He replied, "She'd be super helpful since she's a HOE."
#mypunssucc #punnyshit
Because it's Cactus not cacti
He said "Because, honey. Aloe view."
Aloe there
He said, "you know what you need to do?"
"Maybe use some vinegar spray?"
"Chase them off with dog-erpillars!"
It was succulent.
Late at night is a terrible time to show succulent steak and shrimp advertisements, especially when you are on a diet. As one came on the TV, I swiftly turned it off.
“What are you doing?!” My wife asked.
“We shouldn’t watch that. It’s prawn-ography.”
😏
So we were talking about plants and I randomly come up with:
If you stab a vampire with a cactus doesn't that make it a succulent steak?
She groans and can't help but giggle as she literally face palms, but complains none the less "I thought you loved me!". I laugh even harder. "You're proud of that aren't you, why you are so proud of that? When you shit in your hand and throw it at strangers that is nothing to be proud of".
Tell you fellers she's a keeper :D
