Why does a duck have tail feathers?

To cover it’s butt-quack.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/beardwithablog
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A beavers tail makes them look odd.

But without it they would look otter.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/brendan_07
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Where do animals go when their tails fall off?

The Retail store

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πŸ‘€︎ u/HANZ06
πŸ“…︎ May 16
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How does a mermaid whashes it's tail?

It uses Tide.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/DrunkenRedittor
πŸ“…︎ May 19
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Where does a dog go when he loses his tail?

A retail store

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πŸ‘€︎ u/dam_b_ver
πŸ“…︎ May 12
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Where does a lizard go when it loses its tail?

The re-tail store

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πŸ“…︎ May 24
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Where do lizards go to fix their fallen tails?

The retail shop

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πŸ‘€︎ u/foxtailavenger
πŸ“…︎ Dec 27 2019
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Why do ducks have tail feathers?

To cover up their butt quack

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Feddny
πŸ“…︎ May 10
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A white-tail keeps showing up at our house doing tricks, trying to impress us to get food...

It's endeering.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/thomasbrakeline
πŸ“…︎ Apr 30
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What do you call a whale with a twisted loop in its tail?

MΓΆebius Dick

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πŸ‘€︎ u/AlRedux
πŸ“…︎ May 04
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Tail lights
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πŸ‘€︎ u/silent_kill2748
πŸ“…︎ Oct 22 2019
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What does the cobra say when you step on its tail?

"That was a big misssnake!"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Beans_Shadow
πŸ“…︎ May 02
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A blind man walks into a store with his seeing eye dog, bends down as if to pet it, then picks it up by the tail and begins spinning it over his head. It created quite the ruckus, so an employee ran over and asked the man if he needed help.

"No thanks, just looking around."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/notagoodspelller
πŸ“…︎ Apr 16
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Got a job selling new tails to animals that lose them.

I work in retail sales... 🀨

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Bradb717
πŸ“…︎ Mar 13
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Where do animals go when they lose their tail?

They go to the retail store.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/BladeSides
πŸ“…︎ Jan 30
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What did the mermaid use to clean her tail?

Tide

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πŸ‘€︎ u/MitchellOfficial
πŸ“…︎ Jan 22
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I was required to add flair to this, True story not a flairy tail
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Ethan-555-
πŸ“…︎ Jan 15
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Stopped by a roadside stand that said lobster tails $2. I paid my $2 and he said...

Once upon a time there was this lobster...

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πŸ‘€︎ u/__kitten
πŸ“…︎ Apr 22 2019
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How does a mermaid wash their tail?

They use tide

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πŸ‘€︎ u/deadlyporkchop7
πŸ“…︎ Feb 07
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I flipped a coin 15 times and it always landed on tails.

I'm starting to think that it's more than just a coin-cidence.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/89odev
πŸ“…︎ Jan 02
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I had a terrible dream the other night that I was a tail pipe... I could barely sleep.

I woke up exhausted!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/noobmoney_rs
πŸ“…︎ Jan 01
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Where should a monkey go when it loses it's tail?

A retailer.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/CCG_UNITED
πŸ“…︎ Jan 19
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Did you know a white-tail deer can jump higher than the average house?

This is due to its powerful hind legs and the fact the average house can't jump.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/JoeFas
πŸ“…︎ Nov 10 2019
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Why does a duck have tail feathers?

To cover his quack.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Foammunition
πŸ“…︎ Dec 01 2019
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What did Rudolph do when he lost his tail?

He went to the re-tail shop

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πŸ‘€︎ u/datboi514
πŸ“…︎ Dec 16 2019
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These horse tail lights
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πŸ“…︎ Oct 23 2019
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Where do you take a dog when it’s tail falls off?

The retail store

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πŸ‘€︎ u/NoKroger
πŸ“…︎ Sep 25 2019
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What do you call a dog with no tail?

A do.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/thomasbrakeline
πŸ“…︎ Nov 27 2019
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A brunette asked her blonde friend why she seemed so sad, she said I'm really upset because my cat lost his tail.

The brunette said, well why dont you take it to Walmart, it's the largest retailer in the world.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/klmkab04
πŸ“…︎ Nov 01 2019
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Did you hear about the guy who got killed when his stuffed lion tail fell on him?

It was a catastrophe

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πŸ‘€︎ u/hughperman
πŸ“…︎ Nov 23 2019
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I saw a sign at a roadside stand that read, ''Lobster Tails Β£1.5" so I stopped the car, walked over and handed my money to the proprietor. He looked me in the eyes, took a deep breath and said...

"Once upon a time there was this lobster..."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/simplyGagi
πŸ“…︎ Sep 09 2019
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What has a head, a tail, but no body?

A coin

Source: my 7 year old sister

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πŸ‘€︎ u/TheRedMammon
πŸ“…︎ May 12 2019
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A view of the mane cabin from the tail end.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Blackbeardmd
πŸ“…︎ Apr 24 2019
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What did the crocodile say when his tail was stepped on?

