What's an Amish's favorite kind of raisin?
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I'm going to start a brew pub that also offers raisins, nuts and oats.
I'll call it the Granola Bar.
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︎ Apr 29 2021
Why shouldn't you trust news from a raisin?
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︎ Mar 29 2021
Raisin bran
The dyslexic Amish cereal
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︎ Mar 29 2021
Just Raisin Awareness...
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︎ Dec 06 2020
What if someone made raisins with juice in them
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︎ Jul 25 2020
I just swapped 50 raisins for 100 sultanas
I canβt believe the currant exchange rate
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︎ Jul 19 2020
Bill Lumbergh: If you could just rehydrate that raisin
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︎ Jun 02 2020
If I advertise old grapes, is that raisin awareness?
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︎ May 17 2020
Where do raisins keep their money?
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︎ Apr 08 2020
I have no raisin to live
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︎ May 26 2019
Friend: how do you like your pizza and why. Me: no raisin
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︎ Oct 19 2019
You know what they say about big raisins.
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︎ Aug 23 2019
We should all start paying with Raisins and Sultanas.
I hear the currant exchange rate is excellent.
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︎ Mar 02 2020
β« Rum raisin, how come you taste so good? β«
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︎ Aug 02 2019
Raisins are just old wrinkly grapes.
Then does that mean theyβre berryatric?
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︎ Sep 19 2019
A raisin, a peanut, and an oat sit down and order a drink.
The bartender says, βwhat do you think this is, a granola bar? β.
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︎ Feb 05 2019
My wife and I were deciding what to eat for breakfast when she asked, βHave you ever tried raisin bagels?β
I replied, βI didnβt know you could raise bagels.β
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︎ Sep 27 2019
I made a playlist for hiking. Included are songs from Peanuts, The Cranberries, Eminem, and even The California Raisins.
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︎ Aug 26 2019
He is just raisin awareness.
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︎ Aug 22 2018
Why Did the Raisin Farmer Secure a $100k Loan to His Most Productive Raisin Grape Tree?
Because it was his "raisin debt tree" (use French accent).
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︎ Jun 14 2019
I have have managed to save $10 towards a large sack of raisins.
It's in my current account.
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︎ May 17 2019
Was toasting a hot crossed bun and the power tripped, turned out a raisin had shorted against the toaster element
Must have been a fault currant
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︎ Jun 18 2019
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︎ Nov 13 2018
Got the day off from my job at the raisin factory due to a power outage
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︎ Aug 22 2018
Raisin The Quality Of The Puns On This Subreddit
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︎ Sep 05 2017
Why was the blueberry scared of the raisin?
The raisin was previously known for grape
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︎ Nov 30 2018
I was asked why I don't eat raisins.
I'm religious, I'd rather lower my sins.
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︎ Feb 02 2018
If you could just rehydrate those raisins
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︎ Sep 15 2018
Why did the raisin go out with the prune?
Because he couldnβt find a date.
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︎ Dec 28 2018
You ever see Nicolas Cage in Raisin Arizona?
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︎ Mar 27 2018
A shopper walked into the Wegmans and asked where they could find the raisins. The clerk said:
βwhere the grapes used to be.β
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︎ Feb 25 2018
How do raisinβs leave the house?
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︎ Dec 12 2017
Whoever thought up raisins...
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︎ Jan 14 2017
What did Tony the Tiger say to the milk jug when asked about a bunch of swollen raisins sitting in the corner of the fridge?
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︎ Mar 19 2014
In June there was a Supreme Court ruling that overturned a Department of Agriculture policy in which raisins were seized from farmers in order to maintain high prices. An appeal case was suggested that would mandate compensation for farmers who forfeited their raisins
Clarence Thomas, in response, said an appeal would be "a fruitless exercise"
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︎ Aug 11 2015
I almost exclusively eat raisin bran
Some would go so far as calling me a cereal monogamist.
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︎ Mar 06 2017
What's an Amish person's favorite raisin?
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︎ Mar 18 2020
What's an amish favorite type of raisin?
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︎ Oct 28 2019
Whatβs a Mennoniteβs favorite raisin?
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︎ Oct 17 2019
I've just been to the shops and swapped 50 raisins for 100 sultanas.
I can't believe the currant exchange rate!
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︎ Sep 05 2018
Just been to Tesco and swapped 50 raisins for 100 sultanas..
I cannot believe the currant exchange rate
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︎ Aug 11 2018
Just been to Tesco and swapped 50 raisins for 100 sultanas.
I can't believe the currant exchange rate.
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