Why is it a bad idea to iron a four leaf clover?
Because you shouldn't press your luck!
The trees around the house are starting to bud. I said to my wife, "Honey, do you know what happens when the trees leaf out?"
A look of hopeful curiosity washed over her as she fell into my trap. "No, what?"
"Very SHADY things."
It must've reminded her that she had something else to do that was very important.
Just gonna leaf this here
I ate all of my 4 leaf clovers.
Now all my lucks turned to shit.
What do you get when you mix a four-leaf clover with poison ivy?
Does anyone have a palm leaf I can borrow?
What do you get when you cross a rabbit with a leaf blower?
I painted a four leaf clover on my wife's foam stones ...
Because they are SHAM-rocks!
What did the dad leaf name his son?
Should I give it another stab or leaf it as is?
I saw a man going up a hill with a trolley full of horseshoes, four leaf clovers and rabbit's feet...
I thought, “Well he's pushing his luck!”
What do you call a chicken that has a lettuce leaf in its eye?
I would leaf a joke here but I have nothing intreesting to say
My wife saw an ant picking up a leaf 5 times its body weight, and told me, “Can you imagine being that strong?”
So I picked up the leaf and said, “Yes.”
If 10 Nissan leafs have a pile up on the motorway is that a autumnmoblie accident?
Just watched two Silkworms chase each other up a leaf..
I know it's bad but leaf me alone... you're the root of all my problems.
My wife asked me why I was ironing my 4 leaf clover
I told her I was pressing my luck
I stole this, just leaf me alone
I wood say this is funny Abut I’ll leaf it up to you guys to decide.
Son: "So, Dad, why did you name me leaf?"
Dad: "After you were born, while we were taking you home, a leaf landed on your head."
"Is that why my sister is named Rose?"
"Shut up brick"
Leaf no stone unturned until all heads roll.
Grocery store lettuce know we can leaf with safe food
Yesterday I decided to turn over a new Leaf.
I'm now banned from all Nissan dealerships.
I’ll just leaf this here, like katydid
I don’t understand people who preserve four leaf clovers...
They’re really pressing their luck.
Edit: Thank you very much for the unexpected medal!
I’m going to leaf this right here.
My brother gets in car accidents all the time, but today he turned over a new Leaf
I'm sorry, but I can't stick around. I must make like a tree, and leaf.
Did you here about the dead leaf?
How did the leaf sweeper break his leg?
I fernly beleaf my tree puns are qualitree, you can leaf me alone if you disagreen.
A glorious Maple Leafs flag I saw
A Nissan leaf was involved in a police chase that ended with the driver running out of charge
He was released without charge
Why is it a bad idea to iron your four-leaf clover?
Because you shouldn’t press your luck.
Never iron your four leaf clover.
You don't want to press your luck.
What do you get when you combine a 4 leaf clover, with poison ivy?
What do you get when you cross poison ivy and a four leaf clover?
Today I saw a man pushing a wheelbarrow full of four leaf clovers,rabbits feet and horseshoes.
He was really pushing his luck
You shouldn't iron your four leaf clover
Don't want to press your luck
Why shouldn’t you ever iron a four leaf clover?
You don’t want to press your luck.