What did the grape say when the elephant sat on it?

Nothing, it just let out a little wine...

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πŸ‘€︎ u/enragedzebra13
πŸ“…︎ Mar 04 2021
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What did the green grape say to the purple grape?

Breathe, damn it! Breathe!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Rocknocker
πŸ“…︎ Oct 07 2020
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My kid asked me if they could have a Grape PowerAde

I told them β€œWith Grape PowerAde comes Grape Responsibility.”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/LewkF
πŸ“…︎ Apr 26 2021
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What a grape idea for an old meme.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/metroracerUK
πŸ“…︎ Jan 25 2021
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Why was the man not bothered or upset that someone had stolen all his dried grapes?

He had no raisons to be...

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Mutterlein
πŸ“…︎ Mar 03 2021
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Why are squashed grapes so sensitive?

They always let out a little wine.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/kdlaz
πŸ“…︎ Feb 14 2021
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During dinner, I turned to my wife and said, β€œI used to be grapes.”

She said, β€œHuh?”

Me: Sorry. That must have been the wine talking.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Jan 26 2021
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My friends asked me why I hang my grapes outside to dry

I told them, β€œI have my raisins.”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Merlin-5
πŸ“…︎ Feb 01 2021
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Did you hear about the grape that betrayed his country?

He committed traisin.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/jollyflyingcactus
πŸ“…︎ Jan 04 2021
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What does (do?) a spider and a grape have in common?

Everything, except one has 8 legs and the other is a grape.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/purcy_77
πŸ“…︎ Jan 25 2021
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What did the green grape say to the purple grape?

Breathe grandpa, or they will have to put you in the box! (Raisin joke on top)

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πŸ‘€︎ u/SoyUnMalaleche
πŸ“…︎ Dec 28 2020
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This might be my crowning achievement. If it's been done before, I apologize for nothing. Grape minds think alike- nope wrong fruit.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Davebelieves
πŸ“…︎ Nov 15 2020
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Grape’s don’t cry when they get crushed...

But they do let out a little β€œwine”!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Loveland_622
πŸ“…︎ Jan 03 2021
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I like talking to my kids about the benefits of dried grapes.

It's all about raisin awareness.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/CrimsonAvenger_ZA
πŸ“…︎ Nov 28 2020
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I like to read news articles about grapes

I like to buff up on currant events.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Samwyzh
πŸ“…︎ Dec 18 2020
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There was once a old grape farmer, who had gone through many droughts. When his grapes had fallen and dried out, all he could say was....

Everything happens for a raisin.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/VERBERD
πŸ“…︎ Dec 21 2020
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Why are bananas favored over grapes?

More apeel

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πŸ‘€︎ u/uneeq33
πŸ“…︎ Nov 25 2020
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I live for dried grapes.

They are my raisin d'etre...

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πŸ‘€︎ u/PTAwesome
πŸ“…︎ Aug 26 2020
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I try to tell everyone about the benefits of eating dried grapes....

It's all about raisin awareness

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πŸ‘€︎ u/runew0lf
πŸ“…︎ Sep 28 2020
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"Why do you like my music so much?" The grape asked his fans.

The fans responded: "Because your music just raisinates with us!"

Laughing off the pun his fans had just made, the grape replied: "Well, that's raisinable!"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/blackhairedShan
πŸ“…︎ Oct 16 2020
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How did the grape get to be so wise?

By raisin awareness

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πŸ‘€︎ u/infinitywee
πŸ“…︎ Nov 02 2020
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My 10 year old daughter just told me this one. "What did the green grape say to the purple grape?"

"Breathe you idiot, BREATHE!"

I've never been so proud.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/iwuzwhatiwuz
πŸ“…︎ May 16 2019
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People ask me why I hate grapes

I have my raisins

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πŸ“…︎ Jul 18 2020
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What happens when you step on a grape?

It lets out a little wine.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/trendfoll
πŸ“…︎ Oct 07 2020
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I was walking by a kindergarden with my girlfriend, when she suddenly started throwing dry grapes at the kids.

At that moment I knew she was good at raisin children.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/cobarso
πŸ“…︎ Oct 01 2020
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Why did the grape get disqualified from the limbo championship

He kept raisin the bar

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πŸ‘€︎ u/thugnaps
πŸ“…︎ Aug 14 2020
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Not all heroes wear grapes
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πŸ‘€︎ u/MaxTheJew42
πŸ“…︎ Nov 11 2019
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Scientists published a paper on grapes, consciousness and fruit rights.

It is basically all about raisin awareness.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Lum1nar
πŸ“…︎ Jul 12 2020
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I’m forming a coalition that defends dried out grapes everywhere

I’m raisin awareness

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Bradb717
πŸ“…︎ May 27 2020
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The grape didn't say much when he got stepped on.

He just let out a little wine.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/habsfan1112
πŸ“…︎ Apr 20 2021
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What did the green grape say to the purple grape?

Breathe man! Damnit, breathe!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/LorimIronheart
πŸ“…︎ Mar 22 2021
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What did the green grape say to the purple grape?

BREATHE! JUST BREATHE!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/SoyUnMalaleche
πŸ“…︎ Nov 19 2020
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What did the green grape say to the purple grape?

BREATH!!

Edit: breathe..dammit

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πŸ“…︎ Jan 20 2021
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What did the grape do when it was stepped on?

It let out a little whine.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/sober_disposition
πŸ“…︎ Jan 23 2021
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What did the green grape say to the purple grape?

"Breathe damn it, breathe!"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/kickypie
πŸ“…︎ Jan 09 2021
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What did the grape say when he got punched?

Nothing, but he gave a little wine.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/modular-emergence
πŸ“…︎ Jan 19 2021
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What did the grape say when it's crushed?

Nothing. It just let out a little wine.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/chihiro_yoru
πŸ“…︎ Jan 21 2021
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What did the green grape say to the purple grape

Breathe idiot, breathe!

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πŸ“…︎ Apr 08 2020
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What did the green grape say to the purple grape?

BREATHE, YOU IDIOT!! BREATHE!!!!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/theroutesetters
πŸ“…︎ Nov 28 2020
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What did the grape do when he got stepped on?

He let out a wine.

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What did the grape say when it got crushed?

Nothing. It just let out a little wine.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ctvis2003
πŸ“…︎ Oct 17 2020
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What did the green grape say to the purple grape?

Breathe!

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What did the green grape say to the purple grape?

Breathe you fool breath

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πŸ‘€︎ u/henry_BDM
πŸ“…︎ Aug 01 2020
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What did the grape say when the elephant stepped on it?

Nothing, it let out a little wine

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πŸ‘€︎ u/nimarowhani1
πŸ“…︎ Aug 25 2020
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What did the grape say when the elephant stepped on it?

Nothing. It just let out a little whine.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/KILLA2-0
πŸ“…︎ Jul 13 2020
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What did the grape do when he got stepped on?

He let out a little wine.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/TommyBoi69696969
πŸ“…︎ Jun 07 2020
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Grapes don't cry when they're crushed

But they do wine

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πŸ‘€︎ u/prowlerunderrated
πŸ“…︎ Sep 01 2020
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