Thai Food Puns

I said I was 50/50 on it

I said right between winner-land and loser-land

I told her I'm naan-partisan.

My mom was on the phone with the Thai place and my dad threw a dad joke.

Mom: "...and an order of Chicken Satay."

Thai place: "Will that be all?"

Mom: "Yes."

Thai place: "Can I get a name for your order?"

Mom: "It'll be under Barry."

Dad: "But it'll get all mushy!"

We collectively sighed after that.

Me: Let's order Thai food

Dad: Aren't you sick of eating food all the THAIme?

My mum eventually came in and didn't get the joke at all.

edit: Formatting

"...I couldn't get the knots out though."

It’s called Thai Food Mary

Thai Food!

Me: "And then we all went out for Thai food..." Dad: "Oh. I don't like strings in my food." Me: pauses; thinks "What?" Dad: "TIED food!"

So I am at lunch with a bunch of coworkers for a birthday lunch. We are eating Thai food and I ordered hot. One of the women at the table says "I hope it's not too hot" as my food comes out to which I responded "it can't be. It's not even steaming" many groans by the women at the table.