Thai Food Puns

A list of puns related to "Thai Food"

My wife asked how I felt about getting Thai food for dinner

I said I was 50/50 on it

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👤︎ u/PKMKII
📅︎ Feb 11 2021
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While eating Thai food, my daughter asked “Where is Thailand?”

I said right between winner-land and loser-land

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👤︎ u/rhoadsscholar
📅︎ Dec 06 2020
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What do you call Thai food that is made with chicken?

Hentai

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👤︎ u/absolriven
📅︎ Dec 30 2019
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Fresh Thai food.
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👤︎ u/Spartan17492
📅︎ May 01 2018
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My wife asked if I prefer Thai food or Indian food...

I told her I'm naan-partisan.

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👤︎ u/donald386
📅︎ Aug 28 2018
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Ordered Thai food tonight.

My mom was on the phone with the Thai place and my dad threw a dad joke.

Mom: "...and an order of Chicken Satay."

Thai place: "Will that be all?"

Mom: "Yes."

Thai place: "Can I get a name for your order?"

Mom: "It'll be under Barry."

Dad: "But it'll get all mushy!"

We collectively sighed after that.

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👤︎ u/CapCharlisimo
📅︎ Sep 25 2015
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My dad's answer to eating a lot of Thai food lately

Me: Let's order Thai food

Dad: Aren't you sick of eating food all the THAIme?

My mum eventually came in and didn't get the joke at all.

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👤︎ u/Posigen
📅︎ Oct 04 2013
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"I tried Thai food once..."

"...I couldn't get the knots out though."

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👤︎ u/JohnFoxpoint
📅︎ Sep 02 2013
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I’m going to open a restaurant that doesn’t do anything to prevent spreading the pandemic

It’s called Thai Food Mary

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👤︎ u/TheWholeDamnInternet
📅︎ Nov 08 2020
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What's the best type of food to eat while wearing a suit?

Thai Food!

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👤︎ u/ImpactedBump
📅︎ Mar 27 2018
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My dad isn't a fan of Asian cuisine.

Me: "And then we all went out for Thai food..." Dad: "Oh. I don't like strings in my food." Me: pauses; thinks "What?" Dad: "TIED food!"

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👤︎ u/gabsmadblonde
📅︎ Sep 18 2013
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Hope it's not too hot.

So I am at lunch with a bunch of coworkers for a birthday lunch. We are eating Thai food and I ordered hot. One of the women at the table says "I hope it's not too hot" as my food comes out to which I responded "it can't be. It's not even steaming" many groans by the women at the table.

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👤︎ u/Woodman23
📅︎ Aug 14 2014
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