"Egg-plant" shirt by me. Never got why the vegetable was called that until I found out that they used to be white and look like goose eggs back in the day
After an argument, my cooking instructor wants me to stew goose feathers gently below or just at the boiling point...
She wants me to simmer down!
GOOse. Yea i know its stupid.
Geese fly in a V-formation for aerodynamics, and when the lead goose gets tired he switches out his position. But one side of the V is almost always longer than the other. Do you know why?
I stole my friends goose by mistake
He told me to come over take a gander.
A goose attacked a little girl for fun and said
What do you call a goose with “wandering eyes?”
What did one goose ask the other after looking at the shit on the road?
What do you call panko fried goose?
A goose talking to duck at the local pond. “My husbands gone away for a few weeks to Africa”. “Oh really.” Says the the Duck “Uganda?”...
“No I’m a goose. My husband is a gander”
I’ve come up with a new name for the Untitled Goose Game.
I identify as a male goose
I guess that makes me transgander.
pun help: naming an Egyptian goose
The ultimate dad joke a Hollywood could pull would be casting Ryan Gosling as Goose’s son in Top Gun 2.
What do you call a goose that has changed sex?
When will Ryan Gosling be old enough to be called Ryan Goose?
Goose was never going to make it as an ace pilot anyway....
As a computer programmer, I love goose-feather pillows...
Because they are down-loaded!
It would be funny if a goose would play Duck, Duck , Goose with you
‘Cause even if you call him duck, he would still chase after you.
if you teach a goose to use a computer, is it a technical fowl?
Why did the goose flee after going to the haunted place
At what age will Ryan Gosling change his name to Ryan Goose?
What does a goose get when it’s cold?
If the plural of goose is geese then the plural of moose is meese.
The goose said to me, “quuuaack, quack quack?”
I replied, “quack, quaaack, quack.”
My brother said, “I didn’t know you speak Portugeese.”
I just bought a new goose, but it's massive!
Why this goose got a more interesting life than I do?!
What do you call turbulence while riding a goose?
I found out that my pillow is stuffed with goose feathers.
If a goose can fly away from the sun at 20mph, how fast can he fly toward the sun?
puts hand over eyes and flaps the other arm like a wing
Have you heard about the goose that got into some drugs?
Apparently he's all ducked up on quack
The Rolling Stone’s jet hit a goose, killing the drummer and the bass player…
Killed two stones with one bird.
I went through the trouble of cooking goose and pairing it with a exceptional whisky, but my sister hated it.
Last night at the bar though she swore she need that fine rye and gosling in her life. I was sure it would Drive her crazy. What Eva
How’d the goose get a huge tax return?
His bill was tax de-duck-table
Unfortunately, my child was conceived as me and my husband had sex under a goose-feather duvet...
So he was born with down syndrome.
Why didn't the recently single goose lose her job when she made a mistake?
Because she had one heck of an ex-goose
Crossed a bridge over Goose Creek on a road trip
I turned to my girlfriend and said, "Look! Goose creek!"
After crossing over it and not seeing much i said, "Wasn't much to gander."