My dad used to annoy me with bird puns.

But now I realize toucan play that game.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/tacoenthusiast
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I got into an argument with someone I thought was a "birds aren't real" supporter. I'm an idiot; they were just messing with me and they made some amazing bird puns along the way that deserve attention. The link to the post is in the comments so you can go give the user karma and see the context.

https://preview.redd.it/n7zvpwxkj6m51.png?width=1280&format=png&auto=webp&s=54f0549ebd3c055929698d6fef3bc05782bf5282

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πŸ‘€︎ u/RedLeader11037
πŸ“…︎ Sep 09 2020
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Bird Puns
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πŸ‘€︎ u/JMal1719
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My wife blocked me on Facebook because I post too many bird puns.

Well, toucan play that game.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/SpiceCake68
πŸ“…︎ Mar 25 2020
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My friend wouldn’t stop telling me bird puns

Little did he know toucan play at that game

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πŸ‘€︎ u/AwesomeGreninja9
πŸ“…︎ Jun 13 2019
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Bird Pun Worm Book Bird v.redd.it/8gz511ikn4g31
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πŸ‘€︎ u/BlueTides2
πŸ“…︎ Aug 13 2019
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Wanna hear a bird pun? ..no?

Well this is hawkward.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/conditackler
πŸ“…︎ Aug 25 2019
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A friend of mine tried to annoy me with bird puns

But toucan play that game

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Faiz_Clan
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Bird puns in the comments
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πŸ‘€︎ u/RedLeader11037
πŸ“…︎ Sep 03 2019
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Bird puns

A friend of mine tried to annoy me with bird puns, but I soon realized that toucan play at that game.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/hardatworktom
πŸ“…︎ Dec 21 2019
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Never Try to Annoy someone with bird puns.

Because Toucan play the game

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Mumbo_Wumbo_
πŸ“…︎ Mar 23 2019
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[REQUEST] Star Wars Bird Puns

Working on a little something. Give me your best and I will include you in the credits.

So far I only have: Coo Skywalker

Edit: thanks for all the replies! I will post game here soon, and pm those whose puns I end up using.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/wickjest
πŸ“…︎ Jun 24 2017
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My Friend wouldn’t stop telling me bird puns

So I said Toucan play at that game

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Gaizar1027
πŸ“…︎ Sep 01 2019
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Bird puns galore
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πŸ‘€︎ u/BanAllPineapples
πŸ“…︎ Feb 01 2019
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Bird pun bad
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πŸ“…︎ Aug 13 2019
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Who will join me in a bird pun exchange? TOUCAN Play at This Game
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πŸ‘€︎ u/WeissGuy44
πŸ“…︎ Feb 14 2018
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My dad kept making bird puns today.

I told him toucan play at that game.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/LonelyWhiteRabbit
πŸ“…︎ Aug 23 2016
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My friend keeps sending me bird puns.

He doesn't realise toucan play that game

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πŸ‘€︎ u/PdawgUltimate
πŸ“…︎ Jul 27 2019
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You know why I like bird puns?

Because toucan play at that game.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ElsaFrozen2013
πŸ“…︎ Oct 30 2019
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My friend thinks he can make better bird puns than me

Toucan play at this game!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/FistOnFire
πŸ“…︎ May 04 2018
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A friend of mine tried to annoy me with bird puns, but I soon realized that toucan play at that game. punsville.com/best/page/2…
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πŸ‘€︎ u/moses10960
πŸ“…︎ Jul 13 2017
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What’s the difference between bird flu and swine flu?

One requires tweetment and the other requires oinkment.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/danuser8
πŸ“…︎ Oct 25 2020
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Why couldn't the man stop buying birds?

They were going cheep

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πŸ‘€︎ u/maccer20
πŸ“…︎ Jan 08
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Birds

What sport do birds love?

Crow-quet

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Ironhawk4god
πŸ“…︎ Jan 03
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When migrating birds fly in the shape of a V, do you know why one side is always longer than the other?

That side has more birds.

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Have you heard about the disease you get from kissing birds ?

It's called Chirpies. It's a canarial disease. It's untweetable.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/VERBERD
πŸ“…︎ Dec 20 2020
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Why do birds fly south ?

Cause it’s too far to walk

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πŸ‘€︎ u/RedMusical
πŸ“…︎ Jan 01
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So if a bird lives by the sea it’s a seagull. If it lives by the bay it’s bagel.

So if it’s covered in slime, is it a googull?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/OtherUnameInShop
πŸ“…︎ Jan 10
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Storks bring babies, but do you know what type of birds prevent babies?

Swallows....

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Photographer_Rob
πŸ“…︎ Dec 17 2020
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Sitting around watching the birds crowd around the bird feeder,

My brother says, "Someone must have left a good Yelp review." I said, "Yeah, somebody tweeted about it."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Mama_Bear15
πŸ“…︎ Jan 03
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What do you call birds that stick together?

Velcrows!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/RudigherJones
πŸ“…︎ Nov 12 2020
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Why do Birds Fly South?

Cuz they can't walk

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πŸ‘€︎ u/HydropowerEnergy
πŸ“…︎ Nov 06 2020
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What do you get when you feed the birds?

Fat birds.

(Took this from Mary Poppins)

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πŸ‘€︎ u/HowMeowBlackCat
πŸ“…︎ Dec 22 2020
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What do you call a bird that has committed a crime?

An illegul.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/mRmyster76
πŸ“…︎ Dec 04 2020
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Why do birds fly south for the winter?

It's too far to walk.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/kaneywest
πŸ“…︎ Dec 18 2020
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I like bird jokes

They are very uplifting

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πŸ‘€︎ u/winged-sunrise
πŸ“…︎ Dec 08 2020
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Pet owner: "Vet , my birds are stuck together."

Vet: "I'm sorry, I don't understand. It's toucan fusing."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/VERBERD
πŸ“…︎ Nov 19 2020
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The bird war is over

They signed a peace tweety

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πŸ‘€︎ u/rebelalliance08
πŸ“…︎ Nov 18 2020
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What do you call a sick bird from Mars?

An ill Eagle alien

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πŸ‘€︎ u/kickypie
πŸ“…︎ Dec 16 2020
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Why are birds so successful?

They always suck-seed

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Strong91105
πŸ“…︎ Dec 24 2020
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What do you call a rude game bird?

A jerky Turkey!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Marine1992
πŸ“…︎ Nov 23 2020
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What do you call a bird that fights?

A taekwon-dodo.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/type3civilization
πŸ“…︎ Nov 01 2020
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Two birds run into a bank

Bird 1: what are we doing

Bird 2: we robin

Ik delivery couldve been better but leave me be best my hungover ass can do rn

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πŸ‘€︎ u/AnBuachaillEire
πŸ“…︎ Nov 18 2020
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Two birds sat on a perch...

The first bird said to the second bird "Do you smell fish?"

Edit: oh wow, platinum! TYVM!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/tiranamisu
πŸ“…︎ Nov 13 2020
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I think I bought defective bird seed.

No birds are growing.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Ciceronic
πŸ“…︎ Dec 07 2020
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Bird Puns?

Toucan play at that game.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/TheDukeOfSpiffing
πŸ“…︎ Dec 02 2020
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Never try to annoy me with bird puns..

Because toucan play at that game

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πŸ‘€︎ u/_Raehln_
πŸ“…︎ Aug 18 2017
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A friend of mine tried to annoy me with bird puns, but I soon realized that toucan play at that game.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/david7494
πŸ“…︎ Mar 02 2019
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Never try to annoy someone with bird puns.

Because toucan play at that game.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Radish00
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