A friend of mine tried to annoy me with bird puns

But toucan play that game

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Faiz_Clan
πŸ“…︎ Jun 01
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My wife blocked me on Facebook because I post too many bird puns.

Well, toucan play that game.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/SpiceCake68
πŸ“…︎ Mar 25
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Bird Puns
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πŸ‘€︎ u/JMal1719
πŸ“…︎ Feb 08
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Bird puns

A friend of mine tried to annoy me with bird puns, but I soon realized that toucan play at that game.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/hardatworktom
πŸ“…︎ Dec 21 2019
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My friend wouldn’t stop telling me bird puns

Little did he know toucan play at that game

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πŸ‘€︎ u/AwesomeGreninja9
πŸ“…︎ Jun 13 2019
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Bird Pun Worm Book Bird v.redd.it/8gz511ikn4g31
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πŸ‘€︎ u/BlueTides2
πŸ“…︎ Aug 13 2019
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Bird puns in the comments
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πŸ‘€︎ u/RedLeader11037
πŸ“…︎ Sep 03 2019
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Wanna hear a bird pun? ..no?

Well this is hawkward.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/conditackler
πŸ“…︎ Aug 25 2019
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My Friend wouldn’t stop telling me bird puns

So I said Toucan play at that game

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Gaizar1027
πŸ“…︎ Sep 01 2019
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Never Try to Annoy someone with bird puns.

Because Toucan play the game

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Mumbo_Wumbo_
πŸ“…︎ Mar 23 2019
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You know why I like bird puns?

Because toucan play at that game.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ElsaFrozen2013
πŸ“…︎ Oct 30 2019
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Bird pun bad
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πŸ“…︎ Aug 13 2019
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Bird puns galore
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πŸ‘€︎ u/BanAllPineapples
πŸ“…︎ Feb 01 2019
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[REQUEST] Star Wars Bird Puns

Working on a little something. Give me your best and I will include you in the credits.

So far I only have: Coo Skywalker

Edit: thanks for all the replies! I will post game here soon, and pm those whose puns I end up using.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/wickjest
πŸ“…︎ Jun 24 2017
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My friend keeps sending me bird puns.

He doesn't realise toucan play that game

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πŸ‘€︎ u/PdawgUltimate
πŸ“…︎ Jul 27 2019
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My friend thinks he can make better bird puns than me

Toucan play at this game!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/FistOnFire
πŸ“…︎ May 04 2018
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My dad kept making bird puns today.

I told him toucan play at that game.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/LonelyWhiteRabbit
πŸ“…︎ Aug 23 2016
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A friend of mine tried to annoy me with bird puns, but I soon realized that toucan play at that game. punsville.com/best/page/2…
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πŸ‘€︎ u/moses10960
πŸ“…︎ Jul 13 2017
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Who will join me in a bird pun exchange? TOUCAN Play at This Game
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πŸ‘€︎ u/WeissGuy44
πŸ“…︎ Feb 14 2018
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Christmas and bird pun?

Need a Christmas bird pun for our banner at work! Any ideas?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Sex-gremlin
πŸ“…︎ Nov 16 2017
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Bird joke my bro told me

My friend started making bird puns, well toucan play it that game

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Nefalez
πŸ“…︎ Aug 15 2019
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I was going to make a joke about this mahogany bird, but that would be so immature...wooden tit.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/CrazyPenguin44
πŸ“…︎ May 20
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Damn birds got us again
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πŸ‘€︎ u/knorke3
πŸ“…︎ Feb 28
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How much soda do you have to drink before it tastes like birds?

Toucans

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πŸ‘€︎ u/toawest1
πŸ“…︎ Jun 02
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Why are birds always partying?

Because every day is their birdday.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/teduh
πŸ“…︎ May 30
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Bird Jokes are very pun

Every where I go I see a group of ravens.

Call me crazy, but I think it’s a conspiracy.

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πŸ“…︎ May 04
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Why Do Birds Fly South?

Because it's too far to walk!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Poodyepi
πŸ“…︎ Jun 07
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What do you call bird money?

Chicken tender

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πŸ‘€︎ u/KnowledgeOfMuir
πŸ“…︎ Jun 14
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All birds are anarchists.

They always want to start a coo.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Hibus_2vy
πŸ“…︎ May 25
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Why aren’t birds allowed to play basketball?

They commit too many fowls

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πŸ‘€︎ u/wbarker318
πŸ“…︎ May 22
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What number can fly like a bird?

Two can!!!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/RSGaming0416
πŸ“…︎ Jun 09
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When you see birds flying in a β€œv” shape, you’ll see more birds on one side than the other. Want to know why?

