Should I give it another stab or leaf it as is?
Just watched two Silkworms chase each other up a leaf..
I would leaf a joke here but I have nothing intreesting to say
My wife asked me why I was ironing my 4 leaf clover
I told her I was pressing my luck
I know it's bad but leaf me alone... you're the root of all my problems.
Son: "So, Dad, why did you name me leaf?"
Dad: "After you were born, while we were taking you home, a leaf landed on your head."
"Is that why my sister is named Rose?"
"Shut up brick"
Grocery store lettuce know we can leaf with safe food
My wife saw an ant picking up a leaf 5 times its body weight, and told me, “Can you imagine being that strong?”
So I picked up the leaf and said, “Yes.”
Yesterday I decided to turn over a new Leaf.
I'm now banned from all Nissan dealerships.
I don’t understand people who preserve four leaf clovers...
They’re really pressing their luck.
Edit: Thank you very much for the unexpected medal!
Leaf no stone unturned until all heads roll.
I wood say this is funny Abut I’ll leaf it up to you guys to decide.
I’m going to leaf this right here.
My brother gets in car accidents all the time, but today he turned over a new Leaf
I stole this, just leaf me alone
Did you here about the dead leaf?
How did the leaf sweeper break his leg?
I’ll just leaf this here, like katydid
A glorious Maple Leafs flag I saw
You shouldn't iron your four leaf clover
Don't want to press your luck
I fernly beleaf my tree puns are qualitree, you can leaf me alone if you disagreen.
I'm sorry, but I can't stick around. I must make like a tree, and leaf.
Why shouldn’t you ever iron a four leaf clover?
You don’t want to press your luck.
A Nissan leaf was involved in a police chase that ended with the driver running out of charge
He was released without charge
Why should you never iron a four leaf clover?
You don't want to press your luck
A dad picks up a leaf and fiddles with it until his daughter finally asked "what are you doing?"
Dad: "Turning over a new leaf."
Never iron a 4-leaf clover
I had to sell my soul, but I’m finally turning over a new leaf.
I liked the kia, but I’m looking forward to not having to buy gas anymore.
What do the Toronto Maple Leafs & the Toronto Blue Jays have in common ?
Neither team plays professional level Hockey.
Eve wore a fig leaf
If Eve wore a fig leaf in the Garden of Eden...what did Adam wear??
A hole in the fig leaf.
Never iron a four leaf clover...
You don’t want to press your luck.
What should you say to a dog who pees on a four leaf clover?
Do you have any loose leaf Dad?
Sorry son, I keep all my leaves tightly bound.
If I ever owned a Nissan Leaf
My license plate would have to be :MEALONE
What did the leaf say after having grown back from being torn in half?
If you rake a leaf pattern, you leave a rake pattern.
I bought a leaf broom for my bakery...
... now I'm raking in the dough.
Nobody will leaf him alone
I think ill leaf this here
What to hear a joke about leafs?
Two ants, Jack and Rose, are sitting on a leaf on water. Suddenly, a small tide comes and upturns the leaf. Only the girl ant sinks…
…because the other is a buoy ant
What do you call a penguin with a bow tie and a golden oak leaf?
This guy will probably peel out when he leafs today
Make sure that you never iron a four-leaf clover ...
because you don't want to press your luck
I offered my wife some salad yesterday. She said "No thanks, I can take it or leaf it."
Me: "There's a leaf in our dog's water..."
My step dad: "She's trying to tell our cat to leaf it alone."
Why don't you iron a four leaf clover?
Because you don't want to press your luck!