My friend bought a bunch of stumpy, fragrant mushrooms, claiming they were from Belgium. Are you kidding me? Theyโ€™re clearly from Japan.

What a shit take.

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/elzuff
๐Ÿ“…︎ Apr 02 2021
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Did you hear that a car full of garlic, ginger, and lemongrass ran a red light in the middle of the city, injuring tens of people?

It was a fragrant disregard for public safety.

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/dumbwaeguk
๐Ÿ“…︎ Mar 20 2021
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Cops just arrested a protester throwing flowers...

they deemed it an act of Violets.

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/50ShadesOfPalmBay
๐Ÿ“…︎ Jun 17 2020
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An NBA player was penalized for spraying cologne on a chicken.

It was a fragrant fowl.

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/FinalCaveat
๐Ÿ“…︎ Sep 12 2020
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What do you call a stinky hobo?

A fragrant vagrant

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/lfantine
๐Ÿ“…︎ Jun 17 2020
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Why did Chanel sue a company which came out with its own "No. 5" perfume?

They thought it was a fragrant violation of the law.

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/spooninacerealbowl
๐Ÿ“…︎ Jul 10 2019
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I had to fire someone for wearing too much aftershave at work.

It was a fragrant breach of the regulations.

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/Matti_Matti_Matti
๐Ÿ“…︎ Dec 28 2013
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What call did the ref make when the basketball player smelled?

A fragrant foul

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/HHStorm21
๐Ÿ“…︎ Mar 12 2018
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Last night LeBron James purposely farted on a referee...

He was given a fragrant foul.

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/Hexyl68
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