I need help coming up with some cheese puns
I can’t do this on my provolone
Give me your cheesiest cheese puns!
For a Halloween party this year, I'm going as Cheesus Christ, the Gouda Shepherd.
That being said, I need to prepare an absolute onslaught of cheese related puns for maximum eye-rolls.
Give me your
worst best, Reddit!
There are good cheese puns and bad cheese puns.......
Between them, there’s a gruyerea.
(credit goes to M. McKean)
Queso I "found" a few cheese puns. Do these count?
I tried to think of the cheesiest way to make a goulda cheese pun, but it could always be cheddar 🧀
I asked my son to stop making cheese puns
They can Brie pretty annoying
I got told if I made anymore cheese puns at work I would be fired.
Are you people ready for the best cheese pun of your entire life?
I heard a cheese pun once so gouda...
...it completely Haloumi away!
Cheese puns (whilst waiting for a bill at a restaurant)
There's no whey they could have that much protein
You curdnt make a worse joke
I'm gonna loose my rind soon
Ewe, these puns are udderly ridiculous
You're milking it for all its worth
There's been a real montery lack of jokes recently
There's a real lactose of jokes recently
These jokes are starting to grate on me now
These jokes aren't gouda
Are you gonna put these on rennet?
I can't breelieve you're still making jokes
Dad, it's your turn, though you should have made a joke whey back
How much cheddar is the bill gonna be?
Hope these jokes made you truckle!
Cheese puns are my uncle's favorite.
One time, two ships carrying only cheese crashed in the middle of the ocean, and all that was left was da Brie.
My friend in Germany says that there has been panic buying of sausages and cheese . . .
It's the Wurst Käse scenario
Credit: Twitter, Bruce Lawson (@brucel)
Did you hear about the cheese factory explosion in France?
There was nothing left but de Brie
You win this round cheese
A friend in Germany tells me everyone’s panic buying sausages and cheese.
It’s the Wurst Käse scenario.
Who was the most notorious gangster in the cheese mafia?
What do you call "swiss cheese" w/o any holes?
Did you hear about the guy who forgot to put cheese on his burrito?
I really wanted to make a joke about cheese..
But I couldn’t find one that was Gouda-nuff.
Did you hear about the explosion at the French cheese factory?
My wife was grating some cheese then suddenly she pulled her hand away and said 'Ow, I think I cut my finger!'
I turned to her and said 'damn that is some sharp cheddar!'
What is the favourite music of cheese?
A man tried to start a fight by throwing dough, shredded cheese, and tomato sauce at me.
So I said, “You wanna pizza me?”
Ban pre-shredded cheese!
Make America Grate Again!
No more shredded cheese!
Make America grate again.
Did you hear about the cheese factory in France that exploded ?
There was nothing left but de brie
What do you call a broken tower of cheese?
I was sitting at home the other day when man broke in holding a block of cheese.
He stabbed me with it and all I could think was damn, that cheddar is sharp.
What do you call cheese that isn't yours ?
I was cutting cheese into very small pieces with a knife. The knife was great but a machine to help would’ve been grater.
If I ever made an epic company for milk and cheese, I'd call it legend-dairy.
People in Germany were hoarding sausage and cheese due to the pandemic,
It was the wurst käse scenario.
What type of deer eat melted cheese?
Why did cheese man choose to become a superhero?
Seeing a stack of cheese made by a friend of mine made me want to name it "the leaning tower of cheesa..."
But I thought he did a good enough job that I shouldn't joke around, and just said "Sharp work there."
I’d make an argument for Swiss cheese being the best in the whole world
I’d make an argument for Swiss cheese being the best in the whole world, but it would probably be full of holes
What’s the best cheese to paint with?
Want to hear a joke about cheese?
Nevermind, it's not even remotely Gouda.
How do you make a cheese roll
Germany is now requiring people to stock up cheese and sausages due to COVID-19.
This is called the Wurst-Käse Scenario.
My wife was yelling at me because I keep making jokes about cheese
I told her she was acting like a Munster
The cheese looked into the mirror and said...
I got sprayed with cheese powder.
My cheese is great at being lonely...
I was interrogated over the theft of cheese toasty
man,they really grilled me.
Did you guys hear about the tornado that hit a cheese shop recently?
How do you know if cheese is delicious?
Sweet dreams are made of cheese.
What did the priest say when he saw the image of Christ in a cheese?
My cat just ate a bunch of cheese. Now he's heading to the basement to look for mice
Why can’t Swiss cheese be part of a fat-free diet?
It’s made with hole milk.
Sometimes my favorite cheese is provolone.
And sometimes it’s prov with someone else.
What do you call panic-buying sausage and cheese in Germany?
In Germany this weekend they have been preparing for the crisis by stocking up on sausages and cheese.
It's the Wurst Käse scenario.
I made a cheese omelette this morning
I really like to put meatballs on bread, add cheese, and sauce.
Oh it’s so tasty.
Edit: whoops, I thought this was the meatball sub
From my 6yr old: Whats a guitar’s favorite cheese?
What did the cheese say to the other cheese?
^((for the non-dads: that's) ^("hallou mi"))
What is the world’s loneliest cheese?
Someone asked if I’d make cheese in my afterlife.
I said, “there’s no whey in hell.”
What cheese is best at social distancing?
(not really original...just adapted to current times)
What do you call a monk who steals a grilled cheese sandwich right off the griddle?
Out of the frying pan and into the friar.
What did the cheese say to itself in the mirror?
How do you know you’ve grated enough cheese?
When it turns red.
BONUS CONTENT: I painfully remembered this one while cooking dinner tonight.
The German government is advising residents to stock up on sausage and cheese due to the Covid pandemic.
They're calling it a wurst-käze scenario.
My wife spends all of our grocery money on cheese.
I think she needs to go to briehab
What do you call cheese which isn't yours?
Cheddar is the most dangerous cheese
Have you heard of the cheese factory that burned down?
What’s a cheeses favourite music genre?
Man: Can I have a number 4 with cheese?
Librarian: Sir, This is a library
Man: Oh, right. Sorry.
Man: (whispers)Can I please have a number 4 with cheese?
Did u hear about the explosion at the cheese factory?
What school do baby cheeses go to?
Courtesy of my daughter, who very proudly made it up.
Did you hear about the cheese factory that burnt down in France ?
Did I ever tell you about how I used to sell cheese over the phone?
Back when I was a Tillamooketer
Why was the lopsided clown looking for another cheese?
Once a man assaulted me with milk, butter, and cheese.
Did you know that fully grown deer don't like melted cheese?
I dropped some tortilla chips and some cheese the other day.
My wife asked if I needed help to clean it up. I said don't worry it's nacho problem.
many flavors of shredded cheeses
What does cheese say when you take it’s photo?
What cheese do you use to get a bear out of a cave?
An amateur messed up making cheese. He had no whey to fix it.
Did you hear about the cheese factory explosion?
It was Parmageddon,all the was left was debrie
A friend in Germany tells me everyone’s panic buying sausages and cheese..
It’s the Wurst Käse scenario
Did you hear about the cheese factory that exploded in France?
There was nothing left but de Brie.