Why is it a bad idea to iron a four leaf clover?

Because you shouldn't press your luck!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/GoodChadAndUgly
πŸ“…︎ Mar 17 2021
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The trees around the house are starting to bud. I said to my wife, "Honey, do you know what happens when the trees leaf out?"

A look of hopeful curiosity washed over her as she fell into my trap. "No, what?"

"Very SHADY things."

It must've reminded her that she had something else to do that was very important.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/RuberDuky009
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This leaf t me laughing
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Just gonna leaf this here
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πŸ‘€︎ u/YourLocalRuncle
πŸ“…︎ Jan 11 2021
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I ate all of my 4 leaf clovers.

Now all my lucks turned to shit.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/waldo06
πŸ“…︎ Apr 14 2021
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What do you get when you mix a four-leaf clover with poison ivy?

A rash of good luck.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/jigsatics
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Does anyone have a palm leaf I can borrow?

I’m asking for a frond.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/GrandmaPoses
πŸ“…︎ Apr 12 2021
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What do you get when you cross a rabbit with a leaf blower?

A hare dryer

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Spicoli0525
πŸ“…︎ Apr 12 2021
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I painted a four leaf clover on my wife's foam stones ...

Because they are SHAM-rocks!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/scottclarkk7
πŸ“…︎ Mar 26 2021
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A _Leaf Blower_
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Az_Aujla
πŸ“…︎ Sep 28 2020
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What did the dad leaf name his son?

Rustle.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Mama_Bear15
πŸ“…︎ Feb 13 2021
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Should I give it another stab or leaf it as is?
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πŸ‘€︎ u/fliskiedatboi28
πŸ“…︎ Jul 08 2020
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I saw a man going up a hill with a trolley full of horseshoes, four leaf clovers and rabbit's feet...

I thought, β€œWell he's pushing his luck!”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/the_houser
πŸ“…︎ Nov 09 2020
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What do you call a chicken that has a lettuce leaf in its eye?

Chicken sees a salad

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πŸ‘€︎ u/BlankPhotos
πŸ“…︎ Nov 05 2020
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Leaf her.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/how2crtaccount
πŸ“…︎ Aug 14 2020
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I would leaf a joke here but I have nothing intreesting to say
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πŸ‘€︎ u/NeoMarethyu
πŸ“…︎ Apr 30 2020
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Leaf it out
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πŸ‘€︎ u/ll4m4bell
πŸ“…︎ Mar 02 2020
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Autumn leafs

If 10 Nissan leafs have a pile up on the motorway is that a autumnmoblie accident?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Fred_Stone6
πŸ“…︎ Sep 07 2020
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My wife saw an ant picking up a leaf 5 times its body weight, and told me, β€œCan you imagine being that strong?”

So I picked up the leaf and said, β€œYes.”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Dec 02 2018
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Just watched two Silkworms chase each other up a leaf..

..It ended in a Tie

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πŸ‘€︎ u/HugoZHackenbush2
πŸ“…︎ Jul 24 2020
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I know it's bad but leaf me alone... you're the root of all my problems.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/gaeboomering
πŸ“…︎ Feb 07 2020
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My wife asked me why I was ironing my 4 leaf clover

I told her I was pressing my luck

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πŸ‘€︎ u/hotsprings1234
πŸ“…︎ May 23 2020
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I stole this, just leaf me alone
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πŸ‘€︎ u/IUserThisName
πŸ“…︎ Mar 08 2018
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Son: "So, Dad, why did you name me leaf?"

Dad: "After you were born, while we were taking you home, a leaf landed on your head."

"Is that why my sister is named Rose?"

"Yep."

"Blarghgghrblaeeeurp"

"Shut up brick"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Multiple_Melons
πŸ“…︎ Jan 08 2020
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I wood say this is funny Abut I’ll leaf it up to you guys to decide.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/dogsaretheanswer
πŸ“…︎ Sep 07 2018
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Leaf no stone unturned until all heads roll.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/134282
πŸ“…︎ Nov 23 2018
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Take it or leaf it
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πŸ‘€︎ u/moses10960
πŸ“…︎ Apr 20 2018
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Grocery store lettuce know we can leaf with safe food
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πŸ‘€︎ u/ucchan801
πŸ“…︎ Dec 08 2019
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Yesterday I decided to turn over a new Leaf.

I'm now banned from all Nissan dealerships.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/SayLittleDoMuch
πŸ“…︎ Oct 10 2019
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I’ll just leaf this here, like katydid
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πŸ‘€︎ u/lapret
πŸ“…︎ Feb 09 2019
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I don’t understand people who preserve four leaf clovers...

They’re really pressing their luck.

Edit: Thank you very much for the unexpected medal!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/FinalCaveat
πŸ“…︎ Sep 01 2019
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I’m going to leaf this right here.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/bleimanb
πŸ“…︎ Jun 16 2019
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My brother gets in car accidents all the time, but today he turned over a new Leaf
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πŸ‘€︎ u/thrawnis
πŸ“…︎ Jul 25 2019
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I'm sorry, but I can't stick around. I must make like a tree, and leaf.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/FBAHobo
πŸ“…︎ Mar 28 2018
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Take it or leaf it
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πŸ‘€︎ u/The_Angry_Fish
πŸ“…︎ May 17 2019
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Did you here about the dead leaf?

He lasted tree weeks.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/AmigoSans
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How did the leaf sweeper break his leg?

He fell out of a tree.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/eastjess
πŸ“…︎ Oct 17 2019
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I fernly beleaf my tree puns are qualitree, you can leaf me alone if you disagreen.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/DragonPhyres
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A glorious Maple Leafs flag I saw
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Kamiuq
πŸ“…︎ May 14 2019
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I leaf this here
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πŸ‘€︎ u/smoochie100
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A Nissan leaf was involved in a police chase that ended with the driver running out of charge

He was released without charge

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Iwantmyteslanow
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Why is it a bad idea to iron your four-leaf clover?

Because you shouldn’t press your luck.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/DrunkenRedittor
πŸ“…︎ May 13 2021
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Never iron your four leaf clover.

You don't want to press your luck.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Flyman68
πŸ“…︎ Mar 17 2021
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What do you get when you combine a 4 leaf clover, with poison ivy?

A rash of good luck.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/andyb2383
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What do you get when you cross poison ivy and a four leaf clover?

A rash of good luck! πŸ€

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Rivethart
πŸ“…︎ Mar 14 2021
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Today I saw a man pushing a wheelbarrow full of four leaf clovers,rabbits feet and horseshoes.

He was really pushing his luck

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πŸ‘€︎ u/justbeatitTTD
πŸ“…︎ Nov 12 2020
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You shouldn't iron your four leaf clover

Don't want to press your luck

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Why shouldn’t you ever iron a four leaf clover?

You don’t want to press your luck.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/slowtasker222
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