What did the green grape say to the purple grape?
Breathe, damn it! Breathe!
What did the grape say when it got crushed?
It just let out a little wine
Did you hear about the grape that betrayed his country?
Grape’s don’t cry when they get crushed...
But they do let out a little “wine”!
What did the green grape say to the purple grape?
Breathe grandpa, or they will have to put you in the box! (Raisin joke on top)
I like to read news articles about grapes
I like to buff up on currant events.
There was once a old grape farmer, who had gone through many droughts. When his grapes had fallen and dried out, all he could say was....
Everything happens for a raisin.
I like talking to my kids about the benefits of dried grapes.
It's all about raisin awareness.
This might be my crowning achievement. If it's been done before, I apologize for nothing. Grape minds think alike- nope wrong fruit.
Why are bananas favored over grapes?
How did the grape get to be so wise?
"Why do you like my music so much?" The grape asked his fans.
The fans responded: "Because your music just raisinates with us!"
Laughing off the pun his fans had just made, the grape replied: "Well, that's raisinable!"
I try to tell everyone about the benefits of eating dried grapes....
It's all about raisin awareness
I live for dried grapes.
They are my raisin d'etre...
What happens when you step on a grape?
It lets out a little wine.
I was walking by a kindergarden with my girlfriend, when she suddenly started throwing dry grapes at the kids.
At that moment I knew she was good at raisin children.
People ask me why I hate grapes
Why did the grape get disqualified from the limbo championship
Scientists published a paper on grapes, consciousness and fruit rights.
It is basically all about raisin awareness.
I’m forming a coalition that defends dried out grapes everywhere
My 10 year old daughter just told me this one. "What did the green grape say to the purple grape?"
"Breathe you idiot, BREATHE!"
I've never been so proud.
I love stepping on grapes
Three fruits decided to have a dragrace match. The Lemon prepared by practcing driving skills, the orange by studying the appropriate tecniques, the grape by relaxing in the sun. Who won?
The grape. He was the only one who went raisin.
I crushed a grape. It started wining.
Not all heroes wear grapes
My toddler was having a massive tantrum until she found a grape on the floor. She ate it, and forgot why she was crying.
She was crying because she doesn't like grapes.
If I advertise old grapes, is that raisin awareness?
Dried grapes are the riskiest beef marinade.
But every once in a while you should be raisin the steaks.
If you are what you eat, consider me a dried grape.
I guess I'm just a product of my raisin.
What did the green grape say to the purple grape?
What did the green grape say to the purple grape?
BREATHE, YOU IDIOT!! BREATHE!!!!
What did the grape say when it got crushed?
Nothing. It just let out a little wine.
What did the grape do when he got stepped on?
What did the green grape say to the purple grape
What did the green grape say to the purple grape?
What did the grape say when the elephant stepped on it?
Nothing, it let out a little wine
Grapes don't cry when they're crushed
What did the green grape say to the purple grape?
What did the grape say when the elephant stepped on it?
Nothing. It just let out a little whine.
What did the grape do when he got stepped on?
He let out a little wine.
What did the Green grape say to the Purple grape?
What did the grape do when he got stepped on?
He let out a little wine...
What did the grape say when the elephant sat on it?
What did the grape say when it got squashed ?
Nothing, it just let out a little wine
I’ve started telling everyone about the benefits of eating dried grapes.
It’s all about raisin awareness.
What does a grape say when it's squashed?
Nothing, it just lets out a little wine.
I try to tell everyone about the benefits of eating dried grapes....
It's all about raisin awarness
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