I went to a restaurant last night and they had pelican on the menu.

I was going to order it but the bill would have been huge.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/omgitschriso
πŸ“…︎ Nov 05 2020
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What’s the best pun you can come up with the word β€œpelican” ?
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πŸ‘€︎ u/dogefighter232
πŸ“…︎ Nov 02 2020
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What do you call a pelican that doesn’t fly?

A pelican’t

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πŸ‘€︎ u/juicy-tomato
πŸ“…︎ Nov 28 2020
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A wonderful bird, the pelican.

His beak can hold more than his bellycan.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/kinotico
πŸ“…︎ Aug 24 2020
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Tried a new item on the menu, Pelican burger.

It was great, but the bill was enormous.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Whlightning
πŸ“…︎ Aug 10 2020
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I wanted to get a pelican as a pet.

But I couldn't afford the bill.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Perrin42
πŸ“…︎ Sep 06 2019
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Why did pelican get kicked out of the restaurant

Because he had a large bill

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πŸ‘€︎ u/DallasDomino0806
πŸ“…︎ Nov 23 2019
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I was at the beach today and there was a group of pelicans not doing anything. I concentrated hard on one pelican and suddenly if flew out to the water, snagged a fish in his bill and flew back to shore. "Wow", I thought to myself..

Pelikinesis is a real thing.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/SchitzPopinov719
πŸ“…︎ Aug 23 2019
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Why are pelicans praised in restaurants

Because they always leave with a large bill

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πŸ‘€︎ u/DallasDomino0806
πŸ“…︎ Nov 23 2019
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A Pelican is actually called a Belican.

Because it's beak can hold more than it's belly can.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Im-King-Kona
πŸ“…︎ Sep 27 2019
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Why did the pelican get kicked out of the restaurant?

Because he had a very big BILL

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πŸ‘€︎ u/SerasmusCalamity
πŸ“…︎ Jun 05 2019
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How do you know pelicans are optimists?

If they were pessimists we’d call them pelicants.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/spacegecko
πŸ“…︎ Mar 31 2018
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A Pink-Backed Pelican waddles into a bar...

He orders two pints of lager, a shot of whiskey and a packet of salted cashews. The bartender says, β€œAnd how will you be paying for all this?” The Pink-Backed Pelican ruffles his feathers and replies, β€œPut it on my bill.”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/EllisDeWald
πŸ“…︎ Jan 09 2019
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Do you know why they’re called pelicans?

Because their beaks can hold more then their belly can.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/leetle95
πŸ“…︎ Aug 13 2018
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I had to see a specialty doctor after I got attacked by a pelican.

I got hit with a huge bill.

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πŸ“…︎ Oct 26 2018
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Why did the pelican visit Alaska?

For the halibut.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/bambu002
πŸ“…︎ May 17 2013
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If pelicans weren't so optimistic...

we would have to start calling them pelican'ts

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πŸ‘€︎ u/sawer707
πŸ“…︎ Dec 30 2015
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Why was the pelican in debt?

It couldn't pay off a really big bill

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πŸ‘€︎ u/mikeybthehuman
πŸ“…︎ Jun 23 2015
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That's why it's called "Peligro" (OC)
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πŸ‘€︎ u/hypeeveryoneup
πŸ“…︎ Sep 18 2020
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My 5 year old came home with this one

Her: Dad, what's the opposite of a Pelican?

Me: I don't know, what?

Her: A Pelican't!

She was quite pleased with herself!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Doc-1989
πŸ“…︎ Feb 07 2019
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London Zoo is beginning it's annual stocktake...

And the pelican keepers warn that they could be facing some enormous bills.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/PrplShrp
πŸ“…︎ Jan 04 2019
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My wife and I went to a new restaurant last night, where they serve the flesh of exotic birds and animals.

We both decided to try pelican, which was absolutely fantastic, but the bill was enormous.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/fukhed69
πŸ“…︎ Jul 11 2018
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What do you call a pessimist sea-bird?

A pelican't.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Charmbruster
πŸ“…︎ May 30 2017
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