Because it was extra sharp.
but I prefer my Cheddar free range.
Don't worry, it's only mild.
It was a queso mistaken identity.
To get shredded.
It was the grater of two evils.
Me: "Be careful, cheddar can be sharp."
Because its sharp.
I wasn't too bad, but I could have been grater.
I know he means well.
Apparently they want to make America grate again.
Who am I to diss a brie?
There was nothing left but de Brie.
A cheesy pick up line.
My girlfriend and I opened a new pack of pre-sliced cheese. As we’re munching, I hold my mouth in pain and say “Ow!” She asked what was wrong and I said, “Well no wonder my mouth hurts, the package says this is extra sharp cheddar.” She was not amused
I was told my jokes were cheesy, but I think they're pretty Gouda.
while holding a block of cheddar like a camera
Hey mom! Say cheese!
She then flashed her silly grin
[I am sitting in my living room watching tv while my dad is in the kitchen]
Dad: Ow, I cut my mouth Me: How? Dad: This cheddar is too sharp Me: ... *facepalm Dad: Get it, sharp cheddar?
Now I laugh whenever I see sharp cheddar in a store
We were at the grocery store in the cheese section. I grabbed a block of cheddar and handed it to him and said "here hold this, but be careful, its sharp"! He put his head down and said "I'm done".
My mom and I were in our living room watching TV. My dad was in the kitchen by himself. Suddenly we hear a yell from the kitchen and go running in to see my dad with a bloody paper towel around his finger...
Me: What happened!?
Dad: I cut my finger!
Mom: How!?
Dad: I wanted some cheese and crackers so I reached into the cheese drawer and I cut my hand.
Me: How did the cheese drawer cut your hand?
Dad: It didn't. I sliced it on the block of extra sharp cheddar!
Dad bursts out laughing
He then removed the paper towel to reveal his unharmed finger. He had dyed the paper towel with food coloring.
So you like cheesy puns, eh? Well you've Comte the right place. I can Feta bunch of Gouda puns into one Muenster-sized sentence. None of the other tools in the Cheddar quite as sharp as I am, at least when it comes to cheese puns. Whoever will lend an o-Paneer will be in Whey over their heads. So look out Baylough, I'm dropping a Bandal of comedy gold that will make your Bra and Pantysgawn.
When taking cheese out of the fridge:
Me: "Ouch!"
Brother: "What happened?"
Me: "Nothing, this cheddar is just really sharp."
After waiting for the groan, I threw in "that was pretty much the opposite of cutting the cheese."
My dad got sharp white cheddar cheese as a gift.
Dad - Hey Vinnythepooh come try these cheese and crackers.
Me - (stick cheese in my mouth and start chewing) Ouch, oh shoot that hurt.
Dad - What happened?!
Me - That cheese cut me it was so sharp!
Dad - You jackass thats my line!
Me - (proceed laughing hysterically)
I just recently became a dad so I've been practicing my dad jokes.
Last night was taco night with my parents. This starts with my dad grabbing shredded cheese for his taco.
Dad: Ow! Son, get the first aid kit! Me: Why? What happened? Dad: I cut myself... On this EXTRA SHARP cheddar! Me: Please stop. Dad: Do you not want to... Taco bout it?
I was making broccoli casserole with my friend. I happened to be using sharp cheddar cheese cubes for the recipe. I picked up one and ate it.
I winced in pain holding my mouth.
My friend looked up, concerned.
I shook my head and said "It's so sharp."
I had a bag of cheese in my backpack:
Security (training a new guy): Do you have anything sharp in your bag before he reaches in?
Me: nope, it's just some cheese in there.
Security: Don't believe her, she's a liar. This cheese is clearly labeled a SHARP cheddar.
Me: "we need finely shredded sharp cheddar cheese"
Dad: "well it's about time they shredded it!"
Me: -_-
I was at my grandpa's birthday party and my dad brought some sharp cheddar cheese. My grandpa without hesitation said, "This cheese is so sharp, you can use it to cut the rest of it!"
As I stare at the cheese aisle, I'm trying to decide what looks Gouda for my Munster appetite— each cheese goating me to choose it. The truth is, I don't know Jack about cheese selection. But then I realize I Havarti made my choice. I'll go with cheddar, because it has Provolone-standing favorite of mine. Now I better stop this Brie-fore it gets too cheesy.
True story—happened today. Hardy har harlsberg.
Me and my brother both come home to find my mothers been on a shopping trip, bags of food are everywhere in the hall and alone on the stairs is a large piece of cheddar cheese. I ask why the cheese is there and my brother responds..
"Its on the naughty step, it wasn't being mature"
Eating some cheddar on crackers over the weekend.
"This cheese is very good! I normally don't buy cheddar, especially the sharp kind." - Mother in law
"Me neither, it always cuts my hands." - Me
"Why would it cut your..." she starts then makes the connection. Got groans and eye rolls from both fiance and mother-in-law.
don't worry it's only mild
while holding a block of cheddar like a camera
Hey mom! Say cheese!
She then flashed her silly grin
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