My wife spent years perfecting blue box macaroni and cheese.
It took a long time, but she finally honed her Kraft.
My child: Dad, can I have some macaroni and cheese?
Me: I guess, but I'll have to go all the way to Macaronia to get some.
My girlfriend and I were making macaroni and cheese today. Before showing her my method of re-packaging the Velveeta, I said to her...
Don’t worry, I’ve been around the block a few times in my day.
Macaroni and cheese box made a dad joke... it's actually pretty clever...
Here it is: http://imgur.com/i9QdQi6
After the stock market crash, the former millionaire was depressed
He was used to living the good life, and all the perks that go with it. His refined palette missed the fine dining, at five-star restaurants run by top chefs. Now reduced to eating macaroni and cheese with hotdogs, he looked down at his plate and contemplated suicide.
It was a wurst case scenario.
