I need help coming up with some cheese puns

I can’t do this on my provolone

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Re-Zolve
πŸ“…︎ May 26
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Hehe cheese pun :)
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Albme94
πŸ“…︎ May 05
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Give me your cheesiest cheese puns!

For a Halloween party this year, I'm going as Cheesus Christ, the Gouda Shepherd.

That being said, I need to prepare an absolute onslaught of cheese related puns for maximum eye-rolls.

Give me your worst best, Reddit!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Vvarx
πŸ“…︎ Oct 30 2019
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There are good cheese puns and bad cheese puns.......

Between them, there’s a gruyerea.

(credit goes to M. McKean)

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πŸ‘€︎ u/usetheforcechewey
πŸ“…︎ Nov 07 2019
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Queso I "found" a few cheese puns. Do these count?
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πŸ‘€︎ u/CriticalGeode
πŸ“…︎ Jun 13 2019
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I tried to think of the cheesiest way to make a goulda cheese pun, but it could always be cheddar πŸ§€
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πŸ‘€︎ u/lilthickee
πŸ“…︎ Mar 19 2019
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I asked my son to stop making cheese puns

They can Brie pretty annoying

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Justchillin19
πŸ“…︎ May 18 2019
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I got told if I made anymore cheese puns at work I would be fired.

I say Gouda riddance!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/nyquill81
πŸ“…︎ May 17 2017
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Are you people ready for the best cheese pun of your entire life?

Its going to be gouda

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πŸ‘€︎ u/offSpL
πŸ“…︎ Jan 23 2016
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I heard a cheese pun once so gouda...

...it completely Haloumi away!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Glutnix
πŸ“…︎ Nov 21 2014
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Cheese puns (whilst waiting for a bill at a restaurant)

There's no whey they could have that much protein

You curdnt make a worse joke

Gordon rennet

I'm gonna loose my rind soon

Ewe, these puns are udderly ridiculous

You're milking it for all its worth

There's been a real montery lack of jokes recently

There's a real lactose of jokes recently

These jokes are starting to grate on me now

These jokes aren't gouda

Are you gonna put these on rennet?

I can't breelieve you're still making jokes

Dad, it's your turn, though you should have made a joke whey back

edayumDayumDAAAYUM

How much cheddar is the bill gonna be?

Hope these jokes made you truckle!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Idiosyncratinom
πŸ“…︎ Nov 21 2015
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Cheese puns are my uncle's favorite.

One time, two ships carrying only cheese crashed in the middle of the ocean, and all that was left was da Brie.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/repetitionofalie
πŸ“…︎ Jul 30 2013
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Mac n Cheese
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πŸ‘€︎ u/JRStarLord
πŸ“…︎ May 29
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My friend in Germany says that there has been panic buying of sausages and cheese . . .

It's the Wurst KΓ€se scenario

Credit: Twitter, Bruce Lawson (@brucel)

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Althesia
πŸ“…︎ Mar 18
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Did you hear about the cheese factory explosion in France?

There was nothing left but de Brie

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Biruta_99
πŸ“…︎ May 31
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You win this round cheese
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πŸ‘€︎ u/anonistoner420
πŸ“…︎ Apr 29
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A friend in Germany tells me everyone’s panic buying sausages and cheese.

It’s the Wurst KΓ€se scenario.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Rav4xle
πŸ“…︎ May 17
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Who was the most notorious gangster in the cheese mafia?

Al Caprovolone

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πŸ‘€︎ u/prez9669
πŸ“…︎ Apr 27
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What do you call "swiss cheese" w/o any holes?

Unholy cheese.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ALizardKing
πŸ“…︎ Jun 05
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Did you hear about the guy who forgot to put cheese on his burrito?

How dairy

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Jessieface13
πŸ“…︎ May 29
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I really wanted to make a joke about cheese..

But I couldn’t find one that was Gouda-nuff.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/PrisonMike1111
πŸ“…︎ May 02
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Did you hear about the explosion at the French cheese factory?

De brie was everywhere!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/linksrd009
πŸ“…︎ Jun 02
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My wife was grating some cheese then suddenly she pulled her hand away and said 'Ow, I think I cut my finger!'

I turned to her and said 'damn that is some sharp cheddar!'

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πŸ‘€︎ u/TheDutchArmy
πŸ“…︎ May 20
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What is the favourite music of cheese?

R 'N' Brie.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/OliPark
πŸ“…︎ May 03
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A man tried to start a fight by throwing dough, shredded cheese, and tomato sauce at me.

So I said, β€œYou wanna pizza me?”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/FinalCaveat
πŸ“…︎ Jun 02
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Ban pre-shredded cheese!

Make America Grate Again!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/yipyopyupyap
πŸ“…︎ May 15
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No more shredded cheese!

Make America grate again.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/CrazyNooNooHead
πŸ“…︎ Jun 05
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No shredded cheese left

Grate

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πŸ‘€︎ u/athIete
πŸ“…︎ May 26
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Did you hear about the cheese factory in France that exploded ?

There was nothing left but de brie

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πŸ‘€︎ u/HellsJuggernaut
πŸ“…︎ Apr 30
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What do you call a broken tower of cheese?

De-brie

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πŸ‘€︎ u/FritzeeMGTR
πŸ“…︎ May 13
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I was sitting at home the other day when man broke in holding a block of cheese.

He stabbed me with it and all I could think was damn, that cheddar is sharp.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/doughboy9419
πŸ“…︎ May 05
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What do you call cheese that isn't yours ?

Nacho cheese

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πŸ‘€︎ u/HellsJuggernaut
πŸ“…︎ May 30
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I was cutting cheese into very small pieces with a knife. The knife was great but a machine to help would’ve been grater.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/unique1067
πŸ“…︎ May 05
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If I ever made an epic company for milk and cheese, I'd call it legend-dairy.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Influenz-B
πŸ“…︎ Mar 27
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People in Germany were hoarding sausage and cheese due to the pandemic,

It was the wurst kΓ€se scenario.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Partybomber3214
πŸ“…︎ Apr 03
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What type of deer eat melted cheese?

Fawn-do!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/CryptoReaper5
πŸ“…︎ May 06
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Why did cheese man choose to become a superhero?

For the grater good.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/DinoCuddlez
πŸ“…︎ Mar 25
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Seeing a stack of cheese made by a friend of mine made me want to name it "the leaning tower of cheesa..."

But I thought he did a good enough job that I shouldn't joke around, and just said "Sharp work there."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/psychotic_jimmy
πŸ“…︎ May 19
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I’d make an argument for Swiss cheese being the best in the whole world

I’d make an argument for Swiss cheese being the best in the whole world, but it would probably be full of holes

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πŸ‘€︎ u/decoolegastdotzip
πŸ“…︎ May 05
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What’s the best cheese to paint with?

Double Gloucester

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πŸ‘€︎ u/manctrev1974
πŸ“…︎ May 16
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Want to hear a joke about cheese?

Nevermind, it's not even remotely Gouda.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/RespectTheFancy
πŸ“…︎ Apr 22
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How do you make a cheese roll

Push it down a hill!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/tetris99issupreme
πŸ“…︎ Apr 24
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Germany is now requiring people to stock up cheese and sausages due to COVID-19.

This is called the Wurst-KΓ€se Scenario.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/SerbianTarHeel
πŸ“…︎ Apr 19
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My wife was yelling at me because I keep making jokes about cheese

I told her she was acting like a Munster

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πŸ‘€︎ u/daxtheyeen
πŸ“…︎ Apr 24
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The cheese looked into the mirror and said...

Halou,mi!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/mischeviousbeagle
πŸ“…︎ May 09
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I got sprayed with cheese powder.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Rayneeileen
πŸ“…︎ Apr 12
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My cheese is great at being lonely...

It's Provolone

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πŸ‘€︎ u/linkhandford
πŸ“…︎ May 05
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I was interrogated over the theft of cheese toasty

man,they really grilled me.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Jackieboi24
πŸ“…︎ Apr 20
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Did you guys hear about the tornado that hit a cheese shop recently?

Da brie was everywhere

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πŸ‘€︎ u/qwopcircles
πŸ“…︎ Apr 07
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How do you know if cheese is delicious?

When it taste GoudaπŸ§€πŸ§€πŸ§€πŸ§€

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πŸ‘€︎ u/RSGaming0416
πŸ“…︎ May 14
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Sweet dreams are made of cheese.

Who am I to diss a brie?

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πŸ“…︎ Nov 12 2019
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Cheese Kurds
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πŸ‘€︎ u/sendersideways
πŸ“…︎ Apr 13
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What did the priest say when he saw the image of Christ in a cheese?

Cheese is Christ!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/WD40911
πŸ“…︎ Apr 14
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My cat just ate a bunch of cheese. Now he's heading to the basement to look for mice

with baited breath.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/timthedriller
πŸ“…︎ Apr 26
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Why can’t Swiss cheese be part of a fat-free diet?

It’s made with hole milk.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/KoolaidPower
πŸ“…︎ Dec 21 2019
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Sometimes my favorite cheese is provolone.

And sometimes it’s prov with someone else.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/JasonInNJ
πŸ“…︎ Mar 13
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What do you call panic-buying sausage and cheese in Germany?

The Wurst Kase scenario

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Donosoley2
πŸ“…︎ Mar 26
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In Germany this weekend they have been preparing for the crisis by stocking up on sausages and cheese.

It's the Wurst KΓ€se scenario.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/im_made_of_jam
πŸ“…︎ Mar 25
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I made a cheese omelette this morning

It was Gouda.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/aph603
πŸ“…︎ Apr 29
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Mac and cheese
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Danky_Dearest
πŸ“…︎ Feb 18
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I really like to put meatballs on bread, add cheese, and sauce.

Oh it’s so tasty.

Edit: whoops, I thought this was the meatball sub

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πŸ“…︎ Apr 22
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From my 6yr old: Whats a guitar’s favorite cheese?

String cheese.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/EvanOrton22
πŸ“…︎ Mar 17
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What did the cheese say to the other cheese?

"Hello, me!"

^((for the non-dads: that's) ^("hallou mi"))

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πŸ‘€︎ u/td941
πŸ“…︎ Mar 15
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What is the world’s loneliest cheese?

provolone

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πŸ“…︎ Apr 11
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Someone asked if I’d make cheese in my afterlife.

I said, β€œthere’s no whey in hell.”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/pj566
πŸ“…︎ Apr 05
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What cheese is best at social distancing?

Provalone

(not really original...just adapted to current times)

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πŸ‘€︎ u/HumboltQuadrant
πŸ“…︎ Apr 13
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What do you call a monk who steals a grilled cheese sandwich right off the griddle?

Out of the frying pan and into the friar.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/allymeow
πŸ“…︎ Apr 08
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What did the cheese say to itself in the mirror?

Hallou-mi

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πŸ‘€︎ u/forgetthecrowd
πŸ“…︎ Apr 15
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How do you know you’ve grated enough cheese?

When it turns red.

BONUS CONTENT: I painfully remembered this one while cooking dinner tonight.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/MeButNotMeToo
πŸ“…︎ Apr 09
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The German government is advising residents to stock up on sausage and cheese due to the Covid pandemic.

They're calling it a wurst-kΓ€ze scenario.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/_jandax
πŸ“…︎ Mar 18
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My wife spends all of our grocery money on cheese.

I think she needs to go to briehab

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πŸ‘€︎ u/madeinbuffalo
πŸ“…︎ Feb 24
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What do you call cheese which isn't yours?

Na-cho cheese

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πŸ‘€︎ u/DeletedForSpamm
πŸ“…︎ Apr 03
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Cheddar is the most dangerous cheese

It's sharp

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πŸ‘€︎ u/radbme
πŸ“…︎ Mar 15
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Have you heard of the cheese factory that burned down?

Debris was everywhere.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ReddMcNaughton
πŸ“…︎ Jan 10
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What’s a cheeses favourite music genre?

Brie-D-M

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πŸ‘€︎ u/woooshifschmuck
πŸ“…︎ Apr 03
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Man: Can I have a number 4 with cheese?

Librarian: Sir, This is a library

Man: Oh, right. Sorry.

Man: (whispers)Can I please have a number 4 with cheese?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/dmanrules4ever
πŸ“…︎ Mar 01
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Did u hear about the explosion at the cheese factory?

There was so much deBrie

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πŸ‘€︎ u/GreenAppleTurtle
πŸ“…︎ Feb 17
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What school do baby cheeses go to?

Brie-school!

Courtesy of my daughter, who very proudly made it up.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/only_one_aye
πŸ“…︎ Mar 20
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Did you hear about the cheese factory that burnt down in France ?

De Brie was everywhere

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πŸ‘€︎ u/darkalan64
πŸ“…︎ Mar 22
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Did I ever tell you about how I used to sell cheese over the phone?

Back when I was a Tillamooketer

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Shaw-Deez
πŸ“…︎ Feb 11
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Why was the lopsided clown looking for another cheese?

He only had one stilton

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Flameboy42
πŸ“…︎ Mar 21
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Once a man assaulted me with milk, butter, and cheese.

How dairy.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/BigPoon23
πŸ“…︎ Jul 14 2019
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Did you know that fully grown deer don't like melted cheese?

But their fawn do

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πŸ‘€︎ u/TheCHZY
πŸ“…︎ Nov 25 2019
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I dropped some tortilla chips and some cheese the other day.

My wife asked if I needed help to clean it up. I said don't worry it's nacho problem.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Philopean12
πŸ“…︎ Feb 12
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many flavors of shredded cheeses
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πŸ‘€︎ u/smeef37
πŸ“…︎ Jan 30
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What does cheese say when you take it’s photo?

MEEEEEEEEE!

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πŸ“…︎ Mar 03
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What cheese do you use to get a bear out of a cave?

Camembert! Camembert!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/lez566
πŸ“…︎ Mar 05
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An amateur messed up making cheese. He had no whey to fix it.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/coffinedude
πŸ“…︎ Jan 09
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Did you hear about the cheese factory explosion?

It was Parmageddon,all the was left was debrie

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πŸ‘€︎ u/SuccYaNan69
πŸ“…︎ Jan 09
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A friend in Germany tells me everyone’s panic buying sausages and cheese..

It’s the Wurst KΓ€se scenario

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πŸ‘€︎ u/drewfussss
πŸ“…︎ Mar 18
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Did you hear about the cheese factory that exploded in France?

There was nothing left but de Brie.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/notdadbot
πŸ“…︎ Nov 12 2019
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