A few minutes ago at dinner, I came to the conclusion that tofu is highly overrated.

It’s just a curd to me.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ May 23 2021
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What do you call a tray full of tofu veggie rolls?

Finger-fu

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Tofu

I will never make a pun about Tofu. I find that tasteless.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Koru-racing
πŸ“…︎ Jan 21 2020
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Why did the tofu cross the road?

To prove it was just as good as chicken!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/SY7777
πŸ“…︎ Jan 09 2020
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It was annoying when our local shop stopped stocking my favourite almond milk. It was even more frustrating when the tofu was removed as well.

If it carries on like this, I’m really going to start losing my Tempeh

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πŸ‘€︎ u/hairyfacedhooman
πŸ“…︎ Oct 27 2018
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What's the common between tofu and dildo ?

Both are meat substitutes

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πŸ‘€︎ u/music_snobbbb
πŸ“…︎ Sep 11 2018
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My dad is in an all vegan Foo Fighters cover band called the Tofu Fighters.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/RedYellon
πŸ“…︎ Sep 28 2016
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I'd rather have tofu

Than nofu

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πŸ‘€︎ u/stevejobs6969
πŸ“…︎ Jun 24 2014
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If the old adage "You are what you eat." was actually true, what food would rappers never eat?

An orange, because they don't rhyme.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/zeppo_007
πŸ“…︎ Dec 24 2020
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If two vegans get into a fight...

...is it still considered a beef?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Iskelmaikel
πŸ“…︎ Dec 17 2020
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What kind of self defence do vegans use?

Tofu

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If two vegans get in an argument

is it still considered beef?

Told by my 12 year old brother, he got poor reactions from my siblings but I assured him the joke was well done.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/artyboi37
πŸ“…︎ Aug 01 2018
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What’s a non-meat eaters preferred fighting style?

Tofu

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Gingersnap5322
πŸ“…︎ Aug 08 2020
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I ran into a girl at a vegetarian restaurant that said she new me

But I've never met herbivore

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Ramzee24
πŸ“…︎ Jan 16 2020
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Dad joked by my toddler....a proud day

Wife made asian food for dinner last night, Tofu/Rice/Veggies/Chicken Wontons.

Toddler is killing the wontons and we teach him how to say "wonton" so he can ask for more correctly.

As he's stuffing another piece into his mouth I ask him "hey bubba, do you like wontons?"

To which my son replies, "No..like twotons"

My son's first joke and it's a dad joke...i'm just so proud lol....

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πŸ‘€︎ u/jaheiner
πŸ“…︎ Oct 22 2019
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Why do vegetarians like parallel lines?

Because they don’t meat

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πŸ‘€︎ u/geomads
πŸ“…︎ Apr 24 2018
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If 2 vegans are fighting with each other, is it still called beef?
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πŸ‘€︎ u/laurenthedesigner
πŸ“…︎ Jan 01 2019
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Yeah I make vegetarian jokes...

...Just not about tofu, they're tasteless.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Mizz141
πŸ“…︎ Oct 13 2018
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My dad on vegetarians "There are a lot of "fu"s in China"

my sister- "why?"

My dad- "so they can all eat their "toes"! "

My sister- "what? "

My dad- "the fu's toes!"

Me- "toes of fu. Tofu."

My dad laughs at us for not getting it immediately.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/mr_butter_fingers
πŸ“…︎ Jul 07 2014
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A few minutes ago, I came to the conclusion that tofu is highly overrated.

It’s just a curd to me.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Jan 19 2021
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A few minutes ago, I came to the conclusion that tofu is overrated.

It’s just a curd to me.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Feb 23 2020
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I was having dinner a few minutes ago, and I came to the conclusion that tofu is really overrated.

It’s just a curd to me.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Oct 20 2020
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While having dinner, I just came to the conclusion that tofu is highly overrated.

It’s just a curd to me.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Aug 19 2020
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Tofu is over rated...

It's just a curd to me.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/kickypie
πŸ“…︎ Jun 21 2020
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Why did the tofu cross the road?

Because it wasn't chicken.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Cr33pingD3ath
πŸ“…︎ Feb 01 2019
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