What do you call a bald heron?

Hair-off.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/kiltebeest
πŸ“…︎ Nov 11 2020
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What did the heron say woefully whilst looking at her clutch of eggs?

Ack! I have so many egrets!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/josephwb
πŸ“…︎ Aug 08 2020
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The marsh heron was angry that the other birds dissed him...

He was a bittern.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/thomasbrakeline
πŸ“…︎ Dec 19 2019
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Why does a heron sleep with one leg in the air?

Because if it would lift the other leg it would fall.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Lil_Pask
πŸ“…︎ Jul 28 2019
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I will probably die before I see a heron in real life.

But I have no Egrets

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Happy_Each_Day
πŸ“…︎ Oct 26 2019
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I hated to see those white herons fly off

But I moved on with no egrets

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πŸ‘€︎ u/visionweaver
πŸ“…︎ Apr 05 2019
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Today I saw a duck that was a dwug addict.

He was a quack head. I guess it's better than being a heron addict, but apparently he had trouble getting treatment because his bill was outrageous.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/JCokeDaKilla
πŸ“…︎ Aug 15 2020
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Pun pet names.

Pets I want to have....

An otter name Harry Otter. A snake named Severus Snake. A tortoise named Voldetort. A chicken named Kylo Hen. A dog named Barkamedes. A deer named David Hasselhoof. A turkey named Green Gobbleen. A cat named Captain Ameowrica. A stork named Tony Stork. A pig named Peter Porker. A crocodile named Croctor Strange. A duck named Ducktor Doom. A squid named Abraham Inkin. A goose named Ryan Gooseling. A heron named Charlize Heron. A goat named Selena Goatmez An alpaca named Alpacachino. A carp name Leonardo Di’Carprio. A tuna named Tuna Turner. A horse named Neighlor Swift. A toad named Demi Lavatoad. A Rhino named Ryan Rhinolds. A swan named Swan Jovi. A Falcon named Jimmy Falcon. A ferret named Ferret Faucet. A rabbit named Hoptimus Prime. A cow named Moolissa McCarthy. A crow named Seth Crowgan. A fox named Charlie Fox. A cat named Katy Purry. A wolf named Howly Berry. A hamster named Scarlet Johamster. A parrot named Squakin Phoenix. A duck nam

... keep reading on reddit ➑

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Clixer712
πŸ“…︎ Jul 01 2019
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I told my girlfriend that I was going to buy her a large bird with long legs. Little does she know I can't afford it.

I don't want to lead heron.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/TommehBoi
πŸ“…︎ Jul 11 2018
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What do you call a deaf bird?

Hard of heron.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/fewthe3rd
πŸ“…︎ Mar 25 2016
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