Went to the store yesterday and bought a single cherry and some microphone equipment
Bought-a-Bing, Bought-a-boom
An apple pie in Jamaica is £1.50, a cherry pie in Barbados is £1.60 and a mince pie in Trinidad is £1.80.
These are the pie rates of the Caribbean
Ill see myself out
I went to the zoo and saw 2 massive hairy apes, covered in cream and cherries on their heads..
Apparently they were Meringue-utans.
In Jamaica apple pie costs $2 a slice while in the Bahamas a slice of cherry pie costs $3.
These are the pie rates of the Caribbean.
My wife and I were walking into the supermarket when we saw cherries prominently displayed near the entrance.
Looking at the price, I said to her, "Damn, they're cherribly expensive!".
I went shopping at a cherry stand and then a microphone store.
Bought a Bing. Bought a boom.
Once there was a man who owned an orchard. He grew lots of things. Apples, pears, cherries, peaches, oranges and lemons.
The stonefruit was almost ready for harvest when he was hit with a bout of laryngitis that left him unable to talk.
Despite the doctors orders for bed rest, he went into the orchard early one morning to find all of his mature peach trees had been stolen.
He was peachless."
If you discovered that cherry pies cost $2.75 in Jamaica, and that merengue pies cost $3.25 in the Bahamas, what’s the significance?
Why, you have just found the Pie-rates of the Caribbean.
How do you hide an elephant in a cherry tree?
They should make bubble wrap with cherry shaped bubbles
Why do cherry trees smell?
Because George Washington cut one.
I broke my dadjoke cherry at lunch today
I'm a fairly new dad and my wife was chopping up walnuts:
Me: my respect for walnuts has really changed for the better recently.
Wife: (looks at me funny...) Why?
Me: they've really come out of their shell...
There was an audible groan and sadly, I had to high five myself..
When I went to culinary school, the bullies used to cover me with chocolate and cream, and then put a cherry on my head.
Life was tough in the gateau.
How did the red cherries know who Jesus’s father was?
I grew up in a rough neighbourhood. Kids would jump out and put whipped cream, glacé cherries and chocolate sprinkles on people all the time.
I tried the world's most expensive coffee, Kopi Luwak, made with part-digested coffee cherries eaten and defecated by the Asian palm civet
Now every other type of coffee is un-civet-lysed
I've never seen The Cherry Orchard, or Three Sisters
But that's definitely something I'd like to Chekhov my list.
Illegally recording a cover band playing Cherry Pie:
Whenever I give my daughter cherries, she stuffs them in the chair
Now we call them chairries
Eating too many cherries can be a real pain
What has 50 legs and one cherry (according to my Dad)?
According to my Dad, it's not a centipede drinking an old-fashioned.
It's 25 Rockettes.
Cherry Chocolate Stout
Bartender: How is it?
Me: It's cherry good!!!
Friends: facepalm
Dad and the Cherries
This was a few months ago, and I only just thought of posting it here.
We were on our yearly holiday and mum decided to take us cherry picking. Driving along the road, mum told us to 'look out for signs leading to cherries.' In confusion, my dad looked at her and goes "I didn't know cherries could leave footprints. Hell, I didn't even know they had feet."
He laughed for a good 5 minutes.
Went shopping for cherries and a microphone the other day.
Bought a bing. Bought a boom.
I went to go shopping for cherries and microphones the other day. Bought a bing, bought a boom.
I went shopping for cherries and a microphone the other day...
Bought a bing. Bought a boom.
I went to go shopping for cherries and microphones the other day: bought a bing, bought a boom.
I went to go shopping for cherry's and microphones the other day
Bought a bing bought a boom
Purchased a cherry and a microphone
Bought a bing, bought a boom
Went shopping for a cherry and a microphone...
Bought a bing,
Bought a boom..
How do you hide an elephant in a cherry tree?
You paint its toenails red.
...
Have you ever seen an elephant in a cherry tree?
...
See how good it works‽
I went shopping for cherries and microphones the other day
Bought a bing, bought a boom
Went to the store yesterday to buy a cherry and a microphone stand.
Bought a Bing, bought a boom.
When I was a kid people used to cover me in chocolate and cream, and put a cherry on my head.
Yeah, life was tough in the gateau.
Please note that this site uses cookies to personalise content and adverts, to provide social media features, and to analyse web traffic. Click here for more information.
