What did the green grape say to the purple grape

Breathe idiot, breathe!

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I’m forming a coalition that defends dried out grapes everywhere

I’m raisin awareness

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Bradb717
πŸ“…︎ May 27
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What did the grape do when he got stepped on?

He let out a little wine

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πŸ‘€︎ u/SimpleEntrance7
πŸ“…︎ May 26
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What did the grape say when the elephant sat on it?

It let out a little wine

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πŸ‘€︎ u/bramalsharifi
πŸ“…︎ May 15
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What did the grape say when it got squashed ?

Nothing, it just let out a little wine

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πŸ‘€︎ u/HellsJuggernaut
πŸ“…︎ May 16
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They say you are what you eat. So I bought some "ready to eat" grapes.

And now I'm ready to eat grapes

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πŸ‘€︎ u/b0ring_person
πŸ“…︎ May 21
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If I advertise old grapes, is that raisin awareness?

Are you gonna wine?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/entangled_dicks
πŸ“…︎ May 17
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I love stepping on grapes

It’s my jam

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πŸ‘€︎ u/KoronaSenpai
πŸ“…︎ Apr 06
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I crushed a grape. It started wining.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/madjholu
πŸ“…︎ Apr 22
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My toddler was having a massive tantrum until she found a grape on the floor. She ate it, and forgot why she was crying.

She was crying because she doesn't like grapes.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/invertedparadoxxx
πŸ“…︎ Apr 19
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Dried grapes are the riskiest beef marinade.

But every once in a while you should be raisin the steaks.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ghostedito
πŸ“…︎ Apr 29
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I’ve started telling everyone about the benefits of eating dried grapes.

It’s all about raisin awareness.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/__kitten
πŸ“…︎ Feb 20
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I dont know why my neighbor leaves all his grapes out to dry

He says he has a lot of raisins.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/matrose9
πŸ“…︎ Apr 13
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What did the grape say when it was stepped on?

Nothing. He just left out a little WINE

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πŸ‘€︎ u/DeletedForSpamm
πŸ“…︎ Apr 03
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What does a grape say when it's squashed?

Nothing, it just lets out a little wine.

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πŸ“…︎ Feb 21
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If you are what you eat, consider me a dried grape.

I guess I'm just a product of my raisin.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/My_Tallest
πŸ“…︎ Mar 11
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Not all heroes wear grapes
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πŸ‘€︎ u/MaxTheJew42
πŸ“…︎ Nov 11 2019
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My 10 year old daughter just told me this one. "What did the green grape say to the purple grape?"

"Breathe you idiot, BREATHE!"

I've never been so proud.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/iwuzwhatiwuz
πŸ“…︎ May 16 2019
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Why is it necessary to keep talking about dried up grapes?

Because it’s raisin awareness.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/SoVeryKerry
πŸ“…︎ Jan 18
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Did you hear about the sour grape?

All he did was wine

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πŸ‘€︎ u/FlopScratch
πŸ“…︎ Feb 06
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My bag of fruit snacks had all grapes

Today’s gonna be a grape day!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Mememidas
πŸ“…︎ Feb 11
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What did the grape say when it was crushed?

Nothing, it just let out a little wine.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/simbimba
πŸ“…︎ Dec 26 2019
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What do you call a rude grape?

.......Ungrapeful

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πŸ‘€︎ u/scary-gnome26
πŸ“…︎ Dec 07 2019
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Looks like the grape got crushed
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Condiment-King03
πŸ“…︎ Jan 03
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My friend goes from town to town preaching the health benefits of eating dried grapes every day.

It’s all about raisin awareness l

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Dec 24 2019
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My friends asked me why I’ve mysteriously been hanging grapes outside to dry.

I told them, β€œI have my raisins.”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/FinalCaveat
πŸ“…︎ Dec 09 2019
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I try to tell everyone about the benefits of eating dried grapes....

It's all about raisin awarness

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πŸ‘€︎ u/B-man44
πŸ“…︎ Sep 27 2019
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What did the daddy grape say to the baby grape?

Quit "wining"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/julipul
πŸ“…︎ Nov 23 2019
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What did the green grape say to the purple grape ??

BREATHE !!!!

Edit: spelling

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πŸ‘€︎ u/fireworkbox
πŸ“…︎ Sep 02 2019
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The Grape Depression by Berried Alive
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πŸ‘€︎ u/pielewis
πŸ“…︎ Oct 17 2019
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If a grape is crushed and nobody is around, does it cry?

No it wines

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πŸ‘€︎ u/BcbornLeo
πŸ“…︎ Nov 21 2019
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What happened to the grape when the Dad accidentally stepped on it?

It let out a little wine.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/VeryLastBison
πŸ“…︎ Dec 12 2019
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I try to tell everyone about the benefits of eating dried grapes.

