A _Leaf Blower_
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Az_Aujla
πŸ“…︎ Sep 28 2020
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Should I give it another stab or leaf it as is?
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πŸ‘€︎ u/fliskiedatboi28
πŸ“…︎ Jul 08 2020
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I saw a man going up a hill with a trolley full of horseshoes, four leaf clovers and rabbit's feet...

I thought, β€œWell he's pushing his luck!”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/the_houser
πŸ“…︎ Nov 09 2020
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Today I saw a man pushing a wheelbarrow full of four leaf clovers,rabbits feet and horseshoes.

He was really pushing his luck

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πŸ‘€︎ u/justbeatitTTD
πŸ“…︎ Nov 12 2020
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What do you call a chicken that has a lettuce leaf in its eye?

Chicken sees a salad

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πŸ‘€︎ u/BlankPhotos
πŸ“…︎ Nov 05 2020
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Leaf her.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/how2crtaccount
πŸ“…︎ Aug 14 2020
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Autumn leafs

If 10 Nissan leafs have a pile up on the motorway is that a autumnmoblie accident?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Fred_Stone6
πŸ“…︎ Sep 07 2020
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I would leaf a joke here but I have nothing intreesting to say
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πŸ‘€︎ u/NeoMarethyu
πŸ“…︎ Apr 30 2020
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Just watched two Silkworms chase each other up a leaf..

..It ended in a Tie

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πŸ‘€︎ u/HugoZHackenbush2
πŸ“…︎ Jul 24 2020
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Leaf it out
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πŸ‘€︎ u/ll4m4bell
πŸ“…︎ Mar 02 2020
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My wife asked me why I was ironing my 4 leaf clover

I told her I was pressing my luck

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πŸ‘€︎ u/hotsprings1234
πŸ“…︎ May 23 2020
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I know it's bad but leaf me alone... you're the root of all my problems.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/gaeboomering
πŸ“…︎ Feb 07 2020
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My wife saw an ant picking up a leaf 5 times its body weight, and told me, β€œCan you imagine being that strong?”

So I picked up the leaf and said, β€œYes.”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Dec 02 2018
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Son: "So, Dad, why did you name me leaf?"

Dad: "After you were born, while we were taking you home, a leaf landed on your head."

"Is that why my sister is named Rose?"

"Yep."

"Blarghgghrblaeeeurp"

"Shut up brick"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Multiple_Melons
πŸ“…︎ Jan 08 2020
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Grocery store lettuce know we can leaf with safe food
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πŸ‘€︎ u/ucchan801
πŸ“…︎ Dec 08 2019
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Yesterday I decided to turn over a new Leaf.

I'm now banned from all Nissan dealerships.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/SayLittleDoMuch
πŸ“…︎ Oct 10 2019
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I stole this, just leaf me alone
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πŸ‘€︎ u/IUserThisName
πŸ“…︎ Mar 08 2018
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I wood say this is funny Abut I’ll leaf it up to you guys to decide.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/dogsaretheanswer
πŸ“…︎ Sep 07 2018
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Leaf no stone unturned until all heads roll.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/134282
πŸ“…︎ Nov 23 2018
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Take it or leaf it
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πŸ‘€︎ u/moses10960
πŸ“…︎ Apr 20 2018
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I don’t understand people who preserve four leaf clovers...

They’re really pressing their luck.

Edit: Thank you very much for the unexpected medal!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/FinalCaveat
πŸ“…︎ Sep 01 2019
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I’ll just leaf this here, like katydid
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πŸ‘€︎ u/lapret
πŸ“…︎ Feb 09 2019
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I’m going to leaf this right here.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/bleimanb
πŸ“…︎ Jun 16 2019
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My brother gets in car accidents all the time, but today he turned over a new Leaf
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πŸ‘€︎ u/thrawnis
πŸ“…︎ Jul 25 2019
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Did you here about the dead leaf?

He lasted tree weeks.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/AmigoSans
πŸ“…︎ Oct 09 2019
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How did the leaf sweeper break his leg?

He fell out of a tree.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/eastjess
πŸ“…︎ Oct 17 2019
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Take it or leaf it
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πŸ‘€︎ u/The_Angry_Fish
πŸ“…︎ May 17 2019
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You shouldn't iron your four leaf clover

Don't want to press your luck

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πŸ“…︎ Jan 22 2018
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I'm sorry, but I can't stick around. I must make like a tree, and leaf.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/FBAHobo
πŸ“…︎ Mar 28 2018
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A glorious Maple Leafs flag I saw
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Kamiuq
πŸ“…︎ May 14 2019
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I fernly beleaf my tree puns are qualitree, you can leaf me alone if you disagreen.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/DragonPhyres
πŸ“…︎ Nov 14 2018
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Why shouldn’t you ever iron a four leaf clover?

You don’t want to press your luck.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/slowtasker222
πŸ“…︎ Mar 06 2019
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A Nissan leaf was involved in a police chase that ended with the driver running out of charge

He was released without charge

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Iwantmyteslanow
πŸ“…︎ May 05 2019
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Why should you never iron a four leaf clover?

You don't want to press your luck

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πŸ‘€︎ u/dohara98
πŸ“…︎ Mar 17 2019
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A dad picks up a leaf and fiddles with it until his daughter finally asked "what are you doing?"

Dad: "Turning over a new leaf."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/afarris5
πŸ“…︎ Apr 12 2019
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I leaf this here
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πŸ‘€︎ u/smoochie100
πŸ“…︎ Apr 25 2016
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I had to sell my soul, but I’m finally turning over a new leaf.

I liked the kia, but I’m looking forward to not having to buy gas anymore.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/happyamosfun
πŸ“…︎ Oct 30 2018
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Never iron a 4-leaf clover

It’ll press your luck

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πŸ‘€︎ u/captainkrinking
πŸ“…︎ Mar 17 2019
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Never iron a four leaf clover...

You don’t want to press your luck.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/TortoiseMan510
πŸ“…︎ Mar 17 2018
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I canopy leaf this
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πŸ‘€︎ u/skifrombreese
πŸ“…︎ Jun 12 2018
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What do the Toronto Maple Leafs & the Toronto Blue Jays have in common ?

Neither team plays professional level Hockey.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/manicmoose13
πŸ“…︎ Feb 10 2019
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Eve wore a fig leaf

If Eve wore a fig leaf in the Garden of Eden...what did Adam wear?? A hole in the fig leaf.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Garyfromtucson
πŸ“…︎ Jan 25 2019
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What should you say to a dog who pees on a four leaf clover?

Urine luck!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/PartTimeM0del
πŸ“…︎ Dec 18 2018
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If I ever owned a Nissan Leaf

My license plate would have to be :MEALONE

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πŸ‘€︎ u/freshgeardude
πŸ“…︎ Aug 13 2015
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Do you have any loose leaf Dad?

Sorry son, I keep all my leaves tightly bound.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/lackofsunshine
πŸ“…︎ Nov 10 2018
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Nobody will leaf him alone
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πŸ‘€︎ u/bmaxey813
πŸ“…︎ Mar 02 2014
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