9 Hilarious Fragrant Puns - Punstoppable 🛑

My friend bought a bunch of stumpy, fragrant mushrooms, claiming they were from Belgium. Are you kidding me? They’re clearly from Japan.

What a shit take.

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👤︎ u/elzuff

📅︎ Apr 02 2021

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Did you hear that a car full of garlic, ginger, and lemongrass ran a red light in the middle of the city, injuring tens of people?

It was a fragrant disregard for public safety.

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👤︎ u/dumbwaeguk

📅︎ Mar 20 2021

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Cops just arrested a protester throwing flowers...

they deemed it an act of Violets.

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👤︎ u/50ShadesOfPalmBay

📅︎ Jun 17 2020

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An NBA player was penalized for spraying cologne on a chicken.

It was a fragrant fowl.

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👤︎ u/FinalCaveat

📅︎ Sep 12 2020

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What do you call a stinky hobo?

A fragrant vagrant

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👤︎ u/lfantine

📅︎ Jun 17 2020

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Why did Chanel sue a company which came out with its own "No. 5" perfume?

They thought it was a fragrant violation of the law.

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👤︎ u/spooninacerealbowl

📅︎ Jul 10 2019

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I had to fire someone for wearing too much aftershave at work.

It was a fragrant breach of the regulations.

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👤︎ u/Matti_Matti_Matti

📅︎ Dec 28 2013

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What call did the ref make when the basketball player smelled?

A fragrant foul

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👤︎ u/HHStorm21

📅︎ Mar 12 2018

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Last night LeBron James purposely farted on a referee...

He was given a fragrant foul.

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👤︎ u/Hexyl68

📅︎ Feb 02 2017

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