A coffee mate
He's such a smoothie talker.
A chocolate eclairvoyant.
I asked "Why are you wearing a surgical mask?"
She said "I'm not, it's a coughy filter."
Hey /r/puns! My wife is entering a meatball cook off this weekend and needs a name for her entry. Neither of us have the same meat naming talents as Bob Belcher, but thought you guys might be able to help.
She is making a lamb meatball with a creamy orange Moroccan sauce served over a small bed of couscous.
He didn’t want to get in trouble s o he stopped his truck got out and started to pick up each broken piece of the wreckage and spread a creamy substance on it. Then he began fitting the pieces together. In less than 10 minutes, he had the entire tollbooth reconstructed and looking good as new. The toll manager came up to him, impressed and said, “Wow you fixed that fast! What was that stuff you used to stick all the pieces together?”
“Oh”, said the man, “just a bit of Tollgate booth paste“