Brie-leave me, they’re terrible.
For a Halloween party this year, I'm going as Cheesus Christ, the Gouda Shepherd.
That being said, I need to prepare an absolute onslaught of cheese related puns for maximum eye-rolls.
Give me your
worst best, Reddit!
Between them, there’s a gruyerea.
(credit goes to M. McKean)
They can Brie pretty annoying
I say Gouda riddance!
There's no whey they could have that much protein
You curdnt make a worse joke
I'm gonna loose my rind soon
Ewe, these puns are udderly ridiculous
You're milking it for all its worth
There's been a real montery lack of jokes recently
There's a real lactose of jokes recently
These jokes are starting to grate on me now
These jokes aren't gouda
Are you gonna put these on rennet?
I can't breelieve you're still making jokes
Dad, it's your turn, though you should have made a joke whey back
How much cheddar is the bill gonna be?
Hope these jokes made you truckle!
One time, two ships carrying only cheese crashed in the middle of the ocean, and all that was left was da Brie.
...it completely Haloumi away!
There was nothing left but de Brie.
The kid behind the counter said, sorry we only take cash or credit cards
I told them we only accept cash.
But it's just a curd to me...
Seriously, I'm not poutine you on.
The used it to make short pants called caprese.
All you can't eat.
I wasn't too bad, but I could have been grater.
Doesn't that make it....
Because it's holy.
I had to create a Google Colander entry to remind me...
It wasn’t very mature.
Hmm guess he wants to make America grate again 🤔
He said it was the most violent book he had ever read.
And Manchego fast
There's no whey in hell.
He double Gloucester
What a Gouda boy!
I can’t do this on my provolone
Worker: No, we only take cash.
Da Brie is everywhere!