I might be a dad

My friend is shopping and asks where she can find raisins...

I respond: "They're where the grapes used to be."

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Dad joked a teammate

Teammate: (Finds grape under chair) Hey, what were you doing down there?

Me: Looks like he was having a grape time and you just raisined it.

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📅︎ Feb 15 2014
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