Talon Puns

A list of puns related to "Talon"

Where do birds go to show off their skills?

Talon shows

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👤︎ u/Cornelius_M
📅︎ Aug 30 2020
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I Prefer Not To Trim My Toenails.

It's not because I think it's beneath me.

It's not because I wouldn't stoop that low.

It's because I consider it to be a waste of my talons.

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👤︎ u/jagdpanzer_magill
📅︎ Mar 05 2020
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Wife: It's amazing how those woodpeckers can just cling to the tree like that.

Me: Yeah they must be very talonted.

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👤︎ u/TLo137
📅︎ Jul 29 2019
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Ted the eagle was joking with his friend, Manny, who has an extra foot.

"You are a bird of Manny talons", said Ted. Manny responded, "I really think that you are two talon Ted".

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👤︎ u/MexElf
📅︎ Nov 27 2019
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My pet eagle is proficient in sports, music, academics and work

You could say that he's a Talon-ted bird

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👤︎ u/ryan_the_raging99
📅︎ Feb 02 2019
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My son built an eagle out of LEGO

My response: "Wow, buddy. You're very 'talon-ted'."

My wife's groan from the other room was the best part.

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👤︎ u/sample_material
📅︎ Feb 02 2015
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On the way to school this morning...

Kid 2: I'd like to go to the International Owl Center Me: WHO do you think owns that? Kid 1: sigh - dad, that's not funny Me: I thought I really had my claws into that one Kid 1: Dad, they've got talons, not claws, now you're just being cheesy Me: I'm gouda at that

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👤︎ u/PapaMammatus
📅︎ Nov 21 2014
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What do you call a British reality TV show for birds of prey?

Britain's Got Talons

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👤︎ u/drawxward
📅︎ Aug 11 2013
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