What do you get when you cross a bird of prey and a pig?

A Ham-Hawk..

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πŸ‘€︎ u/bad11ama
πŸ“…︎ Feb 10 2021
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What do you call two birds-of-prey smiling?

Peregrine falcons

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πŸ“…︎ Jan 26 2021
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Here we see two birds of prey in full action

Or nuns as they are more commonly clawed

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πŸ‘€︎ u/pizzatron574
πŸ“…︎ Jan 22 2021
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Had a Zoom call about whether or not to acquire a new bird of prey

It was an add hawk meeting.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/beyond_hate
πŸ“…︎ Sep 14 2020
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I woke up this morning and saw a bird of prey in my backyard eating avocado toast and yelling β€œOk Boomer!”

It was a millennial falcon.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Jan 31 2020
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I hear the United States is well stocked for a bird-of-prey flu epidemic...

There are plenty of ill eagle drugs for just such emergency.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/thomasbrakeline
πŸ“…︎ Jan 19 2020
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A have a pet bird of prey that can come up with marketing strategies without any preparation!

We call him "Ad Hawk"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/BunzarTheFuzzy
πŸ“…︎ Jun 03 2019
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Welcome to the world's only quiz show about birds of prey

Fingers on buzzards please

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Tempsilon
πŸ“…︎ Oct 02 2018
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My friend works in a bird rehabilitation place. She put a video of her with an actual bird of prey in the gift shop on Instagram and said "Shopping is for the birds". So I sent her a message saying "I bet it's favorite store is Birdbath and beyond".
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πŸ‘€︎ u/MarkJohn73
πŸ“…︎ Dec 10 2016
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When birds of prey fly...

A vulture boards an airplane, carrying two dead raccoons. The stewardess looks at him and says, "I'm sorry, sir, only one carrion allowed per passenger."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/pastorjeff2000
πŸ“…︎ Jun 17 2016
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What do you call a British reality TV show for birds of prey?

Britain's Got Talons

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πŸ‘€︎ u/drawxward
πŸ“…︎ Aug 11 2013
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Why are Eagles so religious?

because they’re birds of prey

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πŸ‘€︎ u/adc2502
πŸ“…︎ Jul 15 2019
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What kind of bird is always on its knees?

A bird of prey, I’ll see myself out guys

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πŸ‘€︎ u/nickphoto
πŸ“…︎ Mar 25 2018
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If we're sharing foreign dad jokes.

This all happened in french so you none french speaking folk might not find this very funny. I saw /u/OHDEERGOAT post his Swedish dad joke and it reminded me of this. On a road trip a while back, I spotted some sort of bird of prey (means rapasse in french, which also sounds like repasse which means to return) so I tell my GrandPa about it. He says, "you know kid, bird of prey, Γ§a passe et Γ§a rapasse."

He's dead now, but we will all remember him for his sense of humour.

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πŸ“…︎ Mar 21 2014
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I went to my backyard and saw a bird of prey eating avocado toast.

It was a millennial falcon.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Sep 25 2018
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I went to my backyard this morning, and I saw a bird of prey eating avocado toast.

It was a millennial falcon.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Jun 02 2019
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I went to the backyard this morning and saw a bird of prey drinking a pumpkin spice latte.

It was a millennial falcon.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Oct 25 2019
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I was in my backyard when I saw a bird of prey eating avocado toast.

It was a millennial falcon.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Jan 05 2019
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Which birds are the most religious?

Birds of prey

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Carrocko
πŸ“…︎ Aug 02 2019
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What do you call a bird that goes to church?

A bird of prey.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/StuPac85
πŸ“…︎ Aug 03 2018
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