Oww-ligator!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/HeinrichLandgraf
πŸ“…︎ Oct 14 2019
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Tail light. No pun intended.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/sarcatickat
πŸ“…︎ Nov 24 2018
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Why is a pigs tail like getting up at 3 o’clock in the morning? ...

β€˜Cos its twirly.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/cwwspurs
πŸ“…︎ Oct 08 2019
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My cat, "description", lost her tail recently. I had to give the vet a detailed description.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Lucavon
πŸ“…︎ Jul 25 2019
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Why does a duck have tail feathers?

Because it covers his butt quack

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Divine_Squire
πŸ“…︎ Jun 12 2019
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Why does a duck have tail feathers?

To cover his butt quack

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Otacon56
πŸ“…︎ Mar 11 2019
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Fixing tail pipes is exhausting work
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Anthonybrose
πŸ“…︎ Jul 06 2019
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Is tempting to think cat tails are an evolutionary mistake.

In fact they're catastrophies.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/parandexical
πŸ“…︎ Sep 04 2019
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Where did the cat go after it lost it’s tail?

The retail store

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πŸ‘€︎ u/connornel18
πŸ“…︎ Aug 07 2019
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A man walks into the Drs office with a duck on his head. The doctor says "What can I do for you today?" The duck says "Doc, can you get this guy off my tail?"
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Thalpal317
πŸ“…︎ Jul 20 2019
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I stepped on my cat's tail

He was furryous

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Khevan_YT
πŸ“…︎ Mar 17 2019
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Several of the guys at the local pub have pony tails which they wear in pretty little man buns. I wonder if they'd ever consider getting a haircut...

I guess they'd have to mullet over.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/thomasbrakeline
πŸ“…︎ Jul 20 2019
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Where do animals go when they lose their tails?

The retail store

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πŸ‘€︎ u/cellvive
πŸ“…︎ Jun 03 2019
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A blind guy goes into the closing store, grabs his dog by the tail and begins to spin. A worker shocked by the sight asked "sir may i help you please". The guy smiles and says.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/simplyosk
πŸ“…︎ Jun 01 2019
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My 3 year old was hauling his T-Rex by the tail

Since its a big, it was touching the ground my whole time. I turn to my wife and say "Did you know T-Rex are mythical beasts? See it's a draggin'"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Notary_Reddit
πŸ“…︎ Jun 29 2019
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Where do dogs go when they lose their tails?

The re-tail store

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πŸ‘€︎ u/SximplyAJ
πŸ“…︎ Jun 13 2019
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What did the the dog do when he lost his tail?

He went to the retail store

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πŸ‘€︎ u/joanna810
πŸ“…︎ Oct 31 2018
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My 3yr old son told me there was a real dinosaur in the house! So we spent the morning looking for it when we saw a tail around the corner, but it was just a fossil-arm.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/rasich
πŸ“…︎ Jan 22 2019
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Did you know that dogs keep track of how many times you've stepped on their tails?

It's your Yelp score

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πŸ‘€︎ u/all-the-puppies
πŸ“…︎ Dec 24 2018
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A tail of two kitties
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πŸ‘€︎ u/euanwmcgill
πŸ“…︎ Jan 28 2019
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What's red, has a tail, and hums?

An electric radish.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/doryenas
πŸ“…︎ May 23 2019
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Where does the dog go after losing their tail?

The retail store.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/The747IsDead
πŸ“…︎ Apr 07 2019
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My dog bit off my cat's tail off today. My dad said I should take the cat to Target

Since they are such a good retailer

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Challengedildo
πŸ“…︎ May 21 2019
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Did you know that a raven has 17 rigid tail feathers called pinions, while a crow only has 16? The difference between a raven and a crow is just a matter of a pinion.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/ROLLTHEWAVE
πŸ“…︎ Dec 07 2018
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Why do ducks have tail feathers?

To cover there butt Quacks!

Straight from my ten year old.... I’m so proud.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/RageMonster17
πŸ“…︎ Jan 21 2019
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What was that dinosaur with a wrecking ball hanging from its tail?

Mileysaurus?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Plaineman
πŸ“…︎ Mar 08 2019
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Saw this poor dog chasing his tail .. I asked him why?

He said with out a pause β€œ to make ends meet β€œ

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πŸ‘€︎ u/oryuan
πŸ“…︎ Feb 15 2019
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Horses that have tail lights
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Not-Trump007
πŸ“…︎ Nov 24 2018
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What do 2:30 am and a pig’s tail have in common?

It’s twirly!! πŸ€£πŸ˜‚πŸ€£ (Slapping my knee)

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ragamorph
πŸ“…︎ Nov 06 2018
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My wife is weeks pregnant. Lately the position of the baby has been hurting her tail bone. I had my face down by the belly, and my wife told me to talk to it. β€œQuit hurting your mother.” I said β€œ You’re grounded!”

