Vineyard Puns

I herded through the grapevine

I herd it through the grapevine.

They told me it was destined for grapeness.

...so they tend to focus on raisin awareness.

He was sittin' on the bock of the day, tastin' wine.

She calls it Amy's Winehouse.

We're eating lunch outside yesterday after working in the vineyard all morning. The neighbor walks over to say hi.

Neighbor: "How's the vineyard going?"

Me: "Grape!"

Neighbor: "Oh..."

I'm off, "wine" not!

Edit: This was via email. Yeah, he included the quotes.

I just took my family to the Loire Valley for vacation (I live in Luxembourg, so it was just a road trip). My wife was interested in visiting a vineyard and trying out some local wine.

We asked at our hotel for recommendations. My wife looked over the brochures and complained that they were all in the neighboring town of Chinon.

She wondered if the hotel was getting kickbacks or something.

Me: "I call Chinon-agins!"

I work part time managing a vineyard's tasting room. We serve a cheese plate and we tell people what kind of cheeses are on it. So I serve one and I get to the last cheese.

"This is a Vermont cave aged Gouda."

His response was, "I guess I'll find out how Gouda it is."

I think I'll steal it for the next time I serve one.

Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie own a vineyard called Mirival that makes a really good rosé.

Wife: do you think they'll stop making Mirival?

Me: Even if they don't, we better stock up on it now. That wine is about to be terrible.

Wife: ...why?

Me: Because of sour grapes.