What did the cat say when it’s tail was stepped on?

Me-ow!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/HappyRamenMan
πŸ“…︎ Dec 24 2020
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Why does a duck have tail feathers?

To cover it's butt quack.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/SunnySideUp145
πŸ“…︎ Nov 25 2020
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I accidentally stepped on my cats tail. The cat jumped, and I ended up kicking the table pretty hard. β€œOuch!” I yelled

β€œYOU, ow?” The cat replied in disbelief. β€œME-ow”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/keller_rado
πŸ“…︎ Sep 27 2020
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Where do lizards go when their tails come off?

The retail store

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Twunts
πŸ“…︎ Oct 12 2020
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If Bobcats had full tails...

They would be called Robertcats.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Guycelium
πŸ“…︎ Oct 13 2020
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What's under a duck tail?

A butt quack.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/cumsock17
πŸ“…︎ Sep 01 2020
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Where do lizards go to fix their fallen tails?

The retail shop

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πŸ‘€︎ u/foxtailavenger
πŸ“…︎ Dec 27 2019
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What did the monkey say when his tail got ran over?

Won’t be long now

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πŸ“…︎ Aug 28 2020
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Tail lights
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πŸ‘€︎ u/silent_kill2748
πŸ“…︎ Oct 22 2019
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Why does a duck have tail feathers?

To cover it’s butt-quack.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/beardwithablog
πŸ“…︎ May 31 2020
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Where does a lizard go when it loses its tail ?

A re-tail store

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πŸ‘€︎ u/HellsJuggernaut
πŸ“…︎ Jun 19 2020
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Stopped by a roadside stand that said lobster tails $2. I paid my $2 and he said...

Once upon a time there was this lobster...

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πŸ‘€︎ u/__kitten
πŸ“…︎ Apr 22 2019
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A beavers tail makes them look odd.

But without it they would look otter.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/brendan_07
πŸ“…︎ Jun 01 2020
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Where does a dog go when he loses his tail?

A retail store

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πŸ‘€︎ u/dam_b_ver
πŸ“…︎ May 12 2020
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Where do animals go when their tails fall off?

The Retail store

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πŸ‘€︎ u/HANZ06
πŸ“…︎ May 16 2020
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How does a mermaid whashes it's tail?

It uses Tide.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/DrunkenRedittor
πŸ“…︎ May 19 2020
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Got a job selling new tails to animals that lose them.

I work in retail sales... 🀨

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Bradb717
πŸ“…︎ Mar 13 2020
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Why do ducks have tail feathers?

To cover up their butt quack

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Feddny
πŸ“…︎ May 10 2020
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A white-tail keeps showing up at our house doing tricks, trying to impress us to get food...

It's endeering.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/thomasbrakeline
πŸ“…︎ Apr 30 2020
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A blind man walks into a store with his seeing eye dog, bends down as if to pet it, then picks it up by the tail and begins spinning it over his head. It created quite the ruckus, so an employee ran over and asked the man if he needed help.

"No thanks, just looking around."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/notagoodspelller
πŸ“…︎ Apr 16 2020
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What do you call a whale with a twisted loop in its tail?

MΓΆebius Dick

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πŸ‘€︎ u/AlRedux
πŸ“…︎ May 04 2020
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What does the cobra say when you step on its tail?

"That was a big misssnake!"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Beans_Shadow
πŸ“…︎ May 02 2020
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Where do animals go when they lose their tail?

They go to the retail store.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/BladeSides
πŸ“…︎ Jan 30 2020
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What did the mermaid use to clean her tail?

Tide

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πŸ‘€︎ u/MitchellOfficial
πŸ“…︎ Jan 22 2020
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I was required to add flair to this, True story not a flairy tail
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Ethan-555-
πŸ“…︎ Jan 15 2020
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I flipped a coin 15 times and it always landed on tails.

I'm starting to think that it's more than just a coin-cidence.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/89odev
πŸ“…︎ Jan 02 2020
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How does a mermaid wash their tail?

They use tide

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πŸ‘€︎ u/deadlyporkchop7
πŸ“…︎ Feb 07 2020
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Tail light. No pun intended.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/sarcatickat
πŸ“…︎ Nov 24 2018
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Did you know a white-tail deer can jump higher than the average house?

This is due to its powerful hind legs and the fact the average house can't jump.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/JoeFas
πŸ“…︎ Nov 10 2019
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I had a terrible dream the other night that I was a tail pipe... I could barely sleep.

I woke up exhausted!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/noobmoney_rs
πŸ“…︎ Jan 01 2020
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A view of the mane cabin from the tail end.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Blackbeardmd
πŸ“…︎ Apr 24 2019
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Where do you take a dog when it’s tail falls off?

The retail store

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πŸ‘€︎ u/NoKroger
πŸ“…︎ Sep 25 2019
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Where should a monkey go when it loses it's tail?

A retailer.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/CCG_UNITED
πŸ“…︎ Jan 19 2020
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These horse tail lights
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πŸ“…︎ Oct 23 2019
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What did the Monkey say when his tail got run over by a train?

Won’t be long now

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A brunette asked her blonde friend why she seemed so sad, she said I'm really upset because my cat lost his tail.

The brunette said, well why dont you take it to Walmart, it's the largest retailer in the world.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/klmkab04
πŸ“…︎ Nov 01 2019
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What did Rudolph do when he lost his tail?

He went to the re-tail shop

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πŸ‘€︎ u/datboi514
πŸ“…︎ Dec 16 2019
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I saw a sign at a roadside stand that read, ''Lobster Tails Β£1.5" so I stopped the car, walked over and handed my money to the proprietor. He looked me in the eyes, took a deep breath and said...

"Once upon a time there was this lobster..."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/simplyGagi
πŸ“…︎ Sep 09 2019
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What do you call a dog with no tail?

A do.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/thomasbrakeline
πŸ“…︎ Nov 27 2019
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What did the monkey say when he put his tail on the railroad tracks?

It's won't be long now!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/kickypie
πŸ“…︎ Dec 05 2019
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Did you hear about the guy who got killed when his stuffed lion tail fell on him?

It was a catastrophe

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πŸ‘€︎ u/hughperman
πŸ“…︎ Nov 23 2019
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My cat, "description", lost her tail recently. I had to give the vet a detailed description.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Lucavon
πŸ“…︎ Jul 25 2019
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I stepped on my cat's tail

He was furryous

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Khevan_YT
πŸ“…︎ Mar 17 2019
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Fixing tail pipes is exhausting work
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Anthonybrose
πŸ“…︎ Jul 06 2019
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Where does a lizard go when it loses its tail?

The re-tail store

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πŸ“…︎ May 24 2020
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Where does a dog go when he loses his tail?

A retail store

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πŸ‘€︎ u/wasabimohmayahai
πŸ“…︎ Mar 05 2020
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Why does a duck have tail feathers?

To cover his quack.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Foammunition
πŸ“…︎ Dec 01 2019
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Stopped by a roadside stand that said lobster tails $2. I paid my $2 and he said...

Once upon a time there was this lobster...

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πŸ‘€︎ u/bot_10
πŸ“…︎ Nov 14 2019
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Why does a duck have tail feathers?

To cover his butt quack

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Otacon56
πŸ“…︎ Mar 11 2019
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