Why searching for goose feathers is impossible?
Because you need to look up down
If your grandmother is a goose in Hawaii...
... does that mean your nana is a nene?
Met a Chinese talking goose today, I asked him from what part of China he was from.
My buddy was promoted to quality inspector for the Canada Goose Jacket Company. He doesn't like it very much though...
...lately, he's been feeling down.
What do you get when you goose a ghost?
What do you get if you cross a goose with a cow?
Even though I'm an avid duck and goose hunter, I don't own any calls.
My wife doesn't want me using fowl language.
A guy brings his friend to see his new lake house. When they get there, they see a goose on the front steps.
The friend says "hey, is he yours?"
The guy replies "yep, kept him after I found him alone by the lake. He can't communicate with any of the other birds."
His friend looked confused. "Is he mute?"
"No. I think he speaks porch geese."
What does an Egyptian goose say?
What kind of clothes are made with Australian goose feathers?
"Egg-plant" shirt by me. Never got why the vegetable was called that until I found out that they used to be white and look like goose eggs back in the day
What do you call a fat goose?
Geese fly in a V-formation for aerodynamics, and when the lead goose gets tired he switches out his position. But one side of the V is almost always longer than the other. Do you know why?
GOOse. Yea i know its stupid.
After an argument, my cooking instructor wants me to stew goose feathers gently below or just at the boiling point...
She wants me to simmer down!
I stole my friends goose by mistake
He told me to come over take a gander.
A goose attacked a little girl for fun and said
What do you call a goose with “wandering eyes?”
What do you call panko fried goose?
What did one goose ask the other after looking at the shit on the road?
When will Ryan Gosling be old enough to be called Ryan Goose?
pun help: naming an Egyptian goose
A goose talking to duck at the local pond. “My husbands gone away for a few weeks to Africa”. “Oh really.” Says the the Duck “Uganda?”...
“No I’m a goose. My husband is a gander”
I identify as a male goose
I guess that makes me transgander.
I’ve come up with a new name for the Untitled Goose Game.
The ultimate dad joke a Hollywood could pull would be casting Ryan Gosling as Goose’s son in Top Gun 2.
What do you call a goose that has changed sex?
At what age will Ryan Gosling change his name to Ryan Goose?
Goose was never going to make it as an ace pilot anyway....
As a computer programmer, I love goose-feather pillows...
Because they are down-loaded!
It would be funny if a goose would play Duck, Duck , Goose with you
‘Cause even if you call him duck, he would still chase after you.
if you teach a goose to use a computer, is it a technical fowl?
Why did the goose flee after going to the haunted place
Why this goose got a more interesting life than I do?!
If the plural of goose is geese then the plural of moose is meese.
What does a goose get when it’s cold?
I just bought a new goose, but it's massive!
What do you call turbulence while riding a goose?
The goose said to me, “quuuaack, quack quack?”
I replied, “quack, quaaack, quack.”
My brother said, “I didn’t know you speak Portugeese.”
I found out that my pillow is stuffed with goose feathers.
If a goose can fly away from the sun at 20mph, how fast can he fly toward the sun?
puts hand over eyes and flaps the other arm like a wing