It’s because there are more birds on that side.

... I’ll see myself out.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/toasterpoodle
πŸ“…︎ May 23
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β€ͺWhat did the farmer say to his fellow farmer when they bought another bird?‬

This swan’s on me‬

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πŸ‘€︎ u/dubaidadjokes
πŸ“…︎ May 23
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I bought some bird seed today

I wonder what kind of birds they will grow into.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/bryanBr
πŸ“…︎ May 06
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Where do birds go to get drunk?

The Crowbar.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/sharkdinner
πŸ“…︎ Jun 10
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Bird flew into the window today. No fowl play suspected as of now.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/SnarkiestofSharks
πŸ“…︎ May 13
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Is it a bird? Is it a place?
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Gamergod4now
πŸ“…︎ Mar 11
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I once hiked to a lake with the states of Michigan, Ohio, Pennsylvania, and New York on its western, southern, and eastern shores. Not a bird was singing and the lake was still...

It was Erie.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/thomasbrakeline
πŸ“…︎ Jun 04
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What do you call it when a pair of tropical birds do a French dance?

A two-toucan can-can!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/huuhhhh
πŸ“…︎ May 15
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Are Hummingbirds just regular birds...

that can't remember the lyrics?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Rav4xle
πŸ“…︎ May 16
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I bought a bag of bird seed and I'm SO disappointed...

Not a single bird grew after I planted it.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/andersonfmly
πŸ“…︎ May 05
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Saw a bird in the bushes. Nature is healing, we are the problem.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Kazmaaaaa
πŸ“…︎ Apr 23
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Can one bird screw in a lightbulb?

No, but toucan!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/vsoho
πŸ“…︎ May 15
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What kind of birds do you find in Chernobyl?

U-crane

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Poe3inmotion
πŸ“…︎ May 15
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Pigeons are the new leaders of the bird world

There was a military coo

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πŸ‘€︎ u/D3ltaforc3
πŸ“…︎ May 15
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I was reading a history book, and apparently in the middle east there were hundreds of years where nocturnal predator birds used to fly around and ejaculate all over the place. The Arabic people would keep each other up to date on the latest attacks; and so marked the beginning of...

The Owl Jizz Era News.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/nutsacktetherball
πŸ“…︎ Apr 22
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One of my favourite dad jokes from the early 00’s: In an attempt to stop the spread of bird flu

President Bush has bombed the Canary Islands. Turkey is next!

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πŸ“…︎ May 13
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Bird feeder is empty.

Anticipating nasty tweets.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Evilgenius1917
πŸ“…︎ May 06
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What did the bird say when it found a brand new brick wall?

"Simply impeccable."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/sup-mr-stark
πŸ“…︎ May 06
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Police are looking for a man who was seen selling Marijuana to birds.

Eyewitness reports say that he left no Tern Unstoned.

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πŸ“…︎ Apr 23
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What do you call a group of Nazi birds?

The Goose-Tapo

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πŸ‘€︎ u/russianranga123
πŸ“…︎ Mar 08
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My girlfriend gets triggered when I get up and chase the birds away from our backyard every morning.

She says it’s my crow aggression.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ May 03
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How do birds communicate?

They Tweet.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Wal_Target
πŸ“…︎ May 02
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How do birds say goodbye?

Owl seed you later

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πŸ‘€︎ u/DontOOFmeplz
πŸ“…︎ May 06
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How many birds can use their huge beak to peel fruit?

Toucan

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Octopus-Pawn
πŸ“…︎ Apr 03
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So I was on a flight the other day when they guy next to me asked me if I heard of β€œbird strikes.”

I honestly didn’t think they could hold signs.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/jlionbad
πŸ“…︎ Apr 21
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Me (feeling discomfort while at a North Atlantic bird-themed amusement park):

"Well, this is Auk-World...."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/pj566
πŸ“…︎ May 06
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Each year 100 million birds die in the US by crashing into Windows...

I guess you could call them Blue Screens of Death.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/EarthC-137
πŸ“…︎ Apr 13
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I opened up an exotic bird store next to my rival.

Cause toucan play that game.... I’ll show myself to the door πŸ€¦πŸ»β€β™‚οΈ

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Bradb717
πŸ“…︎ Mar 07
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We found two dead birds on our morning walk.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/ThrowAwayFor30yo
πŸ“…︎ Apr 22
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What glass do birds use

Beakers

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πŸ‘€︎ u/The_Punnier_Guy
πŸ“…︎ Mar 24
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Why do humming birds hum?

Because they don’t know the words.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/jam219
πŸ“…︎ Apr 17
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Do you know why one side is longer when birds are flying in a V formation?

