My dad used to annoy me with bird puns.
But now I realize toucan play that game.
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I got into an argument with someone I thought was a "birds aren't real" supporter. I'm an idiot; they were just messing with me and they made some amazing bird puns along the way that deserve attention. The link to the post is in the comments so you can go give the user karma and see the context.
https://preview.redd.it/n7zvpwxkj6m51.png?width=1280&format=png&auto=webp&s=54f0549ebd3c055929698d6fef3bc05782bf5282
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︎ Sep 09 2020
Bird Puns
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︎ Feb 08 2020
My wife blocked me on Facebook because I post too many bird puns.
Well, toucan play that game.
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︎ Mar 25 2020
My friend wouldnβt stop telling me bird puns
Little did he know toucan play at that game
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︎ Jun 13 2019
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︎ Aug 13 2019
Wanna hear a bird pun? ..no?
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︎ Aug 25 2019
Bird puns in the comments
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︎ Sep 03 2019
[REQUEST] Star Wars Bird Puns
Working on a little something. Give me your best and I will include you in the credits.
So far I only have: Coo Skywalker
Edit: thanks for all the replies! I will post game here soon, and pm those whose puns I end up using.
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︎ Jun 24 2017
Bird puns galore
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︎ Feb 01 2019
Bird pun bad
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︎ Aug 13 2019
Who will join me in a bird pun exchange? TOUCAN Play at This Game
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︎ Feb 14 2018
My dad kept making bird puns today.
I told him toucan play at that game.
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︎ Aug 23 2016
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︎ Jul 13 2017
Whatβs the difference between bird flu and swine flu?
One requires tweetment and the other requires oinkment.
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︎ Oct 25 2020
Why couldn't the man stop buying birds?
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︎ Jan 08 2021
Birds
What sport do birds love?
Crow-quet
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︎ Jan 03 2021
When migrating birds fly in the shape of a V, do you know why one side is always longer than the other?
That side has more birds.
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︎ Jan 02 2021
Have you heard about the disease you get from kissing birds ?
It's called Chirpies. It's a canarial disease. It's untweetable.
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︎ Dec 20 2020
Why do birds fly south ?
Cause itβs too far to walk
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︎ Jan 01 2021
So if a bird lives by the sea itβs a seagull. If it lives by the bay itβs bagel.
So if itβs covered in slime, is it a googull?
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︎ Jan 10 2021
Storks bring babies, but do you know what type of birds prevent babies?
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︎ Dec 17 2020
Sitting around watching the birds crowd around the bird feeder,
My brother says, "Someone must have left a good Yelp review."
I said, "Yeah, somebody tweeted about it."
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︎ Jan 03 2021
What do you call birds that stick together?
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︎ Nov 12 2020
What do you get when you feed the birds?
Fat birds.
(Took this from Mary Poppins)
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︎ Dec 22 2020
What do you call a bird that has committed a crime?
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︎ Dec 04 2020
I like bird jokes
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︎ Dec 08 2020
Pet owner: "Vet , my birds are stuck together."
Vet: "I'm sorry, I don't understand. It's toucan fusing."
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︎ Nov 19 2020
The bird war is over
They signed a peace tweety
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︎ Nov 18 2020
What do you call a sick bird from Mars?
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︎ Dec 16 2020
Why are birds so successful?
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︎ Dec 24 2020
What do you call a rude game bird?
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︎ Nov 23 2020
What do you call a bird that fights?
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︎ Nov 01 2020
Two birds run into a bank
Bird 1: what are we doing
Bird 2: we robin
Ik delivery couldve been better but leave me be best my hungover ass can do rn
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︎ Nov 18 2020
Two birds sat on a perch...
The first bird said to the second bird "Do you smell fish?"
Edit: oh wow, platinum! TYVM!
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︎ Nov 13 2020
I think I bought defective bird seed.
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︎ Dec 07 2020
Bird Puns?
Toucan play at that game.
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︎ Dec 02 2020
A friend of mine tried to annoy me with bird puns
But toucan play that game
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︎ Jun 01 2020
Bird puns
A friend of mine tried to annoy me with bird puns, but I soon realized that toucan play at that game.
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︎ Dec 21 2019
Never Try to Annoy someone with bird puns.
Because Toucan play the game
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︎ Mar 23 2019
My Friend wouldnβt stop telling me bird puns
So I said Toucan play at that game
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︎ Sep 01 2019
Never try to annoy me with bird puns..
Because toucan play at that game
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︎ Aug 18 2017
A friend of mine tried to annoy me with bird puns, but I soon realized that toucan play at that game.
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︎ Mar 02 2019
Never try to annoy someone with bird puns.
Because toucan play at that game.
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︎ Apr 06 2018
My friend keeps sending me bird puns.
He doesn't realise toucan play that game
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︎ Jul 27 2019
You know why I like bird puns?
Because toucan play at that game.
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︎ Oct 30 2019
My friend thinks he can make better bird puns than me
Toucan play at this game!
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︎ May 04 2018
Why do Birds Fly South?
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︎ Nov 06 2020
Why do birds fly south for the winter?
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