It’s all about raisin awareness.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Quint_Cordewener
πŸ“…︎ Jun 13 2019
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What did the green grape say to the purple grape?

BREATH!!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/notdadbot
πŸ“…︎ Nov 13 2019
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What did the fruit seller do when his grapes dried out

He started raisin his prices

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πŸ‘€︎ u/epicgamer927
πŸ“…︎ Oct 13 2019
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Raisins are just old wrinkly grapes.

Then does that mean they’re berryatric?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ziplocbaggie
πŸ“…︎ Sep 19 2019
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I heard eating dried grapes was good,

Now I'm raisin awareness

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πŸ‘€︎ u/RMC_DB77
πŸ“…︎ Sep 27 2019
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What does a grape say when it is stepped on?

Nothing, it just lets out a little wine

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πŸ‘€︎ u/_TheTrashPanda
πŸ“…︎ Jul 24 2019
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Farmers just don't grow grapes.

They're raisin them.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Pun-isher42
πŸ“…︎ Aug 13 2019
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Do you know what the grape said when he was asked to be put in a drink?

Wine not

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πŸ‘€︎ u/sebicoroian
πŸ“…︎ Oct 13 2019
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what did the grape say when he was stepped on?

he let out a little wine

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ppardonmyfrench
πŸ“…︎ Aug 08 2019
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What does a grape say if you step on it?

Nothing. It just lets out a little wine.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/The-One_The-Only
πŸ“…︎ Sep 22 2019
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The price on these grapes is bananas!
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πŸ‘€︎ u/WoodyGoodman
πŸ“…︎ Mar 29 2019
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β€ͺI mashed a few mangoes, pineapples, melons, strawberries, and grapes into a 🍲. Served the mash to guests visiting my place.

Called the dish, Mea Pulpa. ‬

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πŸ‘€︎ u/golubeerji
πŸ“…︎ Jun 30 2019
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Where can you get fresh, holy grapes?

Off Devine.

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πŸ“…︎ Aug 31 2019
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What sound does a grape make when you step on it?

It makes a little whine

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πŸ‘€︎ u/alexsuniverse
πŸ“…︎ Aug 30 2019
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What do grapes do when they want to complain?

They vine.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/DiscoPotato69
πŸ“…︎ May 04 2019
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Don't let your dogs have grapes

Just raisin awareness!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/bigbear4985
πŸ“…︎ Jul 09 2019
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What did the grape say when the elephant stepped on it?

Nothing, it just gave out a little wine!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/spaceshallots
πŸ“…︎ May 29 2019
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What does the grape say when someone steps on it?

Nothing. It just lets out a little w(h)ine.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/MagnusCreske
πŸ“…︎ Jul 02 2019
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Two fresh grapes decided to sit together out in the sun one day...

Pretty soon they were raisin kids

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ottodidakt
πŸ“…︎ Aug 28 2019
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What did the grape say after it got stood on?

Nothing, it just started wine-ing

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πŸ‘€︎ u/iamdoggo123
πŸ“…︎ Dec 30 2018
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I've been telling people about the benefits of dried grapes.

It's about raisin awareness.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/BassWizard420
πŸ“…︎ Dec 02 2018
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I’m working for a charity that provides support for elderly grapes

My job is in raisin awareness.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/andi-amo
πŸ“…︎ Jul 09 2019
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Man I hate grapes

Grapes suck man, I mean potatoes they're appealing ;) and can even grow back even after being smashed ;) out drunk, but grapes they just get drunk and wine and wine and wine ;), oh and corn, god who needs corn, they just party but pop off ;) for no reason, they say after its waters temper ;) but... well I guess water is not good either, they get angry and just boil ;) over... oh and I heard some news about tomatoes they had an affair with cherries ;), I heard that tomatoes wife is gonna get revenge by dewing grass ;), but I can only say one thing the plant party was wild last night.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Mjk2581
πŸ“…︎ Mar 10 2019
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What did the grape say when it was stepped on

Nothing it let out a little wine

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πŸ‘€︎ u/MidgetFucker420
πŸ“…︎ Jun 13 2019
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I've been telling everyone about the benefits of eating dried grapes.

It's all about raisin awareness.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/FarmerGreen13
πŸ“…︎ Mar 26 2019
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What did the grape say when it was squished?

Nothing. It just let out a little whine.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Broccoli_dicks
πŸ“…︎ Apr 26 2019
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Why Did the Raisin Farmer Secure a $100k Loan to His Most Productive Raisin Grape Tree?

Because it was his "raisin debt tree" (use French accent).

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πŸ“…︎ Jun 14 2019
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If anyone could just reverse the process of making wine, that would be grape.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Maax42_
πŸ“…︎ Mar 16 2018
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People don’t realize the benefits of sun-dried grapes..

