How do you color a cactus?

With a Sharpie.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/gngwarlord
πŸ“…︎ Jul 10
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What do you call a cactus that lives on Sesame Street?

Prickle me Elmo

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πŸ‘€︎ u/duckparrot
πŸ“…︎ Dec 30 2019
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I ran into my enemy named cactus the other day

What a prick

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πŸ‘€︎ u/lZombieChaserl
πŸ“…︎ Jan 09
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My family tree is a cactus,

it's full of pricks

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πŸ‘€︎ u/shirul
πŸ“…︎ Aug 12 2019
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Even in school, I never understood the cactus.

I mean, what's the point?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/bennekles23
πŸ“…︎ Nov 03 2019
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Why did the cactus cross the road?

Because it was stuck to the chicken.

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πŸ“…︎ Oct 05 2019
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Why did the cactus cross the road ?

It was stuck on the chickens butt.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/JustinN301
πŸ“…︎ Oct 31 2019
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I fell into a cactus.

I'm making sure to pay attention more sharply next time.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/SmyleKyleSmyle
πŸ“…︎ Oct 03 2019
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Your family tree must be a cactus ...

... because everyone on it is a prick

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πŸ‘€︎ u/saam_h
πŸ“…︎ Aug 28 2019
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Smart Cactus
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πŸ‘€︎ u/sabrinalynn1983
πŸ“…︎ Oct 11 2017
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What did the cactus order from Outback?

Desert

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πŸ‘€︎ u/MF62SW
πŸ“…︎ Sep 02 2019
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This cat trying to blend in as a cactus. In other words a catcus [OC]
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πŸ‘€︎ u/CluKInCok
πŸ“…︎ Mar 22 2019
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My wife’s name is Vera. Every morning I wake up and say β€œCactus..!!!!”

Well it’s quicker than saying β€œβ€˜Allo Vera...!”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/robbiebrown64
πŸ“…︎ Apr 23 2019
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I took an arts class specializing on cactus photography. It was a thorny subject.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/gargolito
πŸ“…︎ Jun 08 2018
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Cactus Farmers Shouldn't Be Parents

They're only good at raising pricks.

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Two balloons are floating through the air. One balloon says to the other, β€œwatch out for that cactus!”

The other balloon says, β€œwhat cactusssssssssssssssssssssssssssss”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/RoyTheShip
πŸ“…︎ Aug 28 2018
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What is the difference between a boy and a girl cactus?

A boy cactus has one spike more.

Edit: Fixed wording

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πŸ“…︎ Jul 24 2018
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This group of kids ambushed me and pushed me into a cactus.

Those little pricks.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/jhabibs
πŸ“…︎ Jun 05 2018
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What did the cactus wear to the job interview?

A cactie

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πŸ‘€︎ u/AntidoteYYMBR
πŸ“…︎ Apr 28 2018
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Did I tell you guys about the extremely rude cactus I met the other day?

He was a real prick.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/t3rrapins
πŸ“…︎ Nov 09 2017
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Where did the cactus go for an abortion?

Plant Parenthood.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/MarkShapiro
πŸ“…︎ May 05 2018
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My family tree is a cactus

Full of pricks

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Ozboz3000
πŸ“…︎ Sep 26 2018
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