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Fragrant Puns

A list of puns related to "Fragrant"

My friend bought a bunch of stumpy, fragrant mushrooms, claiming they were from Belgium. Are you kidding me? They’re clearly from Japan.

What a shit take.

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👤︎ u/elzuff
📅︎ Apr 02 2021
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Did you hear that a car full of garlic, ginger, and lemongrass ran a red light in the middle of the city, injuring tens of people?

It was a fragrant disregard for public safety.

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👤︎ u/dumbwaeguk
📅︎ Mar 20 2021
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Cops just arrested a protester throwing flowers...

they deemed it an act of Violets.

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👤︎ u/50ShadesOfPalmBay
📅︎ Jun 17 2020
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An NBA player was penalized for spraying cologne on a chicken.

It was a fragrant fowl.

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👤︎ u/FinalCaveat
📅︎ Sep 12 2020
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What do you call a stinky hobo?

A fragrant vagrant

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👤︎ u/lfantine
📅︎ Jun 17 2020
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Why did Chanel sue a company which came out with its own "No. 5" perfume?

They thought it was a fragrant violation of the law.

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👤︎ u/spooninacerealbowl
📅︎ Jul 10 2019
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I had to fire someone for wearing too much aftershave at work.

It was a fragrant breach of the regulations.

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👤︎ u/Matti_Matti_Matti
📅︎ Dec 28 2013
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What call did the ref make when the basketball player smelled?

A fragrant foul

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👤︎ u/HHStorm21
📅︎ Mar 12 2018
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Last night LeBron James purposely farted on a referee...

He was given a fragrant foul.

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👤︎ u/Hexyl68
📅︎ Feb 02 2017
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