I’m raisin awareness!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/please_endme
πŸ“…︎ Apr 19 2019
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You know the problem with grapes these days?

People just aren’t raisin them right πŸ‡

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Jtrad_24
πŸ“…︎ Jan 11 2019
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I think I will start telling my friends about eating dried grapes

It's all about raisin awareness

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πŸ‘€︎ u/RadRac
πŸ“…︎ Dec 01 2018
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I was choking on a grape

But then I concentrated for a minute and Concord it

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πŸ‘€︎ u/risperdone
πŸ“…︎ Jun 18 2019
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How do you dehydrate your grapes faster?

By raisin the roof

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πŸ‘€︎ u/aparks1437
πŸ“…︎ May 08 2019
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What did the grape say when he got stepped on

Nothing he just gave a little wine

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πŸ‘€︎ u/jmahler0514
πŸ“…︎ Feb 19 2019
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Only whine comes from sour grapes
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πŸ‘€︎ u/frivel
πŸ“…︎ Jan 08 2019
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Raspberries make for great grape beards
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πŸ‘€︎ u/jess-the-mess
πŸ“…︎ Jan 01 2019
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I was beating the shit out of a grape the other day

It let out a little wh(INE)

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πŸ‘€︎ u/txnt
πŸ“…︎ Apr 08 2019
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as we all know theg did surgery on a grape but this is the key part exept the surgery...
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πŸ‘€︎ u/alom123456
πŸ“…︎ Nov 27 2018
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Once upon a time There was a grape and a melon who had a date

The conversation was prety dry, so the grape begun raisin some questions

"Where do you see this relationship going?" he asked

"Look, i may not have my perents consent, but i think we are a nice pear, so don't think i can't-elope"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/etay1903
πŸ“…︎ Dec 29 2018
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What do you call it when a grape gets paid to sit in the sun all day?

Fund-raisin!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Watermelon86
πŸ“…︎ Mar 20 2019
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I travel around the country giving seminars on the beneficial features of dried grapes.

I’m in the business of raisin awareness.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Jul 20 2018
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What did the grape say when it was driven over by a car?

Nothing, it just let out a little wine

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Gamertron20000
πŸ“…︎ Dec 31 2018
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What do the grape do when he got stepped on?

He let out a little wine.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/cavanaughphoto
πŸ“…︎ Jan 31
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What did the grape do when he got stepped on?

He let out a little wine.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/notdadbot
πŸ“…︎ Nov 16 2019
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What did the grape do when he got stepped on?

He let out a little wine.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/notdadbot
πŸ“…︎ Nov 09 2019
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What did the grape do when he got stepped on?

He let out a little wine.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/notdadbot
πŸ“…︎ Nov 18 2019
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What did the grape do when he got stepped on?

He let out a little wine.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/notdadbot
πŸ“…︎ Nov 03 2019
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What did the grape do when he got stepped on?

He let out a little wine.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/notdadbot
πŸ“…︎ Nov 04 2019
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What did the grape do when he got stepped on?

He let out a little wine.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Broncosfb1214
πŸ“…︎ Nov 11 2019
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What did the grape do when he got stepped on?

He let out a little wine.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/notdadbot
πŸ“…︎ Oct 29 2019
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What did the green grape say to the purple grape?

BREATH!!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/notdadbot
πŸ“…︎ Oct 26 2019
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I’ve started telling everyone about the benefits of eating dried grapes

It’s all about raisin awareness

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Hangry_Gunner
πŸ“…︎ Nov 13 2018
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What did the green grape say to the purple grape?

BREATHE YOU IDIOT, BREATHE!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/AVeryLONGPotato
πŸ“…︎ Sep 18 2018
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I love stepping on grapes

It’s my jam

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πŸ‘€︎ u/garboooge
πŸ“…︎ Apr 11 2019
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What did the grape do when he got stepped on?

He let out a little wine

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πŸ‘€︎ u/BgB0t
πŸ“…︎ Feb 09 2019
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What did the grape do when he got stepped on?

He let out a little wine.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/RobRoy333
πŸ“…︎ Jun 29 2019
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What did the grape say when it was stepped on?

Nothing ... it just let out a little wine

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πŸ‘€︎ u/BadPuppyZA
πŸ“…︎ May 14 2019
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What did the grape do when he got stepped on?

He let out a little wine.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Marcusqp
πŸ“…︎ Mar 15 2019
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What did the grape say when he was stepped on?

He let out a little wine.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ry8
πŸ“…︎ Mar 30 2019
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What did the green grape say to the purple grape?

BREATHE YOU IDIOT! BREATHE!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Headsup_Eyesdown
πŸ“…︎ Oct 28 2018
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