Because there’s more birds on that side.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Philonic
πŸ“…︎ Feb 05
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Did you hear about the bird arrested for voyeurism?

He was a Peking Duck.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/PopsGalaxy
πŸ“…︎ Apr 13
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If a Bluebird has blue-babies, and a blackbird has black-babies, what kind of bird has no-babies?

A Swallow.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/KoronaSenpai
πŸ“…︎ Apr 06
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What do you get when you kiss a diseased bird?

Cherpies, but don't worry.

It's tweetable.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/krnnff
πŸ“…︎ Mar 18
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I broke up with my girlfriend because she is obsessed with North American aquatic birds that resemble large ducks when swimming...

She's too loony!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/thomasbrakeline
πŸ“…︎ Mar 17
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Birds descended from dinosaurs, and yet what is the most recognizable bird to a 5 year old? A dinosaur Chicken Nugget! There is a joke in there somewhere I need someone to tell it!

I know there is a joke in there somewhere, Now I just need someone to tell it to me

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πŸ‘€︎ u/moneywerm
πŸ“…︎ Apr 15
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Did you hear about the pirate whose bird collection was too big?

Everyone kept telling him he needed to "pare it down"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/timtucker_com
πŸ“…︎ Apr 17
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I guess spring is one the way... birds singing, animals emerging from winter dens, trees budding with potential...

What a re-leaf!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/thomasbrakeline
πŸ“…︎ Apr 12
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How do robins greet other birds in adjacent trees?

Howdy, neigh-bird!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/mtflyer05
πŸ“…︎ Apr 12
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I woke up this morning and saw a bird of prey in my backyard eating avocado toast and yelling β€œOk Boomer!”

It was a millennial falcon.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Jan 31
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Why does a bird never make phone calls?
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πŸ‘€︎ u/myvolunteerbag
πŸ“…︎ Feb 23
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My "friend" pranked me by putting a dead bird on the driver's side seat of my car...

It was a lark.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/thomasbrakeline
πŸ“…︎ Apr 04
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What song do the birds sing in France?

The crow song

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ohitszie
πŸ“…︎ Feb 23
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Where did the bird go when he felt sick?

To the ducktor!

But why did he feel sick?

Because he had a crippling quack addiction.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/okaynoodle
πŸ“…︎ Feb 17
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Genius bird indeed
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Bongnazi
πŸ“…︎ Aug 27 2019
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Communist bird
πŸ‘︎ 4k
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πŸ‘€︎ u/sunnyyixuanchen
πŸ“…︎ Sep 11 2019
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My wife gets really upset when I get up every morning and chase the birds from the bird feeder.

She calls it my crow aggression.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Mar 16
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The pink plastic birds, popular as lawn ornaments in Florida.....

are they called, "Placebo Flamingos"?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/SSEiGuy
πŸ“…︎ Mar 06
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What species of bird is this?
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πŸ‘€︎ u/hobbitous
πŸ“…︎ Jan 28
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Did you hear about all the sea birds going extinct?

It's an albatrossity

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Pranklama
πŸ“…︎ Feb 20
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What do you call a bird that flies over the bay?

What do you call a bird that flies over the bay?

A bagel.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/yeeter102030
πŸ“…︎ Feb 09
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How can you tell if a bird is male?

By looking at it’s pecker.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/paleo_primate
πŸ“…︎ Mar 17
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Did you hear about the black bird that steals cattle?

It's the rustle crow.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/bobskimo
πŸ“…︎ Mar 15
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What did the pilot say when a group of birds crashed on his plane?

What the flock.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/warmrhunder51
πŸ“…︎ Feb 23
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Invest in birds.

You'll make a killing in the stork market.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ExaltedBEECloud
πŸ“…︎ Mar 02
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A friend of mine tried to annoy me with bird puns, but I soon realized that toucan play at that game.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/david7494
πŸ“…︎ Mar 02 2019
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Never try to annoy me with bird puns..

Because toucan play at that game

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πŸ‘€︎ u/_Raehln_
πŸ“…︎ Aug 18 2017
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Never try to annoy someone with bird puns.

Because toucan play at that game.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Radish00
πŸ“…︎ Apr 06 2018
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How much soda do you have to drink before it tastes like birds?

Toucans

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πŸ‘€︎ u/toawest1
πŸ“…︎ Jun 02
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β€ͺWhat did the farmer say to his fellow farmer when they bought another bird?‬

β€ͺThis swan’s on me‬

πŸ‘︎ 3
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πŸ‘€︎ u/dubaidadjokes
πŸ“…︎ May 23
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