β€œGo to your womb!”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/thor_loop
πŸ“…︎ Dec 15 2018
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My dog's tail fell off and I am not sure why..

Waiting on the vet to give me a de-tailed report.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/dadjokesig
πŸ“…︎ Sep 11 2018
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Did you know that if you poured salt on a cat's tail it will fall off?

It's true! And if you pour pepper on a cat's tail, the pepper will also fall off.

(I made that joke up when I was 10 and had to wait another 25 years to become a dad to tell it.)

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πŸ‘€︎ u/BrakemanBob
πŸ“…︎ Jun 23 2016
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What is grey, has a tail and a large trunk?

A mouse going on a holiday.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ihasanali
πŸ“…︎ Oct 05 2018
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The saying goes, "every dog has their day". But a dog with a broken tail...

... well, they have a weak end.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/td941
πŸ“…︎ Oct 12 2018
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Did you know that if you pour salt on an alligator's tail, it will fall off?

Yeah, pepper falls off too.

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πŸ“…︎ Oct 31 2017
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So the vet said my dog has a limp tail.

I guess you can say he has Erec-TAIL dysfunction.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/AggieDuck12
πŸ“…︎ Nov 25 2018
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Where can a monkey get a prosthetic tail?

From the pretense aisle

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πŸ‘€︎ u/The_Possum
πŸ“…︎ Feb 18 2017
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Where do you go if your dog loses it's tail?

Any re-tail store will do

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πŸ‘€︎ u/CalvinTuck
πŸ“…︎ Sep 12 2017
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Why is a pig's tail like getting up at 4 a.m.?

It's twirly.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/pyrrhios
πŸ“…︎ Mar 11 2018
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How is a pig's tail like 4:00 in the morning?

It's twirly!

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πŸ“…︎ Sep 20 2014
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Why is getting up @ 4am like a pig's tail?

Because it's twirly.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Cleatus029
πŸ“…︎ Nov 10 2017
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If a dogs tail falls off, where does it go to get a new one?

The Re-Tail Store

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πŸ‘€︎ u/PyroWolfi
πŸ“…︎ Jun 07 2018
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Where do dogs who lose their tail go?

To a retail store.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/raytrace75
πŸ“…︎ Sep 28 2017
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What did the squirrel say when his tail got caught in the door?

...It won’t be long now!

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πŸ“…︎ May 03 2018
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My dog's tail got cut off today,

So i took him to the retail store for a new one.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/OneCoolGuy234
πŸ“…︎ Dec 22 2016
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What did the whale say to the surfer when he accidentally hit him with his tail?

Sorry, it was a fluke 😐

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πŸ‘€︎ u/katieglove
πŸ“…︎ Oct 27 2017
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A young boy walks up to his father with a mouse and it's tail missing.

The boy is worried, thinking the mouses life is ruined since it no longer has its tail. The father says "Don't worry son, it can always go to the retail store"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/killer98
πŸ“…︎ Jun 05 2017
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Where should a dog go when it has lost its tail?

The retail store

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πŸ‘€︎ u/eternalrocket
πŸ“…︎ Dec 04 2017
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Where does a dog go when he loses his tail?

A retail store

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πŸ‘€︎ u/wasabimohmayahai
πŸ“…︎ Mar 05
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Stopped by a roadside stand that said lobster tails $2. I paid my $2 and he said...

Once upon a time there was this lobster...

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πŸ‘€︎ u/bot_10
πŸ“…︎ Nov 14 2019
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Why do ducks have tail feathers?

To cover their butt quack

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πŸ‘€︎ u/dpete88
πŸ“…︎ Jul 01 2019
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Where does a cat go when he has lost his tail?

A retail store.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Manny-Hatz
πŸ“…︎ Aug 05 2018
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Stopped at this roadside stand that said lobster tails Β£2 So i paid my Β£2 and he said...

"Once upon a time there was this lobster.."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/tiavyas
πŸ“…︎ Apr 24 2019
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What does a mermaid use to clean her tail?

Tide.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/MrOneHip
πŸ“…︎ Jun 18 2018
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Why does a duck have tail feathers?

To cover his butt-quack

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πŸ‘€︎ u/kkjensen
πŸ“…︎ Nov 22 2018
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Where does a dog go when it loses it's tail?

To a RETAIL store

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Rmartin217
πŸ“…︎ Nov 10 2018
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Where does a dog go when it loses its tail?

the retail store

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πŸ‘€︎ u/DreamsD351GN
πŸ“…︎ Sep 25 2017
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Where does a dog go if he loses his tail?

To the retail store

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ZeonPeonTree
πŸ“…︎ Mar 27 2017
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Where does a dog go when it loses its tail?

To a retail store!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/penguinland
πŸ“…︎ Aug 11 2017
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