Cheese puns. I Camembert them.

Brie-leave me, they’re terrible.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/kevbev2020
πŸ“…︎ Jul 02 2020
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Cheese pun
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πŸ‘€︎ u/seanbyrn
πŸ“…︎ Jul 11 2020
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Give me your cheesiest cheese puns!

For a Halloween party this year, I'm going as Cheesus Christ, the Gouda Shepherd.

That being said, I need to prepare an absolute onslaught of cheese related puns for maximum eye-rolls.

Give me your worst best, Reddit!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Vvarx
πŸ“…︎ Oct 30 2019
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Hehe cheese pun :)
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Albme94
πŸ“…︎ May 05 2020
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There are good cheese puns and bad cheese puns.......

Between them, there’s a gruyerea.

(credit goes to M. McKean)

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πŸ‘€︎ u/usetheforcechewey
πŸ“…︎ Nov 07 2019
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Queso I "found" a few cheese puns. Do these count?
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πŸ‘€︎ u/CriticalGeode
πŸ“…︎ Jun 13 2019
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I tried to think of the cheesiest way to make a goulda cheese pun, but it could always be cheddar πŸ§€
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πŸ‘€︎ u/lilthickee
πŸ“…︎ Mar 19 2019
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I asked my son to stop making cheese puns

They can Brie pretty annoying

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Justchillin19
πŸ“…︎ May 18 2019
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I got told if I made anymore cheese puns at work I would be fired.

I say Gouda riddance!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/nyquill81
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Cheese puns (whilst waiting for a bill at a restaurant)

There's no whey they could have that much protein

You curdnt make a worse joke

Gordon rennet

I'm gonna loose my rind soon

Ewe, these puns are udderly ridiculous

You're milking it for all its worth

There's been a real montery lack of jokes recently

There's a real lactose of jokes recently

These jokes are starting to grate on me now

These jokes aren't gouda

Are you gonna put these on rennet?

I can't breelieve you're still making jokes

Dad, it's your turn, though you should have made a joke whey back

edayumDayumDAAAYUM

How much cheddar is the bill gonna be?

Hope these jokes made you truckle!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Idiosyncratinom
πŸ“…︎ Nov 21 2015
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Cheese puns are my uncle's favorite.

One time, two ships carrying only cheese crashed in the middle of the ocean, and all that was left was da Brie.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/repetitionofalie
πŸ“…︎ Jul 30 2013
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I heard a cheese pun once so gouda...

...it completely Haloumi away!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Glutnix
πŸ“…︎ Nov 21 2014
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A cheese factory had exploded in France

There was nothing left but de Brie.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Jgfum
πŸ“…︎ May 07 2021
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I went to a deli and said, I'd like to buy a bagel with cream cheese

The kid behind the counter said, sorry we only take cash or credit cards

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πŸ‘€︎ u/tomtomvissers
πŸ“…︎ Mar 11 2021
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I got fired today because a customer wanted to buy a bagel with cream cheese....

I told them we only accept cash.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/jeetsampat
πŸ“…︎ Apr 14 2021
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What is Medusa’s favorite cheese?

Gorgonzola.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/pippingigi
πŸ“…︎ May 22 2021
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What do you call a self-employed cheese tester?

A brielancer!

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What cheese is the greatest of all time?

GOAT

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πŸ‘€︎ u/punsrpunsrpuns
πŸ“…︎ May 26 2021
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I've had a hard time figuring out why I don't consider cottage cheese truly "cheese"...

But it's just a curd to me...

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πŸ‘€︎ u/madazzahatter
πŸ“…︎ Jun 03 2021
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In Quebec, there's a popular dish with french fries, cheese curds and brown gravy.

Seriously, I'm not poutine you on.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/billbixbyakahulk
πŸ“…︎ May 21 2021
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Will you β€œcheese” be mine? ❀️
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πŸ‘€︎ u/CharmingSorbet1
πŸ“…︎ Apr 29 2021
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Did you know the Italians used to make an all natural fibre from tomato, basil and cheese?

The used it to make short pants called caprese.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/TheTayloceraptor
πŸ“…︎ Jun 04 2021
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What do you call a cheese plate served at a dinner for lactose intolerant people?

All you can't eat.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Pppecka
πŸ“…︎ May 11 2021
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What's a depressed cheese?

Blue Cheese.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Esmeralda_i
πŸ“…︎ Apr 17 2021
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I used to have a job shredding cheese.

I wasn't too bad, but I could have been grater.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/harris322
πŸ“…︎ Apr 28 2021
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You know Swiss Cheese was developed by monks in the Swiss Alps

Doesn't that make it....

Holey cheese?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/LaniusCruiser
πŸ“…︎ Jun 02 2021
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Why does God only accept offerings of Swiss cheese?

Because it's holy.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Microsofte
πŸ“…︎ May 25 2021
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So Covid and homeschool overwhelmed, I need to schedule a reminder to drain their Mac & Cheese.

I had to create a Google Colander entry to remind me...

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πŸ‘€︎ u/thermbug
πŸ“…︎ May 21 2021
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Mac n' cheese
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πŸ“…︎ May 08 2021
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My friend just threw a lump of cheese at me.

It wasn’t very mature.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Eternal_Punshine
πŸ“…︎ May 04 2021
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Someone told me Trumps last order as president is to outlaw shredded cheese.

Hmm guess he wants to make America grate again πŸ€”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Bradb717
πŸ“…︎ Jan 18 2021
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I once gave my blind friend a cheese grater.

He said it was the most violent book he had ever read.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/dolgoth
πŸ“…︎ May 13 2021
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A block of cheese went to the gym and

got shredded

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Hanya_124
πŸ“…︎ Apr 09 2021
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Did you see in the news, that artist who varnished his girlfriend with cheese?

Double Gloucester

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Thing3218
πŸ“…︎ May 22 2021
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That's some interesting cheese
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πŸ“…︎ Apr 10 2021
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I've invented a car that uses cheese made from Spanish sheeps milk as fuel

And Manchego fast

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πŸ‘€︎ u/JCokeDaKilla
πŸ“…︎ May 26 2021
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Why couldn't the Devil find any cheese?

There's no whey in hell.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/w00tah
πŸ“…︎ Apr 08 2021
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How did the cheese paint his wife?

He double Gloucester

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What cheese likes to be by itself?

Prov-alone.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Sir_Pluses
πŸ“…︎ May 03 2021
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What did the cheese-maker say after he made a dog out of cheese?

What a Gouda boy!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/multiplefroggs
πŸ“…︎ Apr 21 2021
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What do you call cheese that isn’t yours?

Nacho Cheese.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/FadiCh2002
πŸ“…︎ May 16 2021
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I need help coming up with some cheese puns

I can’t do this on my provolone

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Re-Zolve
πŸ“…︎ May 26 2020
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Customer: Can I buy a bagel with cream cheese?

Worker: No, we only take cash.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/TheTarJar
πŸ“…︎ May 26 2021
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Did you hear about the cheese factory that exploded in France?

Da Brie is everywhere!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/DrSregor
πŸ“…︎ May 23 2021
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What is Medusa's favorite cheese?

Gorgonzola

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ooohdalollie
πŸ“…︎ Mar 31 2021
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On the news there was a report of a cheese factory exploding in France.

Da brie was everywhere!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/jj8o8
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