You can’t just Swan Inn like that.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/gnikttam
πŸ“…︎ Jul 04 2020
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Geese and swans mate for life.

Might explain why geese and swans fly into jet engines.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Jan 15 2019
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"I've come here to hand over this abandoned cygnet that I rescued and raised"

Animal shelter: "Nice swan".

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πŸ‘€︎ u/eormada
πŸ“…︎ Sep 28 2020
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Why do you never see hippos hiding in trees?

Because they're very good at it.

EDIT: If your looking for animal jokes, read the comments section.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/__Odelay__
πŸ“…︎ May 10 2018
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β€ͺWhat did the farmer say to his fellow farmer when they bought another bird?‬

This swan’s on me‬

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πŸ‘€︎ u/dubaidadjokes
πŸ“…︎ May 23 2020
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Why didn’t the duck family take in the orphaned cygnet

β€˜Swan more mouth to feed

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πŸ‘€︎ u/juicymayo
πŸ“…︎ Jan 20 2020
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My wife said she'll divorce me if I keep making puns about birds with long necks.

That's swan way to go about it.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/TommehBoi
πŸ“…︎ Nov 23 2019
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When will Ryan Gosling be old enough to be called Ryan Goose?
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Sheep_Thrills
πŸ“…︎ Dec 10 2018
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Pun pet names.

Pets I want to have....

An otter name Harry Otter. A snake named Severus Snake. A tortoise named Voldetort. A chicken named Kylo Hen. A dog named Barkamedes. A deer named David Hasselhoof. A turkey named Green Gobbleen. A cat named Captain Ameowrica. A stork named Tony Stork. A pig named Peter Porker. A crocodile named Croctor Strange. A duck named Ducktor Doom. A squid named Abraham Inkin. A goose named Ryan Gooseling. A heron named Charlize Heron. A goat named Selena Goatmez An alpaca named Alpacachino. A carp name Leonardo Di’Carprio. A tuna named Tuna Turner. A horse named Neighlor Swift. A toad named Demi Lavatoad. A Rhino named Ryan Rhinolds. A swan named Swan Jovi. A Falcon named Jimmy Falcon. A ferret named Ferret Faucet. A rabbit named Hoptimus Prime. A cow named Moolissa McCarthy. A crow named Seth Crowgan. A fox named Charlie Fox. A cat named Katy Purry. A wolf named Howly Berry. A hamster named Scarlet Johamster. A parrot named Squakin Phoenix. A duck named DuckleBerry Finn. A canary named Jim Canary. A swarm of bees, all named BeeyoncΓ©. A sheep named Meryl Sheep. An elk named Elkton John. A bear named Teddy Mercury. A ram named Gordon RAMsey. A shark named Fin Diesel. A jellyfish named Jelly Clarkson. An Iguana named Eddie Lizard. A hyena named Hyena Bonham Carter. A penguin named Robird Downey Jr.

a ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Clixer712
πŸ“…︎ Jul 01 2019
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So many puns! [X-POST FROM /R/FUNNY]
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πŸ‘€︎ u/IAmCthuluAMA
πŸ“…︎ Apr 30 2012
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This is just a list of 50 famous people but if they were birds.
  • George Washwington
  • Leonarcrow da Vinci
  • Eagle Allen Poe
  • Harry S. Toucan
  • Teddy Dodosevelt
  • Charles Duckens
  • Octavian Owlgustus
  • Flysaac Newton
  • Benchicken Franklin
  • Gullysses S. Grant
  • Vincent Van Goose
  • John Lhawk
  • Charlecrane
  • Pengthoven
  • Nikquaila Tesla
  • Jean-Jacques Roostsseau
  • Charles Darwren
  • Rheasus Christ
  • Broodha
  • King Loony XIV
  • Nenepoleon Bonaparte
  • Mahootma Gandhi
  • Winstint Churchill
  • Genghis Swan
  • Pladove
  • Aleggsander the Great
  • Paul the Apostail
  • Lark Twain
  • Dante Aliturkey
  • Michelangswallow
  • Cardinal Marx
  • Albatross Lincoln
  • Robin E. Lee
  • Adolf Swiftler
  • Alextanager Hamilton
  • Ibis Presley
  • Ronald Raven
  • Arnestotle
  • Emuhammad
  • Sir Francis Beakon
  • Tchaikovskylark
  • Christfowler Columbus
  • Finchard Nixon
  • Henry VIII
  • Albert Einstork
  • Thomas Jayfferson
  • William Shrikespeare
  • Woodcock Wilson
  • King Chorioles I of England
  • Johann Sebastian Flock

Edit: formatting

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πŸ‘€︎ u/captbodgers
πŸ“…︎ Sep 21 2014
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Watching footy with my dad

Watching Swans vs Hawthorn tonight, and scores are 31 all, and my (maths teacher) father says, "One more point each and the score will be even.".

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Thehorseisondrugs
πŸ“…︎ Sep 06 2013
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β€ͺWhat did the farmer say to his fellow farmer when they bought another bird?‬

β€ͺThis swan’s on me‬

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πŸ‘€︎ u/dubaidadjokes
πŸ“…︎ May 23 2020
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