What did the green grape say to the purple grape?

Breathe, damn it! Breathe!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Rocknocker
πŸ“…︎ Oct 07 2020
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What did the grape say when it got crushed?

It just let out a little wine

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πŸ‘€︎ u/bastelnd
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Did you hear about the grape that betrayed his country?

He committed traisin.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/jollyflyingcactus
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Grape’s don’t cry when they get crushed...

But they do let out a little β€œwine”!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Loveland_622
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What did the green grape say to the purple grape?

Breathe grandpa, or they will have to put you in the box! (Raisin joke on top)

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πŸ‘€︎ u/SoyUnMalaleche
πŸ“…︎ Dec 28 2020
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I like to read news articles about grapes

I like to buff up on currant events.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Samwyzh
πŸ“…︎ Dec 18 2020
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What did the green grape say to the purple grape?

BREATHE, YOU IDIOT!! BREATHE!!!!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/theroutesetters
πŸ“…︎ Nov 28 2020
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This might be my crowning achievement. If it's been done before, I apologize for nothing. Grape minds think alike- nope wrong fruit.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Davebelieves
πŸ“…︎ Nov 15 2020
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There was once a old grape farmer, who had gone through many droughts. When his grapes had fallen and dried out, all he could say was....

Everything happens for a raisin.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/VERBERD
πŸ“…︎ Dec 21 2020
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I like talking to my kids about the benefits of dried grapes.

It's all about raisin awareness.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/CrimsonAvenger_ZA
πŸ“…︎ Nov 28 2020
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Why are bananas favored over grapes?

More apeel

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πŸ‘€︎ u/uneeq33
πŸ“…︎ Nov 25 2020
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What did the grape say when it got crushed?

Nothing. It just let out a little wine.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ctvis2003
πŸ“…︎ Oct 17 2020
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What did the grape do when he got stepped on?

He let out a wine.

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πŸ“…︎ Sep 15 2020
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How did the grape get to be so wise?

By raisin awareness

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πŸ‘€︎ u/infinitywee
πŸ“…︎ Nov 02 2020
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"Why do you like my music so much?" The grape asked his fans.

The fans responded: "Because your music just raisinates with us!"

Laughing off the pun his fans had just made, the grape replied: "Well, that's raisinable!"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/blackhairedShan
πŸ“…︎ Oct 16 2020
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I try to tell everyone about the benefits of eating dried grapes....

It's all about raisin awareness

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πŸ‘€︎ u/runew0lf
πŸ“…︎ Sep 28 2020
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I live for dried grapes.

They are my raisin d'etre...

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πŸ‘€︎ u/PTAwesome
πŸ“…︎ Aug 26 2020
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What happens when you step on a grape?

It lets out a little wine.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/trendfoll
πŸ“…︎ Oct 07 2020
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I was walking by a kindergarden with my girlfriend, when she suddenly started throwing dry grapes at the kids.

At that moment I knew she was good at raisin children.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/cobarso
πŸ“…︎ Oct 01 2020
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People ask me why I hate grapes

I have my raisins

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What did the grape say when the elephant stepped on it?

Nothing, it let out a little wine

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πŸ‘€︎ u/nimarowhani1
πŸ“…︎ Aug 25 2020
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Grapes don't cry when they're crushed

But they do wine

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πŸ‘€︎ u/prowlerunderrated
πŸ“…︎ Sep 01 2020
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What did the green grape say to the purple grape?

Breathe you fool breath

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πŸ‘€︎ u/henry_BDM
πŸ“…︎ Aug 01 2020
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Why did the grape get disqualified from the limbo championship

He kept raisin the bar

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πŸ‘€︎ u/thugnaps
πŸ“…︎ Aug 14 2020
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What did the grape say when the elephant stepped on it?

Nothing. It just let out a little whine.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/KILLA2-0
πŸ“…︎ Jul 13 2020
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Scientists published a paper on grapes, consciousness and fruit rights.

It is basically all about raisin awareness.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Lum1nar
πŸ“…︎ Jul 12 2020
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What did the grape do when he got stepped on?

He let out a little wine.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/TommyBoi69696969
πŸ“…︎ Jun 07 2020
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What did the Green grape say to the Purple grape?

"BREATH MAN, BREATH!!!'

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πŸ‘€︎ u/danspud69
πŸ“…︎ Jul 28 2020
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I’m forming a coalition that defends dried out grapes everywhere

I’m raisin awareness

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Bradb717
πŸ“…︎ May 27 2020
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My 10 year old daughter just told me this one. "What did the green grape say to the purple grape?"

"Breathe you idiot, BREATHE!"

I've never been so proud.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/iwuzwhatiwuz
πŸ“…︎ May 16 2019
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What did the grape say when the elephant sat on it?

It let out a little wine

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πŸ‘€︎ u/bramalsharifi
πŸ“…︎ May 15 2020
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I love stepping on grapes

It’s my jam

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πŸ‘€︎ u/KoronaSenpai
πŸ“…︎ Apr 06 2020
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I’ve started telling everyone about the benefits of eating dried grapes.

It’s all about raisin awareness.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/__kitten
πŸ“…︎ Feb 20 2020
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What did the grape say when it got squashed ?

Nothing, it just let out a little wine

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πŸ‘€︎ u/HellsJuggernaut
πŸ“…︎ May 16 2020
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Three fruits decided to have a dragrace match. The Lemon prepared by practcing driving skills, the orange by studying the appropriate tecniques, the grape by relaxing in the sun. Who won?

The grape. He was the only one who went raisin.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/midy-dk
πŸ“…︎ Jun 24 2020
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I crushed a grape. It started wining.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/madjholu
πŸ“…︎ Apr 22 2020
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Not all heroes wear grapes
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πŸ‘€︎ u/MaxTheJew42
πŸ“…︎ Nov 11 2019
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My toddler was having a massive tantrum until she found a grape on the floor. She ate it, and forgot why she was crying.

She was crying because she doesn't like grapes.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/invertedparadoxxx
πŸ“…︎ Apr 19 2020
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If I advertise old grapes, is that raisin awareness?

Are you gonna wine?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/entangled_dicks
πŸ“…︎ May 17 2020
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What does a grape say when it's squashed?

Nothing, it just lets out a little wine.

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I try to tell everyone about the benefits of eating dried grapes....

It's all about raisin awarness

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πŸ‘€︎ u/B-man44
πŸ“…︎ Sep 27 2019
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Dried grapes are the riskiest beef marinade.

But every once in a while you should be raisin the steaks.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ghostedito
πŸ“…︎ Apr 29 2020
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What did the green grape say to the purple grape?

"Breathe damn it, breathe!"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/kickypie
πŸ“…︎ Jan 09
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What did the green grape say to the purple grape?

BREATHE! JUST BREATHE!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/SoyUnMalaleche
πŸ“…︎ Nov 19 2020
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What did the green grape say to the purple grape

Breathe idiot, breathe!

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What did the green grape say to the purple grape?

Breathe!

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πŸ“…︎ Oct 04 2020
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What did the grape do when he got stepped on?

He let out a little wine...

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πŸ‘€︎ u/cheddar_sunchips
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