What do you call a baby growing on a vine?
A human bean.
A grape falls off a vine and dries...
Everything happens for a raisin.
10 Minutes of Puns: Tim Vine - One Night Stand youtube.com/watch?v=00dFz…
I haven't seen him much but I thought /r/puns would like to have The Punslinger, Tim Vine, on here
This afternoon I pulled two fat gourds from the same vine...
They were plumpkin
A daughter is dressed in a grape vine suit where the grapes are made of balloons for Halloween...
The dad says, “I bet if you pop one of those balloons she’ll let out a little wine.”
His wife just rolled her eyes and went back to watching her daughter, while the dad laughed to himself.
Today I found out black pepper comes from a vine
Weird cos the label says it comes from the ground.
BatDad has 4 children and makes Vines wearing a batman mask. [X-post from /r/videos] youtube.com/watch?v=YlVi0…
Growing tomatoes is so quick and easy I could do it on a Vine.
Ten solid minutes of dad jokes courtesy of the great Tim Vine
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=00dFzPbzOws
The funniest joke at this year's Edinburgh Fringe by Tim Vine.
I've decided to sell my Hoover ... well, it was just collecting dust
Funny vine vine.co/v/Oi7F167AA2u
There are dad jokes all over Vine. vinescope.com/banana-phon…
Tim Vine on Live at the Apollo youtube.com/watch?v=VPaZf…
Do you know what Vine is?
So, I asked my dad (who swears social media is evil) if he knew what Vine was.
pointing to the wine on the table, in a German accent, he says "Yes, do you vant some?"
I nominate Tim Vine as our patron saint. youtube.com/watch?v=00dFz…
I'm really surprised that Tim Vine isn't a dad. youtube.com/watch?v=QZJyu…
Tim Vine is a standup comedian that tells almost exclusively dad jokes.
If you'd like to watch a video of him, here's one, or you could watch him on youtube.
