander.
When will Ryan Gosling be old enough to be called Ryan Goose?
The ultimate dad joke a Hollywood could pull would be casting Ryan Gosling as Goose’s son in Top Gun 2.
What do you call a goose that has changed sex?
Goose was never going to make it as an ace pilot anyway....
As a computer programmer, I love goose-feather pillows...
Because they are down-loaded!
It would be funny if a goose would play Duck, Duck , Goose with you
‘Cause even if you call him duck, he would still chase after you.
if you teach a goose to use a computer, is it a technical fowl?
At what age will Ryan Gosling change his name to Ryan Goose?
Why did the goose flee after going to the haunted place
What does a goose get when it’s cold?
If the plural of goose is geese then the plural of moose is meese.
Why this goose got a more interesting life than I do?!
The goose said to me, “quuuaack, quack quack?”
I replied, “quack, quaaack, quack.”
My brother said, “I didn’t know you speak Portugeese.”
I just bought a new goose, but it's massive!
What do you call turbulence while riding a goose?
I found out that my pillow is stuffed with goose feathers.
If a goose can fly away from the sun at 20mph, how fast can he fly toward the sun?
puts hand over eyes and flaps the other arm like a wing
Have you heard about the goose that got into some drugs?
Apparently he's all ducked up on quack
The Rolling Stone’s jet hit a goose, killing the drummer and the bass player…
Killed two stones with one bird.
I went through the trouble of cooking goose and pairing it with a exceptional whisky, but my sister hated it.
Last night at the bar though she swore she need that fine rye and gosling in her life. I was sure it would Drive her crazy. What Eva
Unfortunately, my child was conceived as me and my husband had sex under a goose-feather duvet...
So he was born with down syndrome.
How’d the goose get a huge tax return?
His bill was tax de-duck-table
Why didn't the recently single goose lose her job when she made a mistake?
Because she had one heck of an ex-goose
Crossed a bridge over Goose Creek on a road trip
I turned to my girlfriend and said, "Look! Goose creek!"
After crossing over it and not seeing much i said, "Wasn